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Old 03.16.2009, 10:36 PM   #1
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I joined one of those dating sites recently. Unlike most of them where joining is free, but actually contacting people requires a paid subscription, this one is totally free, almost like MySpace or Facebook. Anyway, normally I set my search parameters to search for girls aged 22 to 27, but for whatever reason my search criteria ended up getting erased and one day I ended up looking for girls aged 18 to 99. Not realizing this, I checked my match list and at the top was this beautiful 19 year old with short dark hair and glasses. I checked her profile and not only is she gorgeous, but she also sounds a lot like me! I sent her a message saying I'd like to chat sometime, but the site said she hasn't been online since the end of last month.

Fortunately, she listed her MySpace URL in her profile, so I was able to send her a friend request. She's accepted it, and I sent her a message thanking her for adding me, but I didn't feel comfortable asking her if she wanted to chat right away. At this point in time, MySpace has pretty much degraded to something many take for granted, so I'm not thinking it would be a good place to connect with someone. But she hasn't been on the dating site in a while, so she may never even see the message I sent her on there...

Any suggestions?
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Old 03.16.2009, 11:09 PM   #2
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Old 03.16.2009, 11:11 PM   #3
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Don't send her a picture of your penis.

thats funny, one day a friend of mine asked me to take him to craig's list (i had never browsed it before) to look for a job.. I say whatever, and we check it out with a spliff..

he really just wanted to browse the personals..

it was a big laugh. this one chick in big bold print said "NO DICK SHOTS, PLEASE."
You know, I would never even think of sending a chick a picture of my dick but her challenge made even me want to do it, so I am sure her mailbox was just flooded with dicks, after all, she was asking for it with that one
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Old 03.16.2009, 11:17 PM   #4
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I joined one of those dating sites recently. Unlike most of them where joining is free, but actually contacting people requires a paid subscription, this one is totally free, almost like MySpace or Facebook. Anyway, normally I set my search parameters to search for girls aged 22 to 27, but for whatever reason my search criteria ended up getting erased and one day I ended up looking for girls aged 18 to 99. Not realizing this, I checked my match list and at the top was this beautiful 19 year old with short dark hair and glasses. I checked her profile and not only is she gorgeous, but she also sounds a lot like me! I sent her a message saying I'd like to chat sometime, but the site said she hasn't been online since the end of last month.

Fortunately, she listed her MySpace URL in her profile, so I was able to send her a friend request. She's accepted it, and I sent her a message thanking her for adding me, but I didn't feel comfortable asking her if she wanted to chat right away. At this point in time, MySpace has pretty much degraded to something many take for granted, so I'm not thinking it would be a good place to connect with someone. But she hasn't been on the dating site in a while, so she may never even see the message I sent her on there...

Any suggestions?

was it okcupid.com? i'm on that site and it sucks bad. i went on a date with someone from there and it was just a bad time. she drank her beer like she had claws and she would lick the bottle for some reason. it grossed me out just watching her.
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Old 03.16.2009, 11:17 PM   #5
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it was a big laugh. this one chick in big bold print said "NO DICK SHOTS, PLEASE."
You know, I would never even think of sending a chick a picture of my dick but her challenge made even me want to do it, so I am sure her mailbox was just flooded with dicks, after all, she was asking for it with that one
Oh wow, I felt the same way about something else just a second ago.
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Old 03.16.2009, 11:26 PM   #6
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Old 03.16.2009, 11:32 PM   #7
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funny how this thread showed up. i recently joined one a few days ago. its a legit one and it's pretty cool how you can join for free and contact whoever you want to contact. so far, not so much luck.

i'm surprised to see a few hip chicks on there. but a lot of them are just these club-hopping, sports obsessed, sticky haired chicks i'd fuck and drop
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Old 03.17.2009, 12:13 AM   #8
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Don't send her a picture of your penis.

My best female friend actually slept with a guy after he'd sent her two pictures of his (alarmingly pale, in my opinion) penis. I mean, what sort of message does that send out?!
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Old 03.17.2009, 12:22 AM   #9
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But back to the issue at hand... a gay mate of mine recently met for the first time the boy of his dream whom he'd been speaking too online for about six years. They cried alot when they met for the first time, went back to his had sex instantly and then played videogames for the rest of the weekend. Kind of romantic in it's own weird way I think. Internet romance is not at all as seedy as alot of people think.
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Old 03.17.2009, 12:25 AM   #10
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what sites are you people using where ya don't have to pay for? I won't deny I'm looking and could use some good sites
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Old 03.17.2009, 12:45 AM   #11
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I'm surprised at how many of you need help in the love department. That's not very Indie.

anyway, you all keep us informed at how this kind of thing pans out, I'm interested to see if anyone decent can actually posses the internet.
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Old 03.17.2009, 01:08 AM   #12
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haha. maybe.
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But back to the issue at hand... a gay mate of mine recently met for the first time the boy of his dream whom he'd been speaking too online for about six years. They cried alot when they met for the first time, went back to his had sex instantly and then played videogames for the rest of the weekend. Kind of romantic in it's own weird way I think. Internet romance is not at all as seedy as alot of people think.
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Old 03.17.2009, 02:54 AM   #14
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Old 03.17.2009, 03:07 AM   #15
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Sexual frustrations make me such a hip guy.

I wish I could say the same thing.
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Old 03.17.2009, 04:18 AM   #16
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a few of my friends have tried those things and it always turns out
that the person who seemed alright online is kind of a weirdo in real life.
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Old 03.18.2009, 08:08 AM   #17
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One dodgy aspect of MySpace is that a lot of people just wanna rack up as many 'friends' as possible in order to appear 'popular'.

I dunno, take it s-l-o-w-l-y and suss her out a bit before sending her a picture of your johnson... Who knows, this may be troo luv.
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Old 03.18.2009, 08:43 AM   #18
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Old 03.18.2009, 08:48 AM   #19
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