01.27.2007, 02:57 PM | #1 |
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let's have a sex thread about bland and dull sex antics.
i've had a fair amount of normal sex lately. |
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01.27.2007, 03:02 PM | #2 |
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Do you mean sex that doesn't even involve whispering dirty garbage into each other's ears but just plain old fashioned fucking?
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01.27.2007, 03:14 PM | #3 |
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the fuck for fucking one?
i wish i could get that more often |
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01.27.2007, 03:30 PM | #4 |
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sex that is wholly unremarkable to anyone other than the participants. i did my girlfriend from behind the other day.
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01.27.2007, 04:05 PM | #5 |
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I've never had sex.
Go me. |
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01.27.2007, 04:13 PM | #6 | |
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it's good but i doubt it will live up to your expectations |
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01.27.2007, 04:26 PM | #7 |
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Well I'm only 14 so it's not something that I'm desperate to do.
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01.27.2007, 04:28 PM | #8 |
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i haven't had a really good sex for a long time and it sucks
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01.27.2007, 04:37 PM | #9 | |
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bah,you're 14 and you're not desperate for sex? perhaps you haven't reached puberty yet. |
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01.27.2007, 04:42 PM | #10 |
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Banal masturbation thread would be suitable for me.
Hey toilet, now that you've spent the whole evening here with us, answer my pm so that I know whether to upload something for you or not. I'm off to pub. |
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01.27.2007, 04:50 PM | #11 | ||
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Was that entirely necessary? The guy doesn't want to have sex, simple as that, isn't it?
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01.27.2007, 05:04 PM | #12 |
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Hm. I'm as horny as the next guy, but I think if some random person came up to me tonight and offered me sex I'd say no.
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01.27.2007, 05:04 PM | #13 |
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i don't remember being desperate for sex at the age of 14, i started to get desperate years later when i was the only one out of my friends not to have lost my virginity though.
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01.27.2007, 05:07 PM | #14 |
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Yeah, a few people I know have lost it already.. which is weird, because I go to a Catholic school. I'm not really bothered though.
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01.27.2007, 05:13 PM | #15 |
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obsessed with the hole thing until late 16's. then i became abstinent haha
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01.27.2007, 05:18 PM | #16 | |
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I'm lost. Do you mean this is an uncommon thing to do or not? I consider this standard.
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01.27.2007, 05:22 PM | #17 |
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It depends what he means by 'behind'.
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01.27.2007, 05:23 PM | #18 | |
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Is this some new super-strain of irony that's beyond me?
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01.27.2007, 05:26 PM | #19 |
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I wouldn't think so. Anal or doggy style..
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01.27.2007, 05:28 PM | #20 |
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Behind is short for "Behind the Fridge", quite an effort if there are no wheels on the fridge and it's not to clean where the fridge used to be.
When people talk about "dirty sex" they usually mean "sex in a place where an appliance used to be or else a large piece of furniture". Dust bunnies. ughh. |
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