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Old 01.27.2007, 02:57 PM   #1
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let's have a sex thread about bland and dull sex antics.

i've had a fair amount of normal sex lately.
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Old 01.27.2007, 03:02 PM   #2
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Do you mean sex that doesn't even involve whispering dirty garbage into each other's ears but just plain old fashioned fucking?
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Old 01.27.2007, 03:14 PM   #3
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the fuck for fucking one?

i wish i could get that more often
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Old 01.27.2007, 03:30 PM   #4
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sex that is wholly unremarkable to anyone other than the participants. i did my girlfriend from behind the other day.
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Old 01.27.2007, 04:05 PM   #5
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I've never had sex.

Go me.
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Old 01.27.2007, 04:13 PM   #6
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I've never had sex.

Go me.

it's good but i doubt it will live up to your expectations
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Old 01.27.2007, 04:26 PM   #7
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Well I'm only 14 so it's not something that I'm desperate to do.
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Old 01.27.2007, 04:28 PM   #8
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i haven't had a really good sex for a long time and it sucks
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Old 01.27.2007, 04:37 PM   #9
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Well I'm only 14 so it's not something that I'm desperate to do.

bah,you're 14 and you're not desperate for sex?

perhaps you haven't reached puberty yet.
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Old 01.27.2007, 04:42 PM   #10
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Banal masturbation thread would be suitable for me.
Hey toilet, now that you've spent the whole evening here with us, answer my pm so that I know whether to upload something for you or not.

I'm off to pub.
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Old 01.27.2007, 04:50 PM   #11
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bah,you're 14 and you're not desperate for sex?

perhaps you haven't reached puberty yet.

Was that entirely necessary? The guy doesn't want to have sex, simple as that, isn't it?
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Old 01.27.2007, 05:04 PM   #12
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Hm. I'm as horny as the next guy, but I think if some random person came up to me tonight and offered me sex I'd say no.
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Old 01.27.2007, 05:04 PM   #13
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i don't remember being desperate for sex at the age of 14, i started to get desperate years later when i was the only one out of my friends not to have lost my virginity though.
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Old 01.27.2007, 05:07 PM   #14
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Yeah, a few people I know have lost it already.. which is weird, because I go to a Catholic school. I'm not really bothered though.
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Old 01.27.2007, 05:13 PM   #15
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obsessed with the hole thing until late 16's. then i became abstinent haha
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Old 01.27.2007, 05:18 PM   #16
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i did my girlfriend from behind the other day.

I'm lost. Do you mean this is an uncommon thing to do or not?
I consider this standard.
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Old 01.27.2007, 05:22 PM   #17
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It depends what he means by 'behind'.
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Old 01.27.2007, 05:23 PM   #18
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Is this some new super-strain of irony that's beyond me?
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Old 01.27.2007, 05:26 PM   #19
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I wouldn't think so. Anal or doggy style..
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Old 01.27.2007, 05:28 PM   #20
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Behind is short for "Behind the Fridge", quite an effort if there are no wheels on the fridge and it's not to clean where the fridge used to be.
When people talk about "dirty sex" they usually mean "sex in a place where an appliance used to be or else a large piece of furniture".
Dust bunnies. ughh.
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