Happy birthday Plips

EVOLghost · 03.11.2014, 10:28 AM

Happy birthday guy!

You have a day sir.

Rob Instigator · 03.11.2014, 10:49 AM

Happy Birthday! Crayons!

floatingslowly · 03.11.2014, 12:44 PM

For my birthday, here in the future, I'm refusing to sleep. What are you doing???

!@#$%! · 03.11.2014, 01:28 PM

be well.

floatingslowly · 03.11.2014, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by PLips

im rotting to death. dont worry about me. its for the best

I think birthday suicide would be the perfect ironic blast to my current bout of existential blues, and I aim to give it a shot, the first chance I have at a birthday.

Thanks for the good idea! Now, let's writhe together in soul-burning pain.

floatingslowly · 03.11.2014, 06:25 PM

How can we hold hands during our suicide pact, if your's keeps falling off?

For the record. I'm very much a pervert.

floatingslowly · 03.11.2014, 08:50 PM

My penis is lying in a pool of blood and bile, on the ground. I think I cut when I meant to stab. Zigged not zagged, it seems. I don't know if I should just push the nub in, and call myself a lady, or just lay down next to my still-moving appendage, and bleed out into a nice long nap. So sleepy. So very very slee.........py.

floatingslowly · 03.11.2014, 08:58 PM

Sir, I needed a chainsaw. Good day, to you.

EVOLghost · 03.11.2014, 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I think birthday suicide would be the perfect ironic blast to my current bout of existential blues, and I aim to give it a shot, the first chance I have at a birthday.

Thanks for the good idea! Now, let's writhe together in soul-burning pain.

Happy death day.

floatingslowly · 03.12.2014, 01:16 AM

I may have lied to you. There's a good chance that I did not chop off my penis, although I did marry and impregnate a much younger women. Not pædophile young, but young enough to ensure that I die much sooner than she does. That's ok, as neither of us are Catholic, nor subject to any sort of denominational directives other than our own paganistic lusts.

What this means for you: you are safe from suicide for at least another month, and the people who have been watching you have been called off.

Now, you may watch as I wear your skin, as I drape it over me like a deflated skin-sack, leftover from birthdays past.

I AM THE USER PLips, and the P stands for "probably".

Bytor Peltor · 03.11.2015, 06:57 AM

Happy Born Again Day......

Rob Instigator · 03.11.2015, 09:18 AM

Happy Birthday PLips.

I hope you are granted an endless supply of non-carcinogenic but delicious cigarrettess

stu666 · 03.11.2015, 01:43 PM

Happy Birthday!

schizophrenicroom · 03.11.2015, 03:19 PM

happy birthday!

!@#$%! · 03.11.2015, 09:08 PM

oh hey happy birthday!

dead_battery · 03.12.2015, 08:29 AM

plips, if youare this bad get yourself an e-cig and start vaping

you will save a lot of money

make sure to buy a decent one because many popular ones are utter garbage and useless.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 03.13.2015, 12:52 AM

We love ya bro best new poster in years.. fuck the ween forum their loss is our gain.m wish i could send you a carton of Winstons yo

EVOLghost · 03.13.2015, 02:33 PM

Happy birthday!!!

dead_battery · 03.13.2015, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

We love ya bro best new poster in years.. fuck the ween forum their loss is our gain.m wish i could send you a carton of Winstons yo

ill pitch in a few dollars to make this happen

03.11.2014, 10:28 AM	#1
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	Happy birthday guy! You have a day sir.
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03.11.2014, 10:49 AM	#2
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	Happy Birthday! Crayons! __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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03.11.2014, 12:44 PM	#3
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	For my birthday, here in the future, I'm refusing to sleep. What are you doing???
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03.11.2014, 01:28 PM	#4
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,579	be well.
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03.11.2014, 06:25 PM	#6
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	How can we hold hands during our suicide pact, if your's keeps falling off? For the record. I'm very much a pervert.
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03.11.2014, 08:50 PM	#7
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	My penis is lying in a pool of blood and bile, on the ground. I think I cut when I meant to stab. Zigged not zagged, it seems. I don't know if I should just push the nub in, and call myself a lady, or just lay down next to my still-moving appendage, and bleed out into a nice long nap. So sleepy. So very very slee.........py.
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03.11.2014, 08:58 PM	#8
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	Sir, I needed a chainsaw. Good day, to you.
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03.12.2014, 01:16 AM	#10
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I may have lied to you. There's a good chance that I did not chop off my penis, although I did marry and impregnate a much younger women. Not pædophile young, but young enough to ensure that I die much sooner than she does. That's ok, as neither of us are Catholic, nor subject to any sort of denominational directives other than our own paganistic lusts. What this means for you: you are safe from suicide for at least another month, and the people who have been watching you have been called off. Now, you may watch as I wear your skin, as I drape it over me like a deflated skin-sack, leftover from birthdays past. I AM THE USER PLips, and the P stands for "probably".
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03.11.2015, 06:57 AM	#11
Bytor Peltor Banned Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Arlen, Texas Posts: 3,784	Happy Born Again Day......
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03.11.2015, 09:18 AM	#12
Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	Happy Birthday PLips. I hope you are granted an endless supply of non-carcinogenic but delicious cigarrettess __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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03.11.2015, 01:43 PM	#13
stu666 Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Stowmarket Posts: 13,504	Happy Birthday! __________________ http://tapewormstu.blogspot.co.uk/
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03.11.2015, 03:19 PM	#14
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	happy birthday! __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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03.11.2015, 09:08 PM	#15
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,579	oh hey happy birthday!
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03.12.2015, 08:29 AM	#16
dead_battery expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,928	plips, if youare this bad get yourself an e-cig and start vaping you will save a lot of money make sure to buy a decent one because many popular ones are utter garbage and useless.
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03.13.2015, 12:52 AM	#17
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	We love ya bro best new poster in years.. fuck the ween forum their loss is our gain.m wish i could send you a carton of Winstons yo __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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03.13.2015, 02:33 PM	#18
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	Happy birthday!!!
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