[sonicl]

From Wikipedia:

Marmalade is a sweet conserve with a bitter tang made from citrus fruit, sugar, water, and (in some commercial brands) a gelling agent. In English-speaking usage "marmalade" invariably refers to a conserve derived from a citrus fruit, most commonly from oranges. The recipe includes sliced or chopped fruit peel, which is simmered in fruit juice and water until soft; indeed marmalade is sometimes described as jam with fruit peel. Such marmalade is most often consumed on toasted bread as part of a full English breakfast. The favoured citrus fruit for marmalade production in the UK is the "Seville orange", thus called because it was originally imported from Seville in Spain; it is higher in pectin than sweet oranges, and therefore gives a good set. Marmalade can also be made from lemons, limes, grapefruits, or a combination of citrus fruits.

Do you love it? Do you hate it? Do you even care?

Personally the only marmalade I can stand is the shredless type, as I hate any type of peel.

[porkmarras]

One of those things that disgust me since i was born.So sweet it makes me puke....

[jon boy]

with bits, extra chunky. lovely stuff.

[Pookie]

Definitely shredless. Like marmite, something I really have to be in the mood for.

Oh, and...what a stupid thread. Have you got nothing better to do.

I've had at least 5 old people in today muttering about the poor quality of pension providers in the Woking area.

[Pookie]

And you voted for not caring less about it. You care enough to start another bleedin' poll.

[sonicl]

Originally Posted by Pookie

Oh, and...what a stupid thread. Have you got nothing better to do.

I've had at least 5 old people in today muttering about the poor quality of pension providers in the Woking area.

That's interesting, I've had several people ring up to complain about the lack of decent hardcore porn in Woking's bookshops.

[Savage Clone]

Didn't like it so much as a child, but like it now.

I also like dark chocolate with orange peel in it.

[sonicl]

Originally Posted by Pookie

And you voted for not caring less about it. You care enough to start another bleedin' poll.

Ah. You spotted that. Erm...

[jon boy]

so woking is the place to be then?

[porkmarras]

I've seen this tramp getting told off by the new zero-tolerance warriors that wander in Westiminster the other night.His crime?He looked like a tramp so he's been warned not to look like that in the future.How do you spot a whore who approaches a bar?Under british law you can't serve them at the bar but what do you really say to someone you think might be a hooker?

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by sonicl

That's interesting, I've had several people ring up to complain about the lack of decent hardcore porn in Woking's bookshops.

Why would somebody phone Pensions R Us to say that? At least my joke had a grain of realism.

I'm feeling feisty today.

[fishmonkey]

i love a bit o mar melodie.

[sonicl]

Originally Posted by Pookie

Why would somebody phone Pensions R Us to say that? At least my joke had a grain of realism.

Sorry. I didn't recognise what you posted as being a joke.

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by porkmarras

I've seen this tramp getting told off by the new zero-tolerance warriors that wander in Westiminster the other night.His crime?He looked like a tramp so he's been warned not to look like that in the future.How do you spot a whore who approaches a bar?Under british law you can't serve them at the bar but what do you really say to someone you think might be a hooker?

Start a poll.

"How can you tell if somebody's a hooker?"

Or, "What's the best way to tell somebody they look like a hooker?"

[porkmarras]

Ok.

[sonicl]

Don't you think there have been enough frivolous polls already today?

[Pookie]

Originally Posted by sonicl

Sorry. I didn't recognise what you posted as being a joke.

I hear that a lot.

[sonicl]

I haven't made you cry have I?

[Pookie]

No, I was crying anyway.

[sonicl]

Awwww. Poor poor Pookie.