Lets make a typical American comedy

ALIEN ANAL · 07.15.2008, 05:57 AM

This is the main plot of the film

3 guys who are good friends with a 17 yr old female celebrity want to try make them selves famous by becoming getting her pregnant

now you guys can go on and ad character names and other details

it could be neat

ALIEN ANAL · 07.15.2008, 06:04 AM

hah i just thought of a genius name for it

HOLLY+WOOD=$

ALIEN ANAL · 07.15.2008, 06:14 AM

some teaser posters for it could be

the title in red up the top and then a golden pregnancy test on a chain underneath it

or maybe a pregnancy test with a dollar sign as the "your pregnant" bit

something that says Pregnant and fame

SYRFox · 07.15.2008, 06:24 AM

*pre-recorded laughs*

This Is Not Here · 07.15.2008, 06:26 AM

At least five of the cast of American Pie.

Johnny "Magic Fingers" · 07.15.2008, 06:32 AM

Cool. Ch.10 needs a new show after axing Big Brother...

Is this supposed to work like Gilligan's Island where they come close to getting off the island, but never do? So the three guys get close to scoring with said '17-yr old celeb chick' in each episode, but never do?

Sexual tension is what keeps these kind of shows going. Just look at Mulder & Scully, or Maxwell Smart & 99 or even Commissioner Gordon & Chief O'Hara from the old Batman series....

ALIEN ANAL · 07.15.2008, 06:40 AM

i was thinking a movie and not a Tv show

i dont want the american pie cast
be a little more typical original :P

Johnny "Magic Fingers" · 07.15.2008, 06:44 AM

If it's a porn movie, I wanna do the soundtrack..

ALIEN ANAL · 07.15.2008, 06:49 AM

its not a porn but it will have some nudity

SYRFox · 07.15.2008, 07:18 AM

There's got to be a scene with a nerd guy saying to the three friends: "so basically you wanna plug your peripherical device into her USB port?"

GrungeMonkey · 07.15.2008, 08:07 AM

and a dog shagging someones leg at some point please

Danny Himself · 07.15.2008, 09:14 AM

One of the guys gets hit in the balls with a football and then he can't get her pregnant so he's 'out'.

HECKLER SPRAY · 07.15.2008, 09:20 AM

Is she still a virgin ?

ALIEN ANAL · 07.15.2008, 09:22 AM

hm i could say she claims to be
but she isnt really
maybe noone knows except her

i dont want to make her to much like britney spears

floatingslowly · 07.15.2008, 09:35 AM

typical americans generally only exist in the minds of typical bigots.

is that the market this show is catering too?

will it play along with such hits as "Kick That Abbo" and "The White-a-tizer"?

HECKLER SPRAY · 07.15.2008, 09:39 AM

One of the guys would be a closet homosexual.

ALIEN ANAL · 07.15.2008, 09:44 AM

one guy falls in love with her
another wants to hump everything and anything
and one is a virgin still but he has agreed that she will be his first

!@#$%! · 07.15.2008, 09:47 AM

hm yeah

hey anal

don't forget to cast these guys

you know you want to

oh yessss-- you do. confess.

ALIEN ANAL · 07.15.2008, 10:02 AM

yeh iv been trying to think of a cast for the fllm

oh hey theres a picture of the american office

pbradley · 07.15.2008, 10:38 AM

You also need another minor female character that is in on their scheme and thinks they are idiots. So that the women viewers have someone to identify with.

07.15.2008, 05:57 AM	#1
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	This is the main plot of the film 3 guys who are good friends with a 17 yr old female celebrity want to try make them selves famous by becoming getting her pregnant now you guys can go on and ad character names and other details it could be neat __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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07.15.2008, 06:14 AM	#3
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	some teaser posters for it could be the title in red up the top and then a golden pregnancy test on a chain underneath it or maybe a pregnancy test with a dollar sign as the "your pregnant" bit something that says Pregnant and fame __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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Johnny "Magic Fingers" children of satan Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: A downward spiral Posts: 318	Cool. Ch.10 needs a new show after axing Big Brother... Is this supposed to work like Gilligan's Island where they come close to getting off the island, but never do? So the three guys get close to scoring with said '17-yr old celeb chick' in each episode, but never do? Sexual tension is what keeps these kind of shows going. Just look at Mulder & Scully, or Maxwell Smart & 99 or even Commissioner Gordon & Chief O'Hara from the old Batman series....
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07.15.2008, 06:40 AM	#7
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	i was thinking a movie and not a Tv show i dont want the american pie cast be a little more typical original :P __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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07.15.2008, 07:18 AM	#10
SYRFox invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Paris Posts: 7,492	There's got to be a scene with a nerd guy saying to the three friends: "so basically you wanna plug your peripherical device into her USB port?"
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ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	hm i could say she claims to be but she isnt really maybe noone knows except her i dont want to make her to much like britney spears __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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07.15.2008, 09:35 AM	#15
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	typical americans generally only exist in the minds of typical bigots. is that the market this show is catering too? will it play along with such hits as "Kick That Abbo" and "The White-a-tizer"?
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07.15.2008, 09:39 AM	#16
HECKLER SPRAY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Near Paris, France Posts: 3,762	One of the guys would be a closet homosexual. __________________
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,585	hm yeah hey anal don't forget to cast these guys you know you want to oh yessss-- you do. confess.
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07.15.2008, 10:38 AM	#20
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	You also need another minor female character that is in on their scheme and thinks they are idiots. So that the women viewers have someone to identify with.
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