Did you ever have a Doctor that was odd?

porkmarras · 05.04.2006, 06:25 AM

I had one a while ago that was pretty similar to the mad one in Chris Morris's ''Jam''.She simply would look at you with eyes that said''I dont give a toss about your symptoms,just stop smoking and leave me alone''.i used to make appointments with her cause she was so vile i wanted to have laugh at her rudeness and uprofessional behaviour

next step · 05.04.2006, 06:28 AM

ahah no, never happened!

screamingskull · 05.04.2006, 06:34 AM

i had a doctor with really really clammy hands once, it was gross. he looked about 12 too.

Glice · 05.04.2006, 07:00 AM

I had a 'problem' with one of my arse cheeks. The doctor, mis-hearing me (whether deliberately or otherwise) attempted to stick his finger up my chocolate love canal. I quickly informed him otherwise, and everything was fine. I laugh about it now.

porkmarras · 05.04.2006, 07:04 AM

Did you ever have a Doctor that was odd?
Sorry the above was meant to read:''Did you ever have a doctor WHO was odd.Going mad myself

candymoan · 05.04.2006, 07:37 AM

i knew a stoner doc - i never was his patient though.. we attended the same bar for some time, and shoot the breeze on our ride back to the campus.. i don't know what happened to him later on.. i switched bars..

truncated · 05.04.2006, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Glice

I had a 'problem' with one of my arse cheeks. The doctor, mis-hearing me (whether deliberately or otherwise) attempted to stick his finger up my chocolate love canal. I quickly informed him otherwise, and everything was fine. I laugh about it now.

You can't honestly expect to allude to a problem with your 'arse' cheek, and not have details demanded of you.

Savage Clone · 05.04.2006, 08:26 AM

Use the PM function to respond to truncated, please.

candymoan · 05.04.2006, 08:33 AM

truncated is an acquired taste..
truncated grows on you, like a shoe thats wearing out and becoming comfortable...

respect..

Glice · 05.04.2006, 08:33 AM

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Originally Posted by truncated

You can't honestly expect to allude to a problem with your 'arse' cheek, and not have details demanded of you.

Well, long story short, it turns out it was a blocked sweat gland, and not, as I had suspected, arse-cancer.

Glice · 05.04.2006, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Savage Clone

Use the PM function to respond to truncated, please.

Where's the fun in that? No where, that's where.

Savage Clone · 05.04.2006, 08:36 AM

In my part of the world, it is a little early for "arse talk," that's all.

michael71 · 05.04.2006, 08:36 AM

All doctors are a little odd. That's why they're doctors. It's a bizarre profession.

johnnywinternoshow · 05.04.2006, 08:40 AM

I love the doctor in jam

http://chilled.cream.org/forums/albu...php?pic_id=155

That bit with the phone sex is hilarious

!@#$%! · 05.04.2006, 08:45 AM

so was this like a nasty ass-pimple (arse-pimple, whatever)?

man! how was it discovered? what i mean to say is... WHO found it, and from what angle were they looking? (it's even earlier here, but teh buttsecks is always an eye-opener)

Glice · 05.04.2006, 08:52 AM

Well, it started off as something I didn't notice... ocassionally I'd sit on it and feel a hard lump. It got a little bruised, and I managed, with the help of a few mirrors, to examine it. it looked a little black. Then I got drunk. Then I started to think it was cancer, because a friend of the family was going through Chaemotherapy (sp?). And then it turned out it was a perfectly harmless blocked sweat gland.

Thus ends the exciting story of my arse and its journey through life.

porkmarras · 05.04.2006, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by johnnywinternoshow

I love the doctor in jam

http://chilled.cream.org/forums/albu...php?pic_id=155

That bit with the phone sex is hilarious

Me too!Especially when the woman goes in with her leg in pain and he starts massaging his own leg .Hehehe

truncated · 05.04.2006, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Glice

Well, it started off as something I didn't notice... ocassionally I'd sit on it and feel a hard lump. It got a little bruised, and I managed, with the help of a few mirrors, to examine it. it looked a little black. Then I got drunk. Then I started to think it was cancer, because a friend of the family was going through Chaemotherapy (sp?). And then it turned out it was a perfectly harmless blocked sweat gland.

Thus ends the exciting story of my arse and its journey through life.

The help of a "few" mirrors? What kind of geometric shapes does your ass take? Or was it in an especially remote location? I'm oddly fascinated by this.

truncated · 05.04.2006, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by candymoan

truncated is an acquired taste..
truncated grows on you, like a shoe thats wearing out and becoming comfortable...

respect..

Why not just go with your first instinct, and say fungus?

Love you too sweetcheeks.

h8kurdt · 05.04.2006, 11:20 AM

I just have asian doctors who I can't understand a word they're saying.

This is a non-racist comment just so all you P.C knobeads know.

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porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	I had one a while ago that was pretty similar to the mad one in Chris Morris's ''Jam''.She simply would look at you with eyes that said''I dont give a toss about your symptoms,just stop smoking and leave me alone''.i used to make appointments with her cause she was so vile i wanted to have laugh at her rudeness and uprofessional behaviour __________________
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screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	i had a doctor with really really clammy hands once, it was gross. he looked about 12 too.
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candymoan the end of the ugly Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: istanbul Posts: 855	i knew a stoner doc - i never was his patient though.. we attended the same bar for some time, and shoot the breeze on our ride back to the campus.. i don't know what happened to him later on.. i switched bars.. __________________ /* nothing here...
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candymoan the end of the ugly Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: istanbul Posts: 855	truncated is an acquired taste.. truncated grows on you, like a shoe thats wearing out and becoming comfortable... respect.. __________________ /* nothing here...
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Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,290	In my part of the world, it is a little early for "arse talk," that's all.
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michael71 little trouble girl Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 53	All doctors are a little odd. That's why they're doctors. It's a bizarre profession.
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johnnywinternoshow the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 1,006	I love the doctor in jam http://chilled.cream.org/forums/albu...php?pic_id=155 That bit with the phone sex is hilarious
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,564	so was this like a nasty ass-pimple (arse-pimple, whatever)? man! how was it discovered? what i mean to say is... WHO found it, and from what angle were they looking? (it's even earlier here, but teh buttsecks is always an eye-opener)
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h8kurdt invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In Mulder's Basement room Posts: 5,459	I just have asian doctors who I can't understand a word they're saying. This is a non-racist comment just so all you P.C knobeads know. __________________ Down with this sort of thing.
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