04.12.2007, 01:51 AM | #1 |
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a telephone marketer just rang and she sounded like such a babe...i miss her..
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04.12.2007, 01:52 AM | #2 |
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Call her back, pretend you are interested in what she is selling.
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04.12.2007, 01:57 AM | #3 |
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haha nah thats impossible, it was just one of those random caller people things *sigh* i shall never find this kind of true love again :P
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04.12.2007, 01:58 AM | #4 |
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What no caller ID? Lame.
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04.12.2007, 04:29 AM | #5 |
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nah she had to match it, i shall write a stoner adventure story about a guy finding his telemarketer voice dream girl and it will be amazing!
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04.12.2007, 04:43 AM | #6 |
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I had a call yesterday from my credit card company. They said that because I'd opted to not receive phone calls from them, I was missing out on some great offers, so they were calling to let me know what I'm missing out on by them not calling me!!!!
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i get texts from companies. in love with them all.
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04.12.2007, 05:09 AM | #8 |
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i fell in love with the TV Licence Inspector guy once.
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04.12.2007, 05:14 AM | #9 |
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There is a bank in London that sends adverts out to people's bluetooth-enabled phones as they walk past. I don't have a bluetooth-enabled phone, so there is no chance of a love affair between myself and said financial institution.
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was it love or was it lust?
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hard to say jon boy, i think i was more freaking out because of the fact i didnt actually have a TV Licence. i was pulling the whole "can i help you officer?" scene while twirling my hair with my fingers and chewing gum.
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I had a private banker like 3 years ago when I came back from USA with shitload of money and was thinking how to invest it. She was a real babe, maybe 3 years younger than me, smart, neat and pretty, and I guess she was hitting on me real bad (like, when your banker calls you out, that's probably something). But I was happy back then with my previous GF, so I turned that down.
Still have lots of love for that bank anyway ;-)
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perhaps you could have offered payment in another way...
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yeah that was my angle alright, there was a brand new episode of Lost coming on and i was gonna invite him in to watch it on my 42' Plasma TV
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I once fell in love with the automated voice response unit at my credit card company, she knew just what I wanted.
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i told them to call back at about 5 today, and they did...but it wasnt her
im heart broken
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04.12.2007, 11:03 AM | #18 |
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i had phone sex last night ?
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04.12.2007, 11:15 AM | #20 |
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yes ha ha i predicted something along those lines would be said.
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