[porkmarras]

You always read that a certain type of man tends to think with his own penis in mind ,but is this actually true?

[Glice]

My penis thinks with my mind. Does that help?

[Trasher02]

I think with my johnson when i'm horny.

[porkmarras]

No,it does not.Penises do not think but brains occasionally do.

[!@#$%!]

my penis takes over my brain a lot. i don't know that it "thinks", but it certainly calls the shots on many occasions. this has got me into LOTS of trouble of course. still, how could i have it any other way? in spite of all appearances, i am not a robot.

[Glice]

There is a water fight going on outside my house. All claims that my penis does not control me thereby denied.

[Savage Clone]

I think in many ways, my body is merely a large growth that exists to facilitate the will of that organ.

[Inhuman]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Trasher02 again.

I had a drug reaction that fucked up my penis for a while...it wasn't too cool.

[porkmarras]

You must spread your legs all around Savage Clone before you manage to have a glimpse of his penis.

[jon boy]

i am not suprised by a few of the posts here.

[Trasher02]

Originally Posted by Inhuman

I had a drug reaction that fucked up my penis for a while...it wasn't too cool.

Haha what's that supposed to mean???
Did you have a non-stop erection or something like that?

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by jon boy

i am not suprised by a few of the posts here.

do you have a penis?

[porkmarras]

In fact i should have attached a little poll to this thread that asked how many male Sonic Youth fans think with their own penis.Steady on girls!My female trouble thread is coming.

[!@#$%!]

porkie, would you mind it much if i called you pedro?

i can't help to imagine you like this:

 

[jon boy]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

do you have a penis?

why you after some action?

personally i wouldnt wanna go near you.

[porkmarras]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

porkie, would you mind it much if i called you pedro?

i can't help to imagine you like this:

 

Ok.I was thinking of changing my username to Coco today.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by jon boy

why you after some action?

personally i wouldnt wanna go near you.

gross. if i were to switch teams, i would pick someone with wit, verve and gusto.

i was just wondering if you had forgotten yours somewhere.


I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]

[porkmarras]

Here come the penis induced arguments that happen on a lot of threads.Are they really penis induced i ask?

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

Here come the penis induced arguments that happen on a lot of threads.Are they penis induced i ask?

i had not thought of the non-erotic possibility of penile thought, but there you go proving yourself smarter than the rest of us again.

again the ass-slapping impulse; i am forced to refrain.
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edit-- actually, it worked!

[Trasher02]

How much do you think with your own penis?
Too much.