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Old 02.13.2007, 09:18 AM   #1
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Old 02.13.2007, 09:22 AM   #2
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Ironically enough (and this is true), I have.

A few months ago I went to the pub with a mate and there were two "people of restricted growth" there puffing away on fags. I had no intention of being offensive, but somehow the filter between my brain and my mouth failed, and I heard myself saying, "They'll stunt your growth, you know".

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Old 02.13.2007, 09:23 AM   #3
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i was not so much offended as terrified by a dwarf in LA who was dressed as chucky from the childs play movies. he tugged at my jeans and when i turned to see who it was pretended to stab me with a fake knife. saw him in a bar later that night and bought him a beer so all was well in the end.
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Old 02.13.2007, 09:30 AM   #4
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I have accidentally given a dwarf who insisted on doing acrobatics on my table in a pub a funny look and he misinterpreted it as me making funny of his looks but the whole thing panned out for the best and i apologized to him.Dwarves are cool but a tad too oversensitive.
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Old 02.13.2007, 09:37 AM   #5
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it was funny afterwards but there were a few seconds of pure terror on my part. he was sat in a bar afterwards all still dressed up. he seemed quite popular with the ladies as well.
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Old 02.13.2007, 09:39 AM   #6
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Old 02.13.2007, 09:41 AM   #7
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I always tell them how cute they are, by bending down and pinching their cheeks.
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Old 02.13.2007, 09:43 AM   #8
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I always tell them how cute they are, by bending down and pinching their cheeks.
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Old 02.13.2007, 09:47 AM   #9
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a guy i used to work with was a dwarfand je was pretty cool.

we went out for beers sometimes but he couldnt take the booze much if ya know what i mean lol
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Old 02.13.2007, 09:59 AM   #10
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a guy i used to work with was a dwarfand je was pretty cool.

we went out for beers sometimes but he couldnt take the booze much if ya know what i mean lol

 

Oh! I get it. You work for a circus. Jeess! You almost had me there for a minute...
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Old 02.13.2007, 10:12 AM   #11
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yeah i did, their little heads made me nervous, in fact whenever i see i dwarf i hand them a bell and make em ring it all the time to ensure i dont cross their paths again.
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Old 02.13.2007, 11:07 AM   #12
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Oh! I get it. You work for a circus. Jeess! You almost had me there for a minute...

he ain't foooling anyone, a coke can in the pants doesn't work

now, a dwarf in the pants, that'll make people think
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Old 02.13.2007, 11:17 AM   #13
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it was a beer bottle actually

and no i don't work at the circus.
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Old 02.13.2007, 11:35 AM   #14
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Old 02.13.2007, 11:35 AM   #15
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it was a beer bottle actually

and no i don't work at the circus.

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Old 02.13.2007, 11:39 AM   #16
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ive never even met a dwarf.
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Old 02.13.2007, 01:44 PM   #17
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I know a dwarf. I used to teach at a special needs class that he was in. Geoff was his name.

He wasn't big, and he wasn't clever.
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Old 02.13.2007, 01:46 PM   #18
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And, to compound that joke, I was actually told it by Ange, a dwarf friend of mine, who has a habit of saying, "Fuck off, can't you tell I'm too weird to argue with?" which is made all the scarier by her squeaky voice. Funny though.

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Old 02.13.2007, 01:50 PM   #19
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hey, you, which pedal is that quote for in your sig?
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Old 02.13.2007, 02:57 PM   #20
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hey, you, which pedal is that quote for in your sig?

I've left the pedal thread alone thus far. Please never attempt to incur my wrath by mentioning pedals to me directly ever again.

To re-iterate: Pedals are not a suitable subject for discussion under any circumstances. Thanks.
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