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02.13.2007, 09:18 AM | #1 |
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Poll on the way.
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02.13.2007, 09:22 AM | #2 |
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Ironically enough (and this is true), I have.
A few months ago I went to the pub with a mate and there were two "people of restricted growth" there puffing away on fags. I had no intention of being offensive, but somehow the filter between my brain and my mouth failed, and I heard myself saying, "They'll stunt your growth, you know". Did you know that no matter how much you wish, the ground simply will not open up and swallow you. |
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02.13.2007, 09:23 AM | #3 |
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i was not so much offended as terrified by a dwarf in LA who was dressed as chucky from the childs play movies. he tugged at my jeans and when i turned to see who it was pretended to stab me with a fake knife. saw him in a bar later that night and bought him a beer so all was well in the end.
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02.13.2007, 09:30 AM | #4 |
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I have accidentally given a dwarf who insisted on doing acrobatics on my table in a pub a funny look and he misinterpreted it as me making funny of his looks but the whole thing panned out for the best and i apologized to him.Dwarves are cool but a tad too oversensitive.
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02.13.2007, 09:37 AM | #5 |
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it was funny afterwards but there were a few seconds of pure terror on my part. he was sat in a bar afterwards all still dressed up. he seemed quite popular with the ladies as well.
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02.13.2007, 09:39 AM | #6 |
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They like the Bad Boys.
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02.13.2007, 09:41 AM | #7 |
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I always tell them how cute they are, by bending down and pinching their cheeks.
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02.13.2007, 09:43 AM | #8 | |
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02.13.2007, 09:47 AM | #9 |
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a guy i used to work with was a dwarfand je was pretty cool.
we went out for beers sometimes but he couldnt take the booze much if ya know what i mean lol
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02.13.2007, 09:59 AM | #10 | |
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Oh! I get it. You work for a circus. Jeess! You almost had me there for a minute... |
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02.13.2007, 10:12 AM | #11 |
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yeah i did, their little heads made me nervous, in fact whenever i see i dwarf i hand them a bell and make em ring it all the time to ensure i dont cross their paths again.
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02.13.2007, 11:07 AM | #12 | |
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he ain't foooling anyone, a coke can in the pants doesn't work now, a dwarf in the pants, that'll make people think |
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02.13.2007, 11:17 AM | #13 |
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it was a beer bottle actually
and no i don't work at the circus.
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02.13.2007, 11:35 AM | #14 |
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That sin is with James Blonde's soul.
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02.13.2007, 11:35 AM | #15 | |
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02.13.2007, 11:39 AM | #16 |
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ive never even met a dwarf.
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02.13.2007, 01:44 PM | #17 | |
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I know a dwarf. I used to teach at a special needs class that he was in. Geoff was his name.
He wasn't big, and he wasn't clever.
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02.13.2007, 01:46 PM | #18 | |
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And, to compound that joke, I was actually told it by Ange, a dwarf friend of mine, who has a habit of saying, "Fuck off, can't you tell I'm too weird to argue with?" which is made all the scarier by her squeaky voice. Funny though.
I have officially confused the PC police into non-existence.
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02.13.2007, 01:50 PM | #19 |
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hey, you, which pedal is that quote for in your sig?
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I've left the pedal thread alone thus far. Please never attempt to incur my wrath by mentioning pedals to me directly ever again. To re-iterate: Pedals are not a suitable subject for discussion under any circumstances. Thanks.
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