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Old 06.28.2009, 03:08 PM   #1
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I used to love these, but something about it turns me off now.

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Old 06.28.2009, 03:11 PM   #2
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It also used to be my favorite on Halloween. Now I need the nuts of a snickers bar. The thought of this on a hot summer day makes me sick.

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Old 06.28.2009, 03:12 PM   #3
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A poor man's Snickers. 5/10
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Old 06.28.2009, 03:16 PM   #4
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There's only one candy bar I like....Snickers.
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Old 06.28.2009, 03:18 PM   #5
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In the uk this is a mars bar and i rate it 7/10.
A milky way here is like this but has no caramel.
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Old 06.28.2009, 03:32 PM   #6
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This sounds like a Johnny Carson joke. "In the UK they call a Milky Way a Mars bar. And a Milky Way over there has no caramel, so it is what we call a Three Musketeers... I did not know that."
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Old 06.28.2009, 03:39 PM   #7
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Milky Way® = Mars® Bar?
("Mars® Bar" is a registered trademark of the Mars, Inc.)





 

Fig. 2: U.S. Milky Way Bar Wrapper


 

Fig. 1: Canadian Mars Bar Wrapper
Abstract: The apparent similarity between the Canadian Mars Bar and the United States Milky Way was theorized after examination between the two Countries' Mars Bars reveiled that both were of a different species. The U.S. Milky Way Bar does indeed display an amazing similarity to the Northern Mars Bar. And like the Canadian bars, the Milky Way Bars also include the warning: "May Contain Peanuts." Why the big "cover-up" is anyone's guess.




 

Fig. 3: Sample MW1010US


 

Fig. 4: Sample MB1010CA
The samples analylized here, (Figures 3 & 4 above), are of the small "Halloween Handout" varieties, available in both countries around the time of the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain. However, unlike the Mars Bars, the "Fun Size" Milky Ways have been observed on store shelves during the Celtic festivals of Oester and Yule as well. The size of the Milky Way, like the U.S. Mars Bar, dwarfs its Canadian counterpart. The ingredients, while not identical, are indeed of a similar make-up, (see table below).
Country: Weight: Ingredients: United States 20 grams
.8 ounce
Milk Chocolate, (Sugar, Cocoa Butter, Chocolate, Lactose, Skim Milk, Milkfat, Soy Lechithin, Artificial Flavor), Corn Syrup, Sugar, Partially Hydrogenated Soybean Oil, Skim Milk, Less than 2% - Milkfat, Cocoa Powder Processed with Alkali, Lactose, Malted Barley, Wheat Flour, Salt, Egg-Whites, Artifical Flavor, Soy Protein Canada 17 grams
.5 ounce
Sugar, Corn Syrup. Milk Ingredients: Hydrogenated Soybean & Palm Oil, Cocoa Butter, Cocoa Mass. Modified Milk Ingredients: Malted Milk Powder, Malted Barley Wheat Flour, Sodium Bicarbonate. Cocoa, Soy Lechithin, Salt, Dried Egg-White, Hydrolyzed Soy Protein, Artifical Flavour
The initial conclusion is that the Milky Way Bar sold in the United States is indeed of the same species as the Canadian Mars Bar. The differences being a slightly lighter color of the Milky Way, no doubt fostered to keep with the implied "lightness" of the name.

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Old 06.28.2009, 03:40 PM   #8
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For "Canadian" you can read "European" too.

Also, European Milky Ways come in blue wrappers
 


and if you break them open they look like this
 


The American Milky Ways are sold as Mars here, like Stu said.
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Old 06.28.2009, 03:43 PM   #9
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(European) Milky Way - 5/10
Mars - 7/10

I prefer hazelnut chocolate bars
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Old 06.28.2009, 03:59 PM   #10
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Never really liked Milky Way (And yeah it is marketed as "Mars" in Europe)

My favourite is probably Lion. Very popular in Europe

 


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Old 06.28.2009, 04:00 PM   #11
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^^ looks like a twix
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Old 06.28.2009, 04:03 PM   #12
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Old 06.28.2009, 04:06 PM   #13
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Yeah it indeed looks a bit like Twix but the taste is different. But well, the crunchy feeling when you bite in it is quite similar.
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Old 06.28.2009, 04:06 PM   #14
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Candy bars are ≤6 out of 10.

Other words, I hate candy bars unless we include stuff like Abba-Zaba.
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Old 06.28.2009, 04:07 PM   #15
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My favourite is this one without any doubt:

 
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Old 06.28.2009, 04:09 PM   #16
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Kit Kat 6.5/10
Lion 7/10
Twix 8/10
Snickers 9/10
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Old 06.28.2009, 04:13 PM   #17
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Frozen Snickers are also another notable exception.
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Old 06.28.2009, 04:15 PM   #19
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Old 06.28.2009, 04:20 PM   #20
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Candy bars are ≥6 out of 10.

Other words, I hate candy bars unless we include stuff like Abba-Zaba.

It's good that you edited that second line in, because I was about to believe you rated all candy bars 6 or higher...unless the American ≥ means ≤ in Europe/Canada.
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