Naughty Questions!

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 02.12.2008, 08:53 PM

What sexual thing would you do to the last poster? (can be as innocent as flirting or kissing, can be as uninnocent as you can imagine)

If you were to make a sexy mix tape, what would be on it?

Homos, if you had to make heterosexual love, who would it be with?

Heteros, if you had to make homosexual love, who would it be with?

Hetero males: would you rather take it in the mouth or in the bum?

Have you ever got caught masturbating?

Softcore or hardcore?

Amateur or professional?

Hetero males: lesbian or heterosexual porn?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 02.12.2008, 08:56 PM

What sexual thing would you do to the last poster? (can be as innocent as flirting or kissing, can be as uninnocent as you can imagine) I'd jerk him off

If you were to make a sexy mix tape, what would be on it?
Atari Teenage Riot- Sex
Iggy Pop- Fall In Love With Me
PJ Harvey- Snake
My Bloody Valentine- Feed Me With Your Kiss'
Sonic Youth- Drunken Butterfly
Fugazi- Turkish Disco
T. Rex- 20th Century Boy
TV on the Radio- Staring at the Sun
The For Carnation- Tales (Live From the Crypt)
Count 5- Psychotic Reaction
? and the Mysterians- 96 Tears

Homos, if you had to make heterosexual love, who would it be with?

Heteros, if you had to make homosexual love, who would it be with? Javier Bardem

Hetero males: would you rather take it in the mouth or in the bum? mouth

Have you ever got caught masturbating? almost

Softcore or hardcore? depends on my mood, usually I like solo gals

Amateur or professional? usually professional, like Met-Art

Hetero males: lesbian or heterosexual porn? hetero, but lesbo is good too

pbradley · 02.12.2008, 09:18 PM

Sorry, champ, I'm still spent from answering the last survey thread.

floatingslowly · 02.12.2008, 09:58 PM

ooh, you just got champed.

Cantankerous · 02.12.2008, 10:00 PM

how nice of you to assume that i'm going to come up with anything interesting to say.

What sexual thing would you do to the last poster? (can be as innocent as flirting or kissing, can be as uninnocent as you can imagine)
none of the above

If you were to make a sexy mix tape, what would be on it?
iggy pop, led zeppelin, other various loud and/or aggro music from the 70s.

Homos, if you had to make heterosexual love, who would it be with?
i'm not a homo.

Heteros, if you had to make homosexual love, who would it be with?
angelina jolie.

Hetero males: would you rather take it in the mouth or in the bum?
i'm not a male.

Have you ever got caught masturbating?
no.

Softcore or hardcore?
none of the above.

Amateur or professional?
both certainly have the potential to be entertaining.

Hetero males: lesbian or heterosexual porn?
i'm not a male.

Kloriel · 02.12.2008, 10:01 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, behold the thread of the decade. For once I just have no words to describe

Here is your ultimate prize:

!@#$%! · 02.12.2008, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

What sexual thing would you do to the last poster? (can be as innocent as flirting or kissing, can be as uninnocent as you can imagine)

If you were to make a sexy mix tape, what would be on it?

Homos, if you had to make heterosexual love, who would it be with?

Heteros, if you had to make homosexual love, who would it be with?

Hetero males: would you rather take it in the mouth or in the bum?

Have you ever got caught masturbating?

Softcore or hardcore?

Amateur or professional?

Hetero males: lesbian or heterosexual porn?

^^ that's what happens to you when you don't get any pussy.

children: read the signs, and beware.

floatingslowly · 02.12.2008, 10:20 PM

awww no need to kick the guy while he's down.

I think that we've all been guilty of bad thread ideas at one point or another; and he has to still be smarting from the champing.

floatingslowly · 02.12.2008, 10:20 PM

awww no need to kick the guy while he's down.

I think that we've all been guilty of bad thread ideas at one point or another; and he has to still be smarting from the champing.

floatingslowly · 02.12.2008, 10:20 PM

holy flood control, splatman.

what in the fuck's with THAT?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 02.12.2008, 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

^^ that's what happens to you when you don't get any pussy.

children: read the signs, and beware.

I just wanted to get in on the questions thing and I'm a dirty little perve.

floatingslowly · 02.12.2008, 10:30 PM

this thread is jinxed.

I hit reply once and get 6 posts of the same thing.

NOW, 4 of them have deleted themselves (which is a totally awesome thing to do imo).

I'm sorry if I'm ruining this perfectly good thread about the naughty, but I think you guys should know the board has gremlins.

uhler · 02.13.2008, 04:17 AM

What sexual thing would you do to the last poster? (can be as innocent as flirting or kissing, can be as uninnocent as you can imagine) make her watch tmnt 3

If you were to make a sexy mix tape, what would be on it? ninja rap and negative approach

Homos, if you had to make heterosexual love, who would it be with?

Heteros, if you had to make homosexual love, who would it be with? david the gnome while he's banging swift from behind

Hetero males: would you rather take it in the mouth or in the bum? david the gnome can use me anyway he wants. bum, mouth, bellybutton, it doesn't matter

Have you ever got caught masturbating? no

Softcore or hardcore? i like seeing movie stars naked so neithercore. i like hardcore punk though.

Amateur or professional? puppets

Hetero males: lesbian or heterosexual porn? dragonball z porn

pbradley · 02.13.2008, 04:32 AM

I've had a classic "mom barges in, boy attempts to hide the mag" experience when I was in the classic age. But was I caught mid action, no. I was under bed sheets and I went flaccid at the sound of the doorknob turning. Got a nice mother/father/son talk out of that.

Well that's more of my private life than you deserve to hear. Enjoy that little bit, deviants.

ALIEN ANAL · 02.13.2008, 04:44 AM

haha that must of sucked

Toilet & Bowels · 02.13.2008, 01:08 PM

What sexual thing would you do to the last poster? (can be as innocent as flirting or kissing, can be as uninnocent as you can imagine)

i'm staggered you even thought this question was worth asking, i.e. it would get answered.

If you were to make a sexy mix tape, what would be on it? i wouldn't bother

Homos, if you had to make heterosexual love, who would it be with?

n/a

Heteros, if you had to make homosexual love, who would it be with?

don't care, it's all the same to me, but it wouldn't be "making love"

Hetero males: would you rather take it in the mouth or in the bum?

bum, the thought o getting jizz in my mouth is too gross to contemplate

Have you ever got caught masturbating?

3 times

Softcore or hardcore?

hardcore, softcore is for weirdos

Amateur or professional?

pro. amateur always looks really dingey

Hetero males: lesbian or heterosexual porn?

lezb. hetero porn is very dull.

king_buzzo · 02.13.2008, 01:13 PM

What sexual thing would you do to the last poster? (can be as innocent as flirting or kissing, can be as uninnocent as you can imagine)

sodomize

If you were to make a sexy mix tape, what would be on it?

big butts

Heteros, if you had to make homosexual love, who would it be with?

ethan hawke!

Hetero males: would you rather take it in the mouth or in the bum?

bum?

Have you ever got caught masturbating?

no

Softcore or hardcore?

hardcore, when they scream

Amateur or professional?

reality vids.

Hetero males: lesbian or heterosexual porn?

both. threesome w/ 2 girls and anal.

Rob Instigator · 02.13.2008, 01:16 PM

What sexual thing would you do to the last poster? (can be as innocent as flirting or kissing, can be as uninnocent as you can imagine) - to Toilet & Bowels? maybe just flash him.

If you were to make a sexy mix tape, what would be on it? - an hour of Barry White & Love Unlimited Orchestra

Homos, if you had to make heterosexual love, who would it be with? N/A

Heteros, if you had to make homosexual love, who would it be with? Morrissey, but knowing him it would probably be cuddling followed by quiet arguments.

Hetero males: would you rather take it in the mouth or in the bum? - I do not want anything in my tailpipe

Have you ever got caught masturbating? - nope.

Softcore or hardcore? - hardcore. softcore is for the wusses

Amateur or professional? i like real women with no silicone in my porno. professional porn stars tend to all look alike.

Hetero males: lesbian or heterosexual porn? hetero porn. There is way too much carressing and fake moaning in lesbo porn.

floatingslowly · 02.13.2008, 01:17 PM

yo, Rob just said he'd take the Moz Man's wang in his mouth!

what a sick fuck.

Rob Instigator · 02.13.2008, 01:20 PM

girlgun won;t let me.

02.12.2008, 08:53 PM	#1
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	What sexual thing would you do to the last poster? (can be as innocent as flirting or kissing, can be as uninnocent as you can imagine) If you were to make a sexy mix tape, what would be on it? Homos, if you had to make heterosexual love, who would it be with? Heteros, if you had to make homosexual love, who would it be with? Hetero males: would you rather take it in the mouth or in the bum? Have you ever got caught masturbating? Softcore or hardcore? Amateur or professional? Hetero males: lesbian or heterosexual porn?
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02.12.2008, 08:56 PM	#2
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	What sexual thing would you do to the last poster? (can be as innocent as flirting or kissing, can be as uninnocent as you can imagine) I'd jerk him off If you were to make a sexy mix tape, what would be on it? Atari Teenage Riot- Sex Iggy Pop- Fall In Love With Me PJ Harvey- Snake My Bloody Valentine- Feed Me With Your Kiss' Sonic Youth- Drunken Butterfly Fugazi- Turkish Disco T. Rex- 20th Century Boy TV on the Radio- Staring at the Sun The For Carnation- Tales (Live From the Crypt) Count 5- Psychotic Reaction ? and the Mysterians- 96 Tears Homos, if you had to make heterosexual love, who would it be with? Heteros, if you had to make homosexual love, who would it be with? Javier Bardem Hetero males: would you rather take it in the mouth or in the bum? mouth Have you ever got caught masturbating? almost Softcore or hardcore? depends on my mood, usually I like solo gals Amateur or professional? usually professional, like Met-Art Hetero males: lesbian or heterosexual porn? hetero, but lesbo is good too
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02.12.2008, 09:18 PM	#3
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Sorry, champ, I'm still spent from answering the last survey thread.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	ooh, you just got champed.
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	how nice of you to assume that i'm going to come up with anything interesting to say. What sexual thing would you do to the last poster? (can be as innocent as flirting or kissing, can be as uninnocent as you can imagine) none of the above If you were to make a sexy mix tape, what would be on it? iggy pop, led zeppelin, other various loud and/or aggro music from the 70s. Homos, if you had to make heterosexual love, who would it be with? i'm not a homo. Heteros, if you had to make homosexual love, who would it be with? angelina jolie. Hetero males: would you rather take it in the mouth or in the bum? i'm not a male. Have you ever got caught masturbating? no. Softcore or hardcore? none of the above. Amateur or professional? both certainly have the potential to be entertaining. Hetero males: lesbian or heterosexual porn? i'm not a male. __________________ RETIRED
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02.12.2008, 10:01 PM	#6
Kloriel expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,554	Ladies and gentlemen, behold the thread of the decade. For once I just have no words to describe Here is your ultimate prize:
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02.12.2008, 10:20 PM	#8
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	awww no need to kick the guy while he's down. I think that we've all been guilty of bad thread ideas at one point or another; and he has to still be smarting from the champing.
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02.12.2008, 10:30 PM	#12
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	this thread is jinxed. I hit reply once and get 6 posts of the same thing. NOW, 4 of them have deleted themselves (which is a totally awesome thing to do imo). I'm sorry if I'm ruining this perfectly good thread about the naughty, but I think you guys should know the board has gremlins.
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02.13.2008, 04:17 AM	#13
uhler invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Brooklyn Posts: 3,615	What sexual thing would you do to the last poster? (can be as innocent as flirting or kissing, can be as uninnocent as you can imagine) make her watch tmnt 3 If you were to make a sexy mix tape, what would be on it? ninja rap and negative approach Homos, if you had to make heterosexual love, who would it be with? Heteros, if you had to make homosexual love, who would it be with? david the gnome while he's banging swift from behind Hetero males: would you rather take it in the mouth or in the bum? david the gnome can use me anyway he wants. bum, mouth, bellybutton, it doesn't matter Have you ever got caught masturbating? no Softcore or hardcore? i like seeing movie stars naked so neithercore. i like hardcore punk though. Amateur or professional? puppets Hetero males: lesbian or heterosexual porn? dragonball z porn
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02.13.2008, 04:32 AM	#14
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I've had a classic "mom barges in, boy attempts to hide the mag" experience when I was in the classic age. But was I caught mid action, no. I was under bed sheets and I went flaccid at the sound of the doorknob turning. Got a nice mother/father/son talk out of that. Well that's more of my private life than you deserve to hear. Enjoy that little bit, deviants.
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02.13.2008, 04:44 AM	#15
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	haha that must of sucked __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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02.13.2008, 01:08 PM	#16
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,273	What sexual thing would you do to the last poster? (can be as innocent as flirting or kissing, can be as uninnocent as you can imagine) i'm staggered you even thought this question was worth asking, i.e. it would get answered. If you were to make a sexy mix tape, what would be on it? i wouldn't bother Homos, if you had to make heterosexual love, who would it be with? n/a Heteros, if you had to make homosexual love, who would it be with? don't care, it's all the same to me, but it wouldn't be "making love" Hetero males: would you rather take it in the mouth or in the bum? bum, the thought o getting jizz in my mouth is too gross to contemplate Have you ever got caught masturbating? 3 times Softcore or hardcore? hardcore, softcore is for weirdos Amateur or professional? pro. amateur always looks really dingey Hetero males: lesbian or heterosexual porn? lezb. hetero porn is very dull.
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02.13.2008, 01:13 PM	#17
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	What sexual thing would you do to the last poster? (can be as innocent as flirting or kissing, can be as uninnocent as you can imagine) sodomize If you were to make a sexy mix tape, what would be on it? big butts Heteros, if you had to make homosexual love, who would it be with? ethan hawke! Hetero males: would you rather take it in the mouth or in the bum? bum? Have you ever got caught masturbating? no Softcore or hardcore? hardcore, when they scream Amateur or professional? reality vids. Hetero males: lesbian or heterosexual porn? both. threesome w/ 2 girls and anal.
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02.13.2008, 01:16 PM	#18
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	What sexual thing would you do to the last poster? (can be as innocent as flirting or kissing, can be as uninnocent as you can imagine) - to Toilet & Bowels? maybe just flash him. If you were to make a sexy mix tape, what would be on it? - an hour of Barry White & Love Unlimited Orchestra Homos, if you had to make heterosexual love, who would it be with? N/A Heteros, if you had to make homosexual love, who would it be with? Morrissey, but knowing him it would probably be cuddling followed by quiet arguments. Hetero males: would you rather take it in the mouth or in the bum? - I do not want anything in my tailpipe Have you ever got caught masturbating? - nope. Softcore or hardcore? - hardcore. softcore is for the wusses Amateur or professional? i like real women with no silicone in my porno. professional porn stars tend to all look alike. Hetero males: lesbian or heterosexual porn? hetero porn. There is way too much carressing and fake moaning in lesbo porn. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	yo, Rob just said he'd take the Moz Man's wang in his mouth! what a sick fuck.
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02.13.2008, 01:20 PM	#20
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	girlgun won;t let me. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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