do you brush yr damn teeth?

phoenix · 03.03.2010, 08:35 AM

after one of the rare times i've bothered to ask han solo "are you going to brush yr teeth??"(i don't usually ask, i'm not his mother, but i just don't get coming to the bathroom before bed and then Not doing it..) and greeted with "if i was going to, i would have" i figured i'd ask..

So i'm actually interested to see how many of you are filthy dirty and do not. So many of the male halves of my friends, and male friends, fail at this simple task, more so in the evening.

I'd like to think the womens out there who are usually a little more ocd about personal hygene, will score a lot better.

Anngella · 03.03.2010, 08:39 AM

I try to brush at least once a day, but I have a lot of shit going on. Hopefully i don't offend anyone with my breath.

Keeping It Simple · 03.03.2010, 08:41 AM

I brush my teeth every morning. You don't need to brush your teeth twice a day. That's just a sales gimmick to get people to use twice as much toothpaste. And if a dentist says people need to brush their teeth twice a day, he/she is clearly in the pay of the toothpaste company.

Toilet & Bowels · 03.03.2010, 08:44 AM

i can't believe people wouldn't brush their teeth in the morning.

phoenix · 03.03.2010, 08:45 AM

are you for real? ^KIS what a joke. Yr happy to let all the stuff you've eaten that day sit in yr mouth and breed overnight?

Toilet & Bowels · 03.03.2010, 08:49 AM

forgeting to brush my teeth at night happens if i've been out or whatever.

Keeping It Simple · 03.03.2010, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by phoenix

are you for real? ^KIS what a joke. Yr happy to let all the stuff you've eaten that day sit in yr mouth and breed overnight?

You've clearly been brainwashed by your dentist. You know, the con merchant who charges you a fortune for a simple check up.

phoenix · 03.03.2010, 08:54 AM

the only time i don't of an evening is if i'm too drunk to handle a toothbrush, and even then it is a rarity because the act is so habbitual. Perhaps also if i end up somewhere without a toothbrush. But yeh..

verme (prevaricator) · 03.03.2010, 08:54 AM

i used braces for two years when i was kid, i guess if it wasn't for the habit i developed back then i would be more careless about it.

in the morning and in the evening and if possible after every large meal.

Lamont Cranston · 03.03.2010, 08:56 AM

Who wouldn't?

phoenix · 03.03.2010, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

You've clearly been brainwashed by your dentist. You know, the con merchant who charges you a fortune for a simple check up.

Erm my teeth brushing doesn't particularly have everything or even much to do with the dentist.. I think the last time i had that kind of conversation was when i was 5.. My check ups aren't that expensive, for a skilled worker's time..

Bacteria growth =moisture + temp + time.

Regardless of that, it is a matter of cleanliness.. That is why i do it.

phoenix · 03.03.2010, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Lamont Cranston

Who wouldn't?

Lots of filthy smelly people.

Keeping It Simple · 03.03.2010, 09:01 AM

Eating citrus fruits or chewing gum keeps your teeth in topnotch condition anyway. Even drinking a beer helps.

Keeping It Simple · 03.03.2010, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by verme (prevaricator)

add prosciutto, chorizo and garlic to that list.

Yet restaurants don't supply toothpaste and a brush for each of its customers after they've had a meal.

floatingslowly · 03.03.2010, 09:10 AM

yes and I forgot to put the fucking thing on the charger before I left the house.

I even went to dentist last week. no cavities!

phoenix · 03.03.2010, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

Eating citrus fruits or chewing gum keeps your teeth in topnotch condition anyway. Even drinking a beer helps.

Citrus fruits for vitamin c? Or to clean them the 18th century way.

Gum (aspartame) gives you cancer, no thnx.

phoenix · 03.03.2010, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Keeping It Simple

Yet restaurants don't supply toothpaste and a brush for each of its customers after they've had a meal.

Maybe the ones who do are the same ones who provide shower facilities.

phoenix · 03.03.2010, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly

yes and I forgot to put the fucking thing on the charger before I left the house.

I even went to dentist last week. no cavities!

Glad to hear it!

I actually am about a month late for a dentist apt but there have been way too many dr visits /bills to afford it. I need to remember to make an appointment tomorrow.

atsonicpark · 03.03.2010, 09:21 AM

I brush my teeth before I go to bed... I have a $100 electric toothbrush.. it's the most expensive thing I own aside from my guitar and my laptop.

Honestly though, I think teeth brushing makes your teeth cleaner looking but actually probably contributes to cavities quicker, since you're scraping your enamel off. I know people who never brush their teeth, who never have teeth problems. I have taken care of my teeth for years and I've had to get like 9 fillings. But I also have bad acid reflux..

phoenix · 03.03.2010, 09:33 AM

^that's prob a little true. Han solo has quite good teeth, if a little less white than they should be because he never brushes them. They were better when i met him but he never wore his retainer at night

I'm sure i have bad teeth genes or so.. Or maybe bad saliva genes. It is so obvious to me by the end of the day that i need to brush them, furry and bleh. I can't stand it.
Mine only stay super white for about a month after my dentist visit. I drink too much tea and coffee(and used to be red wine also) for them to be otherwise.. and i think i probably have soft enamel or something? I've one and a half fillings and one of those i've had since i was 12. I def think they'd be worse if i didn't brush!

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03.03.2010, 08:35 AM	#1
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	after one of the rare times i've bothered to ask han solo "are you going to brush yr teeth??"(i don't usually ask, i'm not his mother, but i just don't get coming to the bathroom before bed and then Not doing it..) and greeted with "if i was going to, i would have" i figured i'd ask.. So i'm actually interested to see how many of you are filthy dirty and do not. So many of the male halves of my friends, and male friends, fail at this simple task, more so in the evening. I'd like to think the womens out there who are usually a little more ocd about personal hygene, will score a lot better. __________________ tiny and lost.
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03.03.2010, 08:39 AM	#2
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	I try to brush at least once a day, but I have a lot of shit going on. Hopefully i don't offend anyone with my breath. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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03.03.2010, 08:41 AM	#3
Keeping It Simple invito al cielo Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,721	I brush my teeth every morning. You don't need to brush your teeth twice a day. That's just a sales gimmick to get people to use twice as much toothpaste. And if a dentist says people need to brush their teeth twice a day, he/she is clearly in the pay of the toothpaste company.
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03.03.2010, 08:44 AM	#4
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,265	i can't believe people wouldn't brush their teeth in the morning.
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03.03.2010, 08:45 AM	#5
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	are you for real? ^KIS what a joke. Yr happy to let all the stuff you've eaten that day sit in yr mouth and breed overnight? __________________ tiny and lost.
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03.03.2010, 08:49 AM	#6
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,265	forgeting to brush my teeth at night happens if i've been out or whatever.
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03.03.2010, 08:54 AM	#8
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	the only time i don't of an evening is if i'm too drunk to handle a toothbrush, and even then it is a rarity because the act is so habbitual. Perhaps also if i end up somewhere without a toothbrush. But yeh.. __________________ tiny and lost.
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03.03.2010, 08:54 AM	#9
verme (prevaricator) 100% Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 746	i used braces for two years when i was kid, i guess if it wasn't for the habit i developed back then i would be more careless about it. in the morning and in the evening and if possible after every large meal.
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03.03.2010, 08:56 AM	#10
Lamont Cranston 100% Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 725	Who wouldn't? __________________ This is how it will all end: not with floods, earthquakes, falling comets or gigantic crabs roaming the Earth. No, doomsday will start simply out of indifference.
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03.03.2010, 09:01 AM	#13
Keeping It Simple invito al cielo Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,721	Eating citrus fruits or chewing gum keeps your teeth in topnotch condition anyway. Even drinking a beer helps.
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03.03.2010, 09:10 AM	#15
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	yes and I forgot to put the fucking thing on the charger before I left the house. I even went to dentist last week. no cavities!
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03.03.2010, 09:21 AM	#19
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I brush my teeth before I go to bed... I have a $100 electric toothbrush.. it's the most expensive thing I own aside from my guitar and my laptop. Honestly though, I think teeth brushing makes your teeth cleaner looking but actually probably contributes to cavities quicker, since you're scraping your enamel off. I know people who never brush their teeth, who never have teeth problems. I have taken care of my teeth for years and I've had to get like 9 fillings. But I also have bad acid reflux.. __________________
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03.03.2010, 09:33 AM	#20
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	^that's prob a little true. Han solo has quite good teeth, if a little less white than they should be because he never brushes them. They were better when i met him but he never wore his retainer at night I'm sure i have bad teeth genes or so.. Or maybe bad saliva genes. It is so obvious to me by the end of the day that i need to brush them, furry and bleh. I can't stand it. Mine only stay super white for about a month after my dentist visit. I drink too much tea and coffee(and used to be red wine also) for them to be otherwise.. and i think i probably have soft enamel or something? I've one and a half fillings and one of those i've had since i was 12. I def think they'd be worse if i didn't brush! __________________ tiny and lost.
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