Anonymous Confessions

Inhuman · 02.05.2007, 01:34 PM

I saw a thread like this on the Something Awful forum. You post the deepest secret under an anonymous account, so people don't know who it's from.

Log into:
username: wikithread
password: 23524963

Send me a PM under the wikithread user (to keep it anonymous) and I'll post it. You can also just create new accounts and post in here.

Go!

wikithread · 02.05.2007, 01:39 PM

i have a loose anus, it drips with anus juice and my shorts are all brown. i dont know what to do.

Danny Himself · 02.05.2007, 01:51 PM

I can't log into wikithread's account. Bummer.

Hip Priest · 02.05.2007, 02:00 PM

Anonymous confession? God knows who you are and what you've done. Anonymous? ha!

Inhuman · 02.05.2007, 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hip Priest

Anonymous confession? God knows who you are and what you've done. Anonymous? ha!

The only one that can find out would be God, yes.

...and Chris Habib if he tracks the IP

wikithread · 02.05.2007, 07:41 PM

i have a small penis.

!@#$%! · 02.05.2007, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wikithread

i have a small penis.

if it's not yours i guess you're ok-- it hurts less i suppose? where exactly is it that you "have" it?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hip Priest

Anonymous confession? God knows who you are and what you've done. Anonymous? ha!

who is this "God" you speak of? sounds like a very nosy fellow.

wikithread · 02.05.2007, 08:01 PM

sometimes it burns when i pee

!@#$%! · 02.05.2007, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wikithread

sometimes it burns when i pee

what about the anal area? any warts or bumps around it?

wikithread · 02.05.2007, 08:09 PM

Your momma gives good head!

porkmarras · 02.05.2007, 08:11 PM

That must be the closest a human being can get to being charitable towards a small penis then.

wikithread · 02.05.2007, 08:13 PM

it'd be so much easier if my eating disorder was full-blown.

wikithread · 02.05.2007, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wikithread

Your momma gives good head!

Hello dad!

wikithread · 02.05.2007, 08:20 PM

I met her in a club down in old Soho
where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola
C-O-L-A Cola.
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,
but when she squeesed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,
under electric candlelight,
she picked me up and sat me on her knee,
She said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"
Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,
but when I looked in her eyes,
I almost fell for my Lola,
Lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
I pushed her away. I walked to the door.
I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees.
I looked at her, and she at me.
Well that's the way that I want it to stay.
I always want it to be that way for my Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola.
Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
except for Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.
Well I left home just a week ago,
and I never ever kissed a woman before,
Lola smiled and took me by the hand,
she said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,
but I know what I am and that I'm a man,
so is Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.

schizophrenicroom · 02.05.2007, 08:21 PM

aw, what a neat idea.

cuetzpalin · 02.06.2007, 07:54 AM

i don't have any problem which any of you all could solve

wikithread · 02.06.2007, 09:57 AM

there was someone i could have helped save from killing themselves, but i left because i didn't know if they just wanted attention or not. i feel like i could have made a difference but chose not to. i was the only one he/she told about his/her previous attempts to kill themselves, and i kept it a secret. i knew it would happen again. it happened. and it worked.

fishmonkey · 02.06.2007, 10:54 AM

i killed my other brothers goldfish using a handful of washing detergent when i was young, its was his and i wanted to feel superior to it.
its pains me to say this what with my origins been of half fish and half monkey.

wikithread · 02.06.2007, 11:04 AM

I am my own troll.

jon boy · 02.06.2007, 02:23 PM

i would like to anonamously confess that i pushed my sister off the tree house when i was four.

02.05.2007, 01:34 PM	#1
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	I saw a thread like this on the Something Awful forum. You post the deepest secret under an anonymous account, so people don't know who it's from. Log into: username: wikithread password: 23524963 Send me a PM under the wikithread user (to keep it anonymous) and I'll post it. You can also just create new accounts and post in here. Go! __________________ Inhuman no longer dwells on here. http://about.me/robinbastien
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02.05.2007, 01:39 PM	#2
wikithread little trouble girl Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Everywhere and Underwear Posts: 56	i have a loose anus, it drips with anus juice and my shorts are all brown. i dont know what to do. __________________ You may edit this post. To log into Wiki-Thread: Username: wikithread Password: 23524963
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02.05.2007, 01:51 PM	#3
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	I can't log into wikithread's account. Bummer.
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02.05.2007, 02:00 PM	#4
Hip Priest invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Birkenhead Posts: 9,397	Anonymous confession? God knows who you are and what you've done. Anonymous? ha! __________________ Abhor that which is evil; cleave to that which is good. http://www.flickr.com/photos/outsidethecamp/
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02.05.2007, 07:41 PM	#6
wikithread little trouble girl Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Everywhere and Underwear Posts: 56	i have a small penis. __________________ You may edit this post. To log into Wiki-Thread: Username: wikithread Password: 23524963
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02.05.2007, 08:01 PM	#8
wikithread little trouble girl Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Everywhere and Underwear Posts: 56	sometimes it burns when i pee __________________ You may edit this post. To log into Wiki-Thread: Username: wikithread Password: 23524963
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02.05.2007, 08:09 PM	#10
wikithread little trouble girl Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Everywhere and Underwear Posts: 56	Your momma gives good head! __________________ You may edit this post. To log into Wiki-Thread: Username: wikithread Password: 23524963
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02.05.2007, 08:11 PM	#11
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	That must be the closest a human being can get to being charitable towards a small penis then. __________________
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02.05.2007, 08:13 PM	#12
wikithread little trouble girl Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Everywhere and Underwear Posts: 56	it'd be so much easier if my eating disorder was full-blown. __________________ You may edit this post. To log into Wiki-Thread: Username: wikithread Password: 23524963
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02.05.2007, 08:20 PM	#14
wikithread little trouble girl Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Everywhere and Underwear Posts: 56	I met her in a club down in old Soho where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola C-O-L-A Cola. She walked up to me and she asked me to dance. I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola" L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy, but when she squeesed me tight she nearly broke my spine Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand why she walks like a woman and talks like a man Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola Well, we drank champagne and danced all night, under electric candlelight, she picked me up and sat me on her knee, She said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?" Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy, but when I looked in her eyes, I almost fell for my Lola, Lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola I pushed her away. I walked to the door. I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees. I looked at her, and she at me. Well that's the way that I want it to stay. I always want it to be that way for my Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls. It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world, except for Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Well I left home just a week ago, and I never ever kissed a woman before, Lola smiled and took me by the hand, she said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man." Well I'm not the world's most masculine man, but I know what I am and that I'm a man, so is Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. __________________ You may edit this post. To log into Wiki-Thread: Username: wikithread Password: 23524963
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02.05.2007, 08:21 PM	#15
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	aw, what a neat idea. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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02.06.2007, 07:54 AM	#16
cuetzpalin the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Czech republic Posts: 997	i don't have any problem which any of you all could solve __________________ Co-founder of uber-kool outsiders' club. member of Pookie's fan club
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02.06.2007, 09:57 AM	#17
wikithread little trouble girl Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Everywhere and Underwear Posts: 56	there was someone i could have helped save from killing themselves, but i left because i didn't know if they just wanted attention or not. i feel like i could have made a difference but chose not to. i was the only one he/she told about his/her previous attempts to kill themselves, and i kept it a secret. i knew it would happen again. it happened. and it worked. __________________ You may edit this post. To log into Wiki-Thread: Username: wikithread Password: 23524963
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02.06.2007, 10:54 AM	#18
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	i killed my other brothers goldfish using a handful of washing detergent when i was young, its was his and i wanted to feel superior to it. its pains me to say this what with my origins been of half fish and half monkey. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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02.06.2007, 11:04 AM	#19
wikithread little trouble girl Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Everywhere and Underwear Posts: 56	I am my own troll. __________________ You may edit this post. To log into Wiki-Thread: Username: wikithread Password: 23524963
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02.06.2007, 02:23 PM	#20
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	i would like to anonamously confess that i pushed my sister off the tree house when i was four. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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