[SynthethicalY]

HHAHA.

http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html

[schizophrenicroom]

YES.

[fishmonkey]

brilliant.


thats fuckin art right there.

[demonrail666]

She's totally wasted in jail. I don't care what she does. She deserves to be out in public, driving recklessly, arriving at premiers in he scanties and generally breathing life into the gossip pages. Celebrities should be totally exempt from the law for the simple reason that they're entirely more interesting than the rest of us.

FREE PARIS HILTON.

[Rob Instigator]

"A judge orders Paris Hilton back to jail, CNN confirms. She was taken from court screaming."

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[eatmychild]

How come she was let out in the first place?

[demonrail666]

Peasants, the lot a ya.

[Rob Instigator]

they let her out after the sherrif's department (separate from the LA county judge) had paris' attorneys and personal doctor visit her. she supposedly has some undisclosed "medical condition" which is fucking BULLSHIT. The jail said that she was calling her mom all night complaining and crying about the bedsheets and the dirty pillow.
hahahahah! stupid spoiled bitch! she is in a high security separate wing of a county jail, what a dumbshit.

so the sherrif (completely crooked bastards in LA county, bought and paid for by the rich and powerful) lets her out. the judge hears about this and goes balistic, because for one he had declared in her sentencing that house arrest was NOT an option, and two, he had been waiting for two days to receive the results of her medical evaluation,a nd of course, the sherrif's nor paris' attornyes ssent the judge the papperwork.

Now she has to serve her full 45 days! stupid cunt!

where is her rich fucking dad in all this? where is mr hilton himself?

[eatmychild]

has anyone said what the medical condition is supposed to be?

[Rob Instigator]

they have not said and wil not say. what reporters have bneen able to gather is not that she has a condition, but that she as so stressed out and "freaked" that she had not eaten anything for three days (would not touch jail food) so she was "weak", bith mentally and physically.

[Inhuman]

Originally Posted by demonrail666

FREE MAX B.

 

She's the only celebrity in the world that fascinates me. I haven't worked out why, but while I ride on the bus home, she keeps me entertained on the free newspapers that sit next to me.

[eatmychild]

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

"weak", both mentally and physically.

When hasn't she been weak mentally...if you can get out of jail for refusing to eat I think there'd be a lot of thin criminals walking free.

[demonrail666]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

She's the only celebrity in the world that fascinates me. I haven't worked out why, but while I ride on the bus home, she keeps me entertained on the free newspapers that sit next to me.

Exactly, let her roam free. Our laws are not meant for the likes of her.

[Rob Instigator]

only our cocks.

Sexist.

[MellySingsDoom]

Apparently she wants to write a book about her experiences. 23 days in jail. Wow. Let her be fist-fucked by the lesbians in jail - it'd be a good way of her giving something back to the community. The book might be at least partway interesting too.

The inevitable film about this demands to be directed by Jess Franco, and should star Sunset Thomas. I'd call it "Our Lady Of No Knickers".

[demonrail666]

No AGAIN Melly. She should receive a public apology from the courts, have a limo parked outside the jailhouse for her to be whisked away and taken back home, where she belongs.

[MellySingsDoom]

Ok, but on one proviso: She has to repair your broken underpants with her bare hands. The underpants should also be unwashed. Deal?

[demonrail666]

So long as I'm wearing them when she does.