Custom Schizoflavoured Voicemail

schizophrenicroom · 07.27.2008, 02:27 AM

are you sad?

lonely?

lacking in fun one-woman productions of rent and various other musicals on your voicemail?

looking to chat or hear schizophrenicroom's voice serenading you from the bottom of her pinot grigio heart?

LOOK NO FURTHER THAN HERE.

every week, i will choose one number given to me at random and call it at an odd time of night (depending on where i am, it could be early or late) and do my best to perform whatever i feel like at the time to the best of my abilities and amuse you. if you're so inclined, PM me your number- like fuck i'm giving it away- and be prepared to have your mind blown.

MellySingsDoom · 07.27.2008, 02:29 AM

Now who on earth here would give out their number to you for this?

schizophrenicroom · 07.27.2008, 02:47 AM

yeah, anyone who does that is silly.

foxforce5 · 07.27.2008, 05:42 PM

"are you sad?"

"lonely?"

Take a look at some of the recent thread titles and the question answers itself.

MellySingsDoom · 07.27.2008, 05:49 PM

Utah in the House! How goes it, forcefox5?

o'connor · 07.27.2008, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Now who on earth here would give out their number to you for this?

i would. consider it sent. i loves me some humor.

MellySingsDoom · 07.27.2008, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by foxforce5

"are you sad?"

"lonely?"

Take a look at some of the recent thread titles and the question answers itself.

Oh Gawd.

This board = Win.

Join the programme, sir, you won't regret it

sobriquet · 07.27.2008, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

yeah, anyone who does that is silly.

I suppose that would really depend on what you were 'performing'.

SYRFox · 07.27.2008, 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by sobriquet

I suppose that would really depend on what you were 'performing'.

See: third post in this thread

http://www.sonicyouth.com/gossip/showthread.php?t=23800

Everyneurotic · 07.27.2008, 09:40 PM

if schizo is willing to pay international long distance charges, i'm down for this like the syndrome.

schizophrenicroom · 07.27.2008, 10:05 PM

hells yeah, every-e.

Everyneurotic · 07.27.2008, 10:24 PM

i'll find out what you need to dial from u-town to my cell and pm you.

ohhh, i'm going to new york in a couple of weeks, i'll pm you that number too.

schizophrenicroom · 07.27.2008, 11:06 PM

sweet!

Mostly Harmless · 07.28.2008, 01:23 AM

I'm way too excited over this than I should be.
Mad props for this idea, bud.

!@#$%! · 07.28.2008, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

are you sad?

no...

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

lonely?

nope...

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

lacking in fun one-woman productions of rent and various other musicals on your voicemail?

i guess i am!

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

looking to chat or hear schizophrenicroom's voice serenading you from the bottom of her pinot grigio heart?

i don't know about no pinot grigio!

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

LOOK NO FURTHER THAN HERE.

i'll look no further-- but for how long...? i have a full morning schedule...

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

every week, i will choose one number given to me at random and call it at an odd time of night (depending on where i am, it could be early or late) and do my best to perform whatever i feel like at the time to the best of my abilities and amuse you. if you're so inclined, PM me your number- like fuck i'm giving it away- and be prepared to have your mind blown.

ha ha ha that sounds awesome. yes.

floatingslowly · 07.28.2008, 11:28 AM

my mom warned me not to talk to strangers.

I've never listened to a word she's said.

bring it.

Johnny "Magic Fingers" · 07.28.2008, 10:13 PM

This has possibilities....

I (sadly) live with my parents. My mom is the sweetest thing on Earth, but her English is pretty bad. My dad's english is much better, but he picked it all up while working in a orange juice factory full of foul-mouthed men.

I would love for schizo'room to call up late at nite, and get either my mom:

"Yess, who spik-ing plisss?"

or my dad:

"Who fuck is this? Why you ring, me sleeping, bluddy stu-pets!!"

At least, these are the responses I get when ringing my parents...

pbradley · 07.29.2008, 12:14 AM

I've already leaked too much information about myself on the internets, I need not leak my number.

Toilet & Bowels · 07.29.2008, 04:51 AM

if there was a way to set it up so that you could record the message that people hear when they call my voicemail i'd have you do that.

07.27.2008, 02:27 AM	#1
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	are you sad? lonely? lacking in fun one-woman productions of rent and various other musicals on your voicemail? looking to chat or hear schizophrenicroom's voice serenading you from the bottom of her pinot grigio heart? LOOK NO FURTHER THAN HERE. every week, i will choose one number given to me at random and call it at an odd time of night (depending on where i am, it could be early or late) and do my best to perform whatever i feel like at the time to the best of my abilities and amuse you. if you're so inclined, PM me your number- like fuck i'm giving it away- and be prepared to have your mind blown. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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07.27.2008, 02:29 AM	#2
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Now who on earth here would give out their number to you for this? __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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07.27.2008, 02:47 AM	#3
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	yeah, anyone who does that is silly. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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07.27.2008, 05:42 PM	#4
foxforce5 bad moon rising Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Utah! Posts: 196	"are you sad?" "lonely?" Take a look at some of the recent thread titles and the question answers itself.
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07.27.2008, 05:49 PM	#5
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	Utah in the House! How goes it, forcefox5? __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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07.27.2008, 09:40 PM	#10
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	if schizo is willing to pay international long distance charges, i'm down for this like the syndrome. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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07.27.2008, 10:05 PM	#11
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	hells yeah, every-e. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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07.27.2008, 10:24 PM	#12
Everyneurotic invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mexico Posts: 15,713	i'll find out what you need to dial from u-town to my cell and pm you. ohhh, i'm going to new york in a couple of weeks, i'll pm you that number too. __________________ Richard Clayderman found alive and still bland! Repo Man has all night! Photographic evidence of Monosodic's existance! New Kiddieriot shit after all! Never too late to share fave rex from the year before! David Keenan is a douchebag! Ron Asheton missed!
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07.27.2008, 11:06 PM	#13
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	sweet! __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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07.28.2008, 01:23 AM	#14
Mostly Harmless bad moon rising Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Teenage Wasteland Posts: 205	I'm way too excited over this than I should be. Mad props for this idea, bud. __________________ "Is our team has the sniper?" -The ultimate voice of Halo3 team-slayer desperation.
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07.28.2008, 11:28 AM	#16
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	my mom warned me not to talk to strangers. I've never listened to a word she's said. bring it.
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07.28.2008, 10:13 PM	#17
Johnny "Magic Fingers" children of satan Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: A downward spiral Posts: 318	This has possibilities.... I (sadly) live with my parents. My mom is the sweetest thing on Earth, but her English is pretty bad. My dad's english is much better, but he picked it all up while working in a orange juice factory full of foul-mouthed men. I would love for schizo'room to call up late at nite, and get either my mom: "Yess, who spik-ing plisss?" or my dad: "Who fuck is this? Why you ring, me sleeping, bluddy stu-pets!!" At least, these are the responses I get when ringing my parents...
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07.29.2008, 12:14 AM	#18
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I've already leaked too much information about myself on the internets, I need not leak my number.
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07.29.2008, 04:51 AM	#19
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,273	if there was a way to set it up so that you could record the message that people hear when they call my voicemail i'd have you do that.
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