bad customer service

floatingslowly · 03.03.2011, 10:33 PM

in an effort to encourage the irrevocable stains that are brought on by BAD CUSTOMER SERVICE, let's use this thread to bag on companies that either through BAD POLICY or BAD PEOPLE, cause you to not only burn with anger but dream of smearing poo all over the internet about just how terrible they really are.

I'll start.

BLIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT (ie: China Inc.)

eat a bag of dicks, BLIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT. after million of compromised accounts, you surely know by now how shitty your security protocols are; so why don't you do something about them?

if an IP is "known to be exploitable" (read: motherfuckyouroundeye.CN), how about doing something to limit the capacity of said "KNOWN" exploitable IP so as to prevent them from....say....exploiting.

your willful neglect, and bitchmouthed customer service has caused you to not only lose ANY and ALL future income from a longtime and once staunch supporter, but that of ANY and ALL souls willing to listen to my woeful testimony.

in summary, your POOR customer service will cost you more than whatever it would have been to make me happy (read: pushing a button).

ok. now your turn, SYG.

jon boy · 03.04.2011, 12:57 AM

best response to poor customer service ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au55760wgF8

alteredcourse · 03.04.2011, 02:16 AM

....Floatingslowly, do you have one of those digeridoos that gives you a new code for every time you login? I forget what they're called...but theyre inexpensive and blizzard supplies them. Or do you have one, but are still breached like a bandit baby?

alteredcourse · 03.04.2011, 02:17 AM

This is besides the fact that you're whining hardcore.

Derek · 03.04.2011, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by afonso

I'm pretty sure my dentist is fucking his assistants on the chair he made me sit on. It's understandable and all but I don't want to sit on your fuck nest. It feels like public toilet seats.

floatingslowly · 03.04.2011, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alteredcourse

This is besides the fact that you're whining hardcore.

yeah I have an authenticator, but removed it when I cancelled wow 8 months ago.

they used a 10 day free trial to reactivate my account and rape me (7 months after the last time I logged in).

because of that, Blizzard will not allow me to use the trial for myself, and I'm not paying for the expansion sight-unseen as it's likely rehashed old shit. I was still willing to give it a try for those times wen inky has to work. not any more.

had the motherbitch at "customer service" displayed the slightest bit of tact, I wouldn't be on the tirade that I'm now on. sure, it sounds like whining, but in these tough times, the customer should be king (or at least, wizard), lest you starve.

it is now my duty to warn the good folks of internetlandia about Blizzard and their Chinese cohorts in crime. hell, I'm not even buying Diablo III, nor will I play it unless I steal it from the net.

fuck blizzard.

floatingslowly · 03.04.2011, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afonso

I'm pretty sure my dentist is fucking his assistants on the chair he made me sit on. It's understandable and all but I don't want to sit on your fuck nest. It feels like public toilet seats.

thank you for making me aware of this fuckery.

I will NEVER use that dentist.

ink. · 03.04.2011, 10:59 AM

Baby I'm sorry you were up so late! :0

BLIZZARD can suck a fak.

Glice · 03.04.2011, 11:25 AM

The lady on the phone at EDF energy used the word 'obviously' so much last year that I ended up saying, quite politely "I'm afraid it isn't 'obvious', that is why I'm calling; I appreciate you're trying to help me, but were these matters obvious I would not be calling. Could you explain without reference to how obvious the matter is?"

Which was hilarious, as she kept stuttering the 'Obv...' thereafter and got increasingly flustered. That'll teach her for claiming that I wanted to pay for services I had used.

tesla69 · 03.04.2011, 11:28 AM

Yahoo.com.

They charged my mastercard fraudulently and created porn sites, but shamelessly refuse to take the down or acknowledge any fraud in any way - they wouldn't even respond to a NYPD subpoena. They are a criminal organization. You can't even reach anybody live there. Its a joke.

floatingslowly · 03.04.2011, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afonso

You very well know that you'll still buy the Diablo III battle chest the day it comes out.

I most certainly will not. quite like my reproductive organ, I have a very long detailed memory and never once forget how I was fucked.

had this been put to me yesterday, I would have agreed; however, as it is, I'm going with SW:TOR and Bioware - muthafuckin' - Austin.

I no longer welcome our new Chinese overlords.

alteredcourse · 03.04.2011, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I most certainly will not. quite like my reproductive organ, I have a very long detailed memory and never once forget how I was fucked.

had this been put to me yesterday, I would have agreed; however, as it is, I'm going with SW:TOR and Bioware - muthafuckin' - Austin.

I no longer welcome our new Chinese overlords.

Haha !!!

SYRFox · 03.04.2011, 01:35 PM

I ordered a CD on Amazon a few weeks ago, did not receive it, asked for another copy, the seller didn't have one and refunded me ; so far everything's okay, but they should not use shitty translators to speak french, since ending your mail using the expression "Meilleurs voeux" (which is usually used for New Year's Eve greetings) when you meant to say "sincelery", "all the best", whatever, is the best way to lose any credibility.
Anyway, I eventually got the CD in the mail (though it was more than a month after it was sent - from England - , which is a lot), which means I got it for free, so I won't complain.

static-harmony · 03.04.2011, 02:58 PM

Well I can't complained I work customer service. I did have to tell some lady that she actually paid $40 for a rug quite a few times. She finally got it when I spoke to her in slow motion.

knox · 03.04.2011, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by afonso

I'm pretty sure my dentist is fucking his assistants on the chair he made me sit on. It's understandable and all but I don't want to sit on your fuck nest. It feels like public toilet seats.

seinfeld deja-vu indeed.

knox · 03.04.2011, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SYRFox

I ordered a CD on Amazon a few weeks ago, did not receive it, asked for another copy, the seller didn't have one and refunded me ; so far everything's okay, but they should not use shitty translators to speak french, since ending your mail using the expression "Meilleurs voeux" (which is usually used for New Year's Eve greetings) when you meant to say "sincelery", "all the best", whatever, is the best way to lose any credibility.
Anyway, I eventually got the CD in the mail (though it was more than a month after it was sent - from England - , which is a lot), which means I got it for free, so I won't complain.

You know what I hate? I think some of those sellers on ebay or amazon who actually have company names and websites and whatnot are some skinny smelly teenagers that happen to live nearby a shop.

Because you buy something, you pay for it, and two weeks later you get an email saying "sorry we don't have your item in stock". You mean you sell things you don't even have hoping your mother will drive you to the shopping mall and you'll find it there, but sometimes you don't.

floatingslowly · 03.04.2011, 03:22 PM

Pavement - bill themselves as an original band when, in truth, they are a repackaged US edition of The Fall.

breeders of shameful mistrust.

EVOLghost · 03.06.2011, 06:32 AM

I haven't delt with much costumer service...but what evs they're useless. but I will be dealing with them unless I get my SYR9 soon.

FLOATSLO!
I thought you were hypin' about the expansion. I was considering renewing......but considering my current situation. I don't see myself goin ' back to wow anytime soon nor in the future.

EVOLghost · 03.06.2011, 06:40 AM

haha fucknest.

floatingslowly · 03.06.2011, 01:05 PM

no, I haven't really cared much about the expansion and haven't even had a reason to play in over 8 months.

now that both ink and I are working (and sometimes different hours) we thought about trying it out (since there's a free trial).

there's no way in fuck that I care about the old content. been there> done that.

as I mentioned, I'll just wait until the new star wars mmo releases (most likely in a little over a month).

fuck blizzard.

03.03.2011, 10:33 PM	#1
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	in an effort to encourage the irrevocable stains that are brought on by BAD CUSTOMER SERVICE, let's use this thread to bag on companies that either through BAD POLICY or BAD PEOPLE, cause you to not only burn with anger but dream of smearing poo all over the internet about just how terrible they really are. I'll start. BLIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT (ie: China Inc.) eat a bag of dicks, BLIZZARD ENTERTAINMENT. after million of compromised accounts, you surely know by now how shitty your security protocols are; so why don't you do something about them? if an IP is "known to be exploitable" (read: motherfuckyouroundeye.CN), how about doing something to limit the capacity of said "KNOWN" exploitable IP so as to prevent them from....say....exploiting. your willful neglect, and bitchmouthed customer service has caused you to not only lose ANY and ALL future income from a longtime and once staunch supporter, but that of ANY and ALL souls willing to listen to my woeful testimony. in summary, your POOR customer service will cost you more than whatever it would have been to make me happy (read: pushing a button). ok. now your turn, SYG.
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03.04.2011, 12:57 AM	#2
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	best response to poor customer service ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au55760wgF8 __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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03.04.2011, 02:16 AM	#3
alteredcourse expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,503	....Floatingslowly, do you have one of those digeridoos that gives you a new code for every time you login? I forget what they're called...but theyre inexpensive and blizzard supplies them. Or do you have one, but are still breached like a bandit baby?
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03.04.2011, 02:17 AM	#4
alteredcourse expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,503	This is besides the fact that you're whining hardcore.
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03.04.2011, 10:59 AM	#8
ink. the end of the ugly Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 862	Baby I'm sorry you were up so late! :0 BLIZZARD can suck a fak.
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03.04.2011, 11:28 AM	#10
tesla69 Banned Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: NYC Posts: 4,055	Yahoo.com. They charged my mastercard fraudulently and created porn sites, but shamelessly refuse to take the down or acknowledge any fraud in any way - they wouldn't even respond to a NYPD subpoena. They are a criminal organization. You can't even reach anybody live there. Its a joke.
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03.04.2011, 01:35 PM	#13
SYRFox invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Paris Posts: 7,492	I ordered a CD on Amazon a few weeks ago, did not receive it, asked for another copy, the seller didn't have one and refunded me ; so far everything's okay, but they should not use shitty translators to speak french, since ending your mail using the expression "Meilleurs voeux" (which is usually used for New Year's Eve greetings) when you meant to say "sincelery", "all the best", whatever, is the best way to lose any credibility. Anyway, I eventually got the CD in the mail (though it was more than a month after it was sent - from England - , which is a lot), which means I got it for free, so I won't complain.
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03.04.2011, 02:58 PM	#14
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	Well I can't complained I work customer service. I did have to tell some lady that she actually paid $40 for a rug quite a few times. She finally got it when I spoke to her in slow motion. __________________
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03.04.2011, 03:22 PM	#17
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	Pavement - bill themselves as an original band when, in truth, they are a repackaged US edition of The Fall. breeders of shameful mistrust.
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03.06.2011, 06:32 AM	#18
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	I haven't delt with much costumer service...but what evs they're useless. but I will be dealing with them unless I get my SYR9 soon. FLOATSLO! I thought you were hypin' about the expansion. I was considering renewing......but considering my current situation. I don't see myself goin ' back to wow anytime soon nor in the future.
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03.06.2011, 06:40 AM	#19
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	haha fucknest.
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03.06.2011, 01:05 PM	#20
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	no, I haven't really cared much about the expansion and haven't even had a reason to play in over 8 months. now that both ink and I are working (and sometimes different hours) we thought about trying it out (since there's a free trial). there's no way in fuck that I care about the old content. been there> done that. as I mentioned, I'll just wait until the new star wars mmo releases (most likely in a little over a month). fuck blizzard.
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