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04.11.2007, 10:49 AM
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Since we haven't had one in a while. I got these out of the guardian newspaper. Just copy and paste them.
When were you happiest? What is your greatest fear? What is your earliest memory? Which living person do you most admire, and why? What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? What is the trait you most deplore in others? What was your most embarrassing moment? Aside from property, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought? What is your most treasured possession? Where would you like to live? What would your super-power be? What makes you depressed? What do you most dislike about your appearance? Who would play you in a film of your life? What is your most unappealing habit? What is your fantasy costume of choice? What is your guiltiest pleasure? What do you owe your parents? To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why? What does love feel like? Have you ever said ‘I Love You’ and not meant it? Which living person do you most despise, and why? Who would you invite to a dream dinner party? Which words or phrases do you most overuse? What is the worst job you’ve ever done? If you could edit your past, what would you change? If you could go back in time where would you go? How do you relax? How often do you have sex? What single thing would improve the quality of your life? What do you consider your greatest achievement? What keeps you awake at night? How would you like to be remembered? What is the most important lesson life has taught you? Where would you most like to be right now? Tell me a joke. |
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04.11.2007, 11:20 AM
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When were you happiest?
when i was 7 What is your greatest fear? dying alone What is your earliest memory? Jersey Zoo aged 7 Which living person do you most admire, and why? my Dad, no need to give a reason What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? bad judge of character What is the trait you most deplore in others? racism What was your most embarrassing moment? toilet door opening on a train, all me bits on show. Aside from property, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought? Marshall Stack What is your most treasured possession? Marshall Stack/PC Where would you like to live? New York/Sydney What would your super-power be? the ability to fly What makes you depressed? shallow people/arguments with people i love What do you most dislike about your appearance? i'm a little too taller than i'd like/also my shoe size (12) Who would play you in a film of your life? Hulk Hogan What is your most unappealing habit? spitting What is your fantasy costume of choice? spiderman costume What is your guiltiest pleasure? America's Next Top Model What do you owe your parents? everything To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why? i cant answer this. What does love feel like? i dont know, if i was ever in love i didnt realise it. Have you ever said ‘I Love You’ and not meant it? yes Which living person do you most despise, and why? Samuel L Jackson Who would you invite to a dream dinner party? Trent Reznor/All of Sonic Youth/William Burroughs/Morrissey/Wayne Rooney and various Man Utd players Which words or phrases do you most overuse? "at the end of the day" and "fuck-sticks" What is the worst job you’ve ever done? i made Tennis Balls in a tennis ball factory If you could edit your past, what would you change? i would'nt of gotten fired from a particular job i had. If you could go back in time where would you go? Ancient Rome How do you relax? read/watch TV/get stoned/drink/play computer games. How often do you have sex? not very often What single thing would improve the quality of your life? the ability to see the bigger picture What do you consider your greatest achievement? my general status in life. What keeps you awake at night? worry How would you like to be remembered? with kind thoughts What is the most important lesson life has taught you? to love every day as if it was yr last and to love many, trust few but to always paddle yr own canoe. Where would you most like to be right now? anywhere but in work Tell me a joke. how many lead singers does it take to screw in a light bulb? just him to hold it in place and the whole world to revolve around him. ...
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04.11.2007, 11:23 AM
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My answers
When were you happiest? When I was a child with my parents. What is your greatest fear? Living in England for the rest of my life What is your earliest memory? Falling down the stairs in my house, I think I was 4. Which living person do you most admire, and why? Joni Mitcheel, she's a strong wonderful woman. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? I am moody What is the trait you most deplore in others? Arrogance What was your most embarrassing moment? Falling off chairs, ive done it A LOT!!! Aside from property, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought? Concert Tickets. What is your most treasured possession? My records and Cds. Where would you like to live? The Topanga Canyon, Santa Monica, California. What would your super-power be? To not feel mental or physical pain whenever I wanted. What makes you depressed? Sad music. What do you most dislike about your appearance? My skin. Who would play you in a film of your life? Maggie Gyllenhaal, or Drew Barrymore. What is your most unappealing habit? Maybe smoking. What is your fantasy costume of choice? A really authentic 60’s hippie costume. What is your guiltiest pleasure? Southern comfort and lindt chocolate. What do you owe your parents? Money and visits. To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why? My mum, for being a bitch sometimes. What does love feel like? Overwhelming and scary. Have you ever said ‘I Love You’ and not meant it? Tons of times. Which living person do you most despise, and why? Tom Cruise Who would you invite to a dream dinner party? Todd Rundgren and Joni Mitchell. Which words or phrases do you most overuse? “Oh Well” and "Yeah Right" What is the worst job you’ve ever done? Delicatessen counter at a sainsburys. If you could edit your past, what would you change? The way I was treated by some people, and the way I treated myself. If you could go back in time where would you go? That’s easy, Woodstock! How do you relax? Listen to music, alcohol, sleeping. How often do you have sex? As often as I can. What single thing would improve the quality of your life? Money. What do you consider your greatest achievement? Not having committed suicide yet. What keeps you awake at night? Caffeine How would you like to be remembered? With confusion, as someone who never really got who I was or why the hell I am here. What is the most important lesson life has taught you? To keep on keeping on as long as you can. Where would you most like to be right now? Swimming in the ocean. Tell us a joke. ???? |
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04.11.2007, 11:34 AM
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When were you happiest? I think I'm the happiest I've ever been. I'm usually a cheerful sort of soul anyway, but the past four months have been especially good.
What is your greatest fear? I did have a phobia of the most very severe kin, but it has largely been banished so there isn't really anything to mention. I'm genuinely fearful that Labour may win the nest election. What is your earliest memory? There's an antiseptic ointment called Germoline, and I used to be really alergic to it. I remember applying some on a graze, seeing all these colours and fainting. Which living person do you most admire, and why? Ian Hislop. He's just great, to be honest. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? A tendency to be a bit snobbish at times. What is the trait you most deplore in others? Rudeness. What was your most embarrassing moment?I once ordered red wine to accompany a roast vegetable salad. I know, I know. Frightful. Aside from property, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought? Probably this laptop. What is your most treasured possession? An 1899 edition of Samuel Harden Church's fine book Oliver Cromwell; A History, limited edition (600 copies) hand-numbered edition. 1899 was the 300th anniversary of Cromwell's birth. Where would you like to live? In the centre of Chester. What would your super-power be? The ability to see the truth behind people's lies. What makes you depressed? It's not something that affects me, but sometimes when my M.E. is especially bad for a lengthy period, I kind of get miserable for ten minutes. What do you most dislike about your appearance? Unless I buy that expensive mdicated shampoo, I get quite bad dandruff at times. Who would play you in a film of your life? I'd like it to be Tim Roth. What is your most unappealing habit? I'd have to ask someone. What is your fantasy costume of choice? Some kind of 17th century outfit. What is your guiltiest pleasure? Sting. What do you owe your parents? Not really sure about that. To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why?No-one What does love feel like? Enriching. Have you ever said ‘I Love You’ and not meant it? No. Which living person do you most despise, and why? I don't despise anyone, but the person who's acts I most despise is probably David Blunkett, although Tony Blair is about level. Who would you invite to a dream dinner party? Ian Hislop. Which words or phrases do you most overuse? Splendid. What is the worst job you’ve ever done? Security/shelf stacking type thing briefly when I was 16. If you could edit your past, what would you change? I can't help feeling that everything in my past has led me to where I am now, which I absolutely would not want to change. So I think I'd be too wary of messing up to change anything. If you could go back in time where would you go? Either to meet Jesus and his gang (esp. Luke and Mary Magdalene) or to the 17th century to see Oliver Cromwell. How do you relax? Read. How often do you have sex? Often enough, don't worry about it. What single thing would improve the quality of your life? Health. What do you consider your greatest achievement? Don't know. What keeps you awake at night? Insomnia. How would you like to be remembered? As 'a decent enough chap'. 'A scholar and a gentleman' would be nice, but 'a decent enough chap' will do. What is the most important lesson life has taught you? Piety is its own reward. Where would you most like to be right now? Thurstaston. Tell me a joke. The same one as always: A terrible flood is striking the nation, and after two days waters are reaching inland. At the priest's house, it's four foot deep, but an army rescue dinghy comes into view and offers to take the priest to safety. 'No' says the priest, 'God will save me, I will come to no harm'. The next day the waters are ten foot deep and the priest has gone up to the top floor. From his bedroom window he sees the same army dinghy doing another search. 'Leave me be - God will not desert me', he reiterates. Overnight, the flood intensifies and the priest is forced out of his bed and onto the roof of his house. Fortunately the army are doing their final patrol before things become too hazardous, and they beseech him to climb aboard. 'No, I say', quips the priest, 'My God will protect me, my faith is unshakeable'. The waters rise and the priest drowns. Admitted into heaven, he approaches God, tears running down his cheeks. 'I trusted you, my Lord, all through the flood I kept my faith. Yet you let me die in the waters. Why did you not move to save me?'. 'You knobhead', says God, 'I sent three dinghys!'.
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04.11.2007, 11:36 AM
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When were you happiest?
can't choose between all the happy days. What is your greatest fear? turning into the kind of person i don't want to be What is your earliest memory? some girl had puked and was walking around with her mouth full of puke. it was orange. Which living person do you most admire, and why? everyone who is able to make others happy. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? being shy. What is the trait you most deplore in others? being hypocrites. What was your most embarrassing moment? probably this once when my mother caught me singing and dancing.. in my underwear. Aside from property, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought? my camera. What is your most treasured possession? sketchbooks. Where would you like to live? where i'm moving to in july. What would your super-power be? healing. What makes you depressed? rainy days and grumpy people. What do you most dislike about your appearance? my legs. Who would play you in a film of your life? my life isn't interesting enough to make a film about. What is your most unappealing habit? biting my fingers. What is your fantasy costume of choice? pierrot (does that count?) What is your guiltiest pleasure? peppermints. What do you owe your parents? time. To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why? to all the people i didn't speak up for, because i didn't. What does love feel like? pretty good. Have you ever said ‘I Love You’ and not meant it? no. Which living person do you most despise, and why? all the persons who give themselves the right to see others as less human or less important. Who would you invite to a dream dinner party? friends. Which words or phrases do you most overuse? ehm... What is the worst job you’ve ever done? folding maps for my father (1000) If you could edit your past, what would you change? less shyness. If you could go back in time where would you go? prehistory. How do you relax? i draw. How often do you have sex? often enough. What single thing would improve the quality of your life? time. What do you consider your greatest achievement? i made some people smile, once. What keeps you awake at night? other people's problems. How would you like to be remembered? a happy person. What is the most important lesson life has taught you? don't believe them. Where would you most like to be right now? in my new house. Tell me a joke. i'm not good at that. |
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04.11.2007, 11:42 AM
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Location: Mexico
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When were you happiest?
when i was around 10. What is your greatest fear? that i run out of witty remarks and insults here. What is your earliest memory? mermaidman: i also remember a certain young lad who wanted to be a superhero barnacleboy: you don't even remember breakfast, you old coot. Which living person do you most admire, and why? i admire the dead What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? negative thoughts What is the trait you most deplore in others? there's a character limit per post, you know? can't even begin to tell you without using a whole thread for this point. What was your most embarrassing moment? i have mentally blocked all my embarrasing moments Aside from property, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought? my college degree What is your most treasured possession? myself. Where would you like to live? i love it here. What would your super-power be? the power to always have energy and motivation for everything. What makes you depressed? a lot of things, uhh...loneliness i guess What do you most dislike about your appearance? i'm not crazy about my hairy bastardness Who would play you in a film of your life? homer: don't worry marge, we're just rehearsing for 'angry dad, the movie' bart: how would you like to be played by john goodman homer: why you little...!!! gary oldman!!!! What is your most unappealing habit? biting nails What is your fantasy costume of choice? emo kid What is your guiltiest pleasure? i no longer feel guilty about any pleasures i have. What do you owe your parents? fucking life, that's all. To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why? many people, for not being there for them when they needed me. What does love feel like? it feels like living. or like yodels used to taste in the 80's Have you ever said ‘I Love You’ and not meant it? nope. Which living person do you most despise, and why? i don't discriminate, i despise a lot of people equally. Who would you invite to a dream dinner party? scott walker, jeffrey dahmer, hillary duff, pikachu and butros butros galli Which words or phrases do you most overuse? i'm planning to overuse "innit?" in the near future...uhh, i think i'm out of catchphrases for the time being. What is the worst job you’ve ever done? not a job exactly but being an office bitch, earning about $5 usd aprox and getting fired within a week because i used to wear band t-shirts there. it was social service in order to get my degree. If you could edit your past, what would you change? junior high. If you could go back in time where would you go? the early 80's!!! How do you relax? WHO SAYS I'M NOT RELAXED NOW????!!!!!! AAAARRRRRRGH!!!!! How often do you have sex? not often enough What single thing would improve the quality of your life? that a certain someone would... What do you consider your greatest achievement? *cough*openingforsonicyouth*cough* seriously, i still haven't done anything i would consider a great achievement. What keeps you awake at night? constant thinking. How would you like to be remembered? like a pimple in society's ass. What is the most important lesson life has taught you? life is a constant lesson. Where would you most like to be right now? i want to be at a beach with a certain someone. Tell me a joke a kid tells his mother, "mommy mommy, my grampa smells really bad" then the mom answers, "don't be rude, now help me carry his corpse" |
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04.11.2007, 12:11 PM
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When were you happiest?
When I was a little boy What is your greatest fear? Losing what is precious to me What is your earliest memory? Walking around blowing bubbles outside Which living person do you most admire, and why? Iggy Pop, he's a beautiful person What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? My pleas for attention What is the trait you most deplore in others? Dishonesty What was your most embarrassing moment? Being drenched in my own vomit infront of a girl I liked. Aside from property, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought? My guitar amp What is your most treasured possession? My Hondo II Les Paul copy Where would you like to live? There was a wooden palatial castle that burned down in 1842 a few miles from where I live, I'd like to rebuild it and live in it. What would your super-power be? Something that I could make a decent living off of that would benefit me greatly but wouldn't make me feel obligated to be a super hero. What makes you depressed? My inability to overcome my humanity What do you most dislike about your appearance? As far as my face- my chin followed closely by my nose as far as body- definitely my man boobs and beer belly Who would play you in a film of your life? A young Gene Wilder What is your most unappealing habit? Jerking off What is your fantasy costume of choice? Darth Vader What is your guiltiest pleasure? Liking crappy movies like that one about the high school for super heroes What do you owe your parents? I owe my Dad a trip to the movie's for his birthday To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why? My Dad, ditto What does love feel like? I don't know Have you ever said ‘I Love You’ and not meant it? No Which living person do you most despise, and why? Thomas Kinkade, you know why Who would you invite to a dream dinner party? Sonic Youth, Iggy Pop, David Bowie, Selma Blair, and Scarlett Johannsen Which words or phrases do you most overuse? I don't know, it changes up What is the worst job you’ve ever done? worked at subway If you could edit your past, what would you change? nothing, because I wouldn't be me If you could go back in time where would you go? I'd talk to Dostoyevsky and ask him what he planned for the sequel to The Brothers Karamazov How do you relax? watching history programs How often do you have sex? never What single thing would improve the quality of your life? a motive What do you consider your greatest achievement? Probably a song I wrote What keeps you awake at night? Everything How would you like to be remembered? Fondly What is the most important lesson life has taught you? The world is inherently chaotic. Where would you most like to be right now? In the shower Tell me a joke. A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "hey we don't serve your kind here" The mushroom says "what? I'm a fungi!" |
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04.11.2007, 12:31 PM
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When were you happiest?
now What is your greatest fear? that people are care about come to harm. What is your earliest memory? not sure, perhaps being at the beach in a natural pool made of rocks Which living person do you most admire, and why? donald duck? i don't know! What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? my sporadic but frequent inability to focus, and my finish projects What is the trait you most deplore in others? a lack of self-respect What was your most embarrassing moment? kindergarten, age 3, i was in this silly spring something with this girl i had a crush, we were portraying some kind of king and queen of the spring or something, on and my cousins were making fun of me and i lost my step try became disoriented to run away then came back oh was i embarrassed, and i didn't have the tools to cope. Aside from property, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought? delicious food? What is your most treasured possession? video camera, if simply because of the price, needs to be treated like a baby. Where would you like to live? paris, but barring that going back to dc would suffice What would your super-power be? the power to make some people shut the fuck up What makes you depressed? myself? only i can make myself depressed but i've given up on that. What do you most dislike about your appearance? working on a computer all day has made me slightly overweight. not that i look at myself and cry though, but i could lose a few pounds. Who would play you in a film of your life? not sure my life makes a good film narrative. maybe the guy who does the doctor in "closer"? some british guy who says "i am a caveman!". yeah. What is your most unappealing habit? cracking numerous farts. but i do that only i private. well almost, since now i'm talking about it. What is your fantasy costume of choice?  but next i want to try something closer to le baron samedi What is your guiltiest pleasure? no guilt! my pleasures are my best friends. but eating a whole stick of butter has consequences. What do you owe your parents? owe? nothing. they did their job and i did mine. i'd like to buy them a car though, they need a new one. To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why? to myself. for wasting years of my life being depressed. i'm sorry, i didn't mean it. What does love feel like? what kind of love are we talking about? the quiet one or the one that grips you in the gut and harpoons you? Have you ever said ‘I Love You’ and not meant it? no. but "i love you" can mean a number of different things. Which living person do you most despise, and why? human worms of various kinds that need not be named. Who would you invite to a dream dinner party? federico fellini, ernest hemingway, susan sontag, sofia coppola, milan kundera, carrie brownstein but she can't act the vegetarian, monica bellucci, denys arcand, actually most of the characters in "the decline of the american empire" (the characters, not the actors); quentin crisp, mozart, most definitely voltaire, nietzsche, lady chablis, Which words or phrases do you most overuse? "on that note" "on a separate note" What is the worst job you’ve ever done? waiter. hated it, i sucked, got fired. If you could edit your past, what would you change? i would have gone with that beautiful girl who pulled my hand If you could go back in time where would you go? napoleon's court, to help him destroy all monarchies in europe. How do you relax? easy: sit on the couch, play a record serious: meditate How often do you have sex? are you serious? last night. and the night before. and the morning of that day... roughly once a day. What single thing would improve the quality of your life? having health insurance, which i don't have right now. What do you consider your greatest achievement? having learned to be myself. What keeps you awake at night? sex How would you like to be remembered? affectionately What is the most important lesson life has taught you? be here now Where would you most like to be right now? right here. but working. Tell me a joke. hm... i know i'm funny but i can't tell jokes. my jokes are of the spontaneous, improvised nature. i could tell a few jokes but i would kill them. why ruin them that way... |
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: In the O.. O.. Organ Loft, West Yorkshire, UK
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When were you happiest?
I honestly have no idea, but I was pretty beside myself when I realised I could be getting an '80s Roland synth for free. What is your greatest fear? Buttons. >_______________< What is your earliest memory? Sticking my hand in a car's exhaust pipe, and being confused at how it came out completely black. Which living person do you most admire, and why? Steven Hawking. I barely know what he's done, but the fact he's done what he has with such physical drawbacks is very admirable. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? My lack of motivation. What is the trait you most deplore in others? Wow... so many. Ignorance encompasses most of them though. What was your most embarrassing moment? I don't wish to say. Aside from property, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought? Probably this guitar I have on my lap ATM. What is your most treasured possession? Probably this guitar I have on my lap ATM. Where would you like to live? I've probably said this 94 times but in a straw house in the middle of a field in Holland. What would your super-power be? An extremely powerful brain plz! What makes you depressed? Other people. What do you most dislike about your appearance? I resent that my appearance means I can't join the Yellow Panthers. D': Who would play you in a film of your life? Probably some amateur actor from a late '80s educational video. What is your most unappealing habit? Being too good. What is your fantasy costume of choice? WONDER WOMAN What is your guiltiest pleasure? People tend to avoid me when I admit Paris Hilton's music is catchy. What do you owe your parents? 156.40Ł To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why? A cow. They have to put up with a lot. What does love feel like? Pretty damn nice. Have you ever said ‘I Love You’ and not meant it? I don't think so... Which living person do you most despise, and why? There are too much to choose from. Who would you invite to a dream dinner party? Joan Bakewell? Which words or phrases do you most overuse? "Alas", "Best thing ever" and "Worst thing ever" What is the worst job you’ve ever done? My old one. They've kiiinda laid down my opinions on meat eaters... If you could edit your past, what would you change? Quite a lot. If you could go back in time where would you go? I'd probably become a pupil of Plato etc. etc. How do you relax? This. How often do you have sex? We'll have to see when it comes along... :/ What single thing would improve the quality of your life? It would obviously be money in this fascist society. What do you consider your greatest achievement? If I was to be really frank, this poo I had two years ago. It was like, wow! What keeps you awake at night? Wanting to be awake. How would you like to be remembered? Well. Very well. As the first ever posthuman. What is the most important lesson life has taught you? I haven't thought of any. Where would you most like to be right now? Here seems alright for the time being. Tell me a joke. I have one, but it's about 3 posts long. You'll have to do with a homework excuse my forum tutor's friend thought up at the time. He hadn't completed his science homework, and when the teacher came round to ask him to show it, he said, "I'm sorry sir, but over the weekend I was masturbating non-stop and was left temporarily blinded and couldn't complete my homework," The teacher replied "OK, just don't do it again," and walked off. Funniest thing ever. |
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Join Date: Mar 2006
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When were you happiest? - When I first immersed myself in the beauty and wonder that is daydream nation, and I would listen to it endlessly over and over and over again from the moment I woke up to the moment I fell asleep, around 1988.
What is your greatest fear? - I have none. It already happened. What is your earliest memory? - I have an image flash memory of being seated on a cool tile floor and in front of a giant armchair and my grandpa is seated with his arms outstretched calling me to him. He passed away when I was 3 years old. I talked to my mom about this and described the armchair and she said I recalled it correctly. weird huh? Which living person do you most admire, and why? - Kurt Vonnegut. he is my hero. he has understood and faced down the inherent ugliness of humanity, the relentless crude bullshit humans do to each other and laught in it's godless face. he make sme laugh and he gives me hope that a life can still be enjopyed on some level, even when it is all shit around you. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? - my lack of motivation. i am working hard on it. What is the trait you most deplore in others? - I despise people who are proud of being ignorant. people who are happy and content not knowing how the world works, or how different people live for example. I hate people who choose not to learn. What was your most embarrassing moment? - I have no shame. Aside from property, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought? - My Toyota Camry ($16 thou) What is your most treasured possession? - My teddy bear Tito, who I have had for my entire life. he was bought for me by an uncle when my mom went into labor. He has been on nearly every single vacation I have ever been on. I'd kill you for my bear. Where would you like to live? - On Mars, or the Moon, or a space station, or a station on an asteroid orbiting the sun betwene mars and Jupiter. or underwater. What would your super-power be? - immortality What makes you depressed? - the fact that while our scientists and doctors and reserachers are getting close and closer to being able to cure all our illnesses and solve most of the world's big problems, the politicians, and military men, and corporate greedheads are getting closer and closeer to wiping out every single living thing on the planet. What do you most dislike about your appearance? - I have a big head, but that's OK. I just find it very hard to purchase hats. My head size is 8 1/4, which was a bitch when I graduated University. They had to go find an old robe from the 50's which had a mortarboard large enough to fit me. It was cool though. heavy silk robes and everyone else was in polyester!!!!!!! fuckers! Who would play you in a film of your life? - Jack Black or Phillip Seymour Hoffman What is your most unappealing habit? - I cannot think of any, unless you find the consumption of green gree ganj to be unappealing. What is your fantasy costume of choice? - fantasy costume of choice? jesus What is your guiltiest pleasure? - I feel no guilt due to any of my pleasures. They hurt no one. What do you owe your parents? - life. my education. the genes for my large balls and ballsac To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why? - No one What does love feel like? - love feels like the loss of self Have you ever said ‘I Love You’ and not meant it? - nope Which living person do you most despise, and why? - I despise Thomas Kinkade the self proclaimed "ambassador of Light". fuck him and his hack ways and his shit art and his following of sap headed mouthbreathers. Who would you invite to a dream dinner party? - I would invite the entire sonic youth family, Kurt Vonnegut, J mascis (living people) and Hunter S Thompson, Isaac Asimov, Albert Einstein, Copernicus, Isaac Newton, and Richard P feynman (dead people) Which words or phrases do you most overuse? - nothing What is the worst job you’ve ever done? - file clerk at a worker's comp insurance agency If you could edit your past, what would you change? - nothing. If you could go back in time where would you go? - I would prefer to go forwards in time, but if I could only go back I would go to NYC in 1960 and live out the next 30 years hitting each and every single fucking bad-ass band's show. Imagine! the beatles, bob marley, the doors, the stooges, sonic youth, unsane, etc etc etc How do you relax? - I rock out to my vinyl records and I burn some green ganj How often do you have sex? - 2 to 3 times a week. 5-6 times by myself ! ha ha! What single thing would improve the quality of your life? - MONEY What do you consider your greatest achievement? - graduating with my Bachelors of Fine Arts from the University of Houston What keeps you awake at night? - nothing. I fall asleep instantly. How would you like to be remembered? - as the greatest artist ever to live (far fetched I know, but this is hypothetical) What is the most important lesson life has taught you? - NOTHING'S EASY. NOTHING'S FAIR. If you want something, do it yourself. Where would you most like to be right now? - in the library of congress reading. Tell me a joke. - Three men are sitting at a bar arguing. One says, "Look, man. Obvioulsy it is spelled W-O-O-M." "No way," says another, "It is spelled W-H-O-O-M-P" "You are both wrong. I tell you it has to be spelled W-O-O-M-T." A women sitting nearby overhears this and interrupts, "Excuse me gentlemen, I could not help but overhear. I ama gynecologist and I can assure you it is spelled W-O-M-B." 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I dont remember What is your greatest fear? Everything What is your earliest memory? Cant remember now, its mostly scenery wise Which living person do you most admire, and why? Dont know What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? Dont know What is the trait you most deplore in others? Dont know What was your most embarrassing moment? A girl walked in the toiled while i was taking a shit and had a massive hard on Aside from property, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought? Fender Jazzmaster What is your most treasured possession? Fender Jazzmaster & pedals Where would you like to live? Jungle, or somewhere away from civilization What would your super-power be? Turn people and other things into garden ornaments What makes you depressed? Lots of things. What do you most dislike about your appearance? Hair is too big/I'm kinda huge Who would play you in a film of your life? Jack Black What is your most unappealing habit? Eating boogers out of my nose What is your fantasy costume of choice? Spiderman What is your guiltiest pleasure? Mastrubarion What do you owe your parents? Everything for now To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why? Parents, because I've been a real asshole these days. What does love feel like? Well... Have you ever said ‘I Love You’ and not meant it? No. I've never said 'I Love You' and meant it either. Which living person do you most despise, and why? Dont know Who would you invite to a dream dinner party? J Mascis, Clint Eastwood, Thurston, Iggy Pop... Can't be bothered to think about this now. Which words or phrases do you most overuse? 'Amazing' 'Hillarious' 'Fuck me/you' What is the worst job you’ve ever done? Never done a job. But no, I'm not a preppy little bitch, I'm just too young and lazy If you could edit your past, what would you change? Everything from when I was 9-13, very bad years which I am ashamed of If you could go back in time where would you go? The Old West How do you relax? Do nothing How often do you have sex? Never. Yes, I'm a little too young What single thing would improve the quality of your life? Band What do you consider your greatest achievement? Finding music What keeps you awake at night? Nothing, I always sleep How would you like to be remembered? As the guy who made random stories, like the story of the Interdimensional Lake and The Room of Assimilation What is the most important lesson life has taught you? Not to eat raw coccoa powder. Where would you most like to be right now? Top of the Eiffel Tower, listening to jazz and eating pasta. Tell me a joke. What do you do when a blonde throws a granade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. |
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When were you happiest? The summer of 2006
What is your greatest fear? Losing people What is your earliest memory? I don't know. My sister's first day of school? I was three then. Which living person do you most admire, and why? I don't really have one of those idols really. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? I don't know what that means. What is the trait you most deplore in others? Again, I don't know what that means. What was your most embarrassing moment? Uh. I don't have one. Aside from property, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought? A guitar. What is your most treasured possession? My computer Where would you like to live? Seattle What would your super-power be? Face-melting guitar solos What makes you depressed? The life I'm living What do you most dislike about your appearance? My face Who would play you in a film of your life? Moose, the dog from Frasier. He's dead. What is your most unappealing habit? I attach to people too quickly What is your fantasy costume of choice? Detective What is your guiltiest pleasure? Porn, I suppose What do you owe your parents? A lot of money, time back To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why? Nobody. What does love feel like? The only love I ever felt was the kind that kicks you in the ass and runs away and leaves you there Have you ever said ‘I Love You’ and not meant it? No Which living person do you most despise, and why? Some chick Who would you invite to a dream dinner party? Pavement, Sonic Youth, Beck, Mike D, Jemina Pearl, my friend Katie, finding nobody and schizo and trasher and nicfit Which words or phrases do you most overuse? Hi, Hello, Whatever What is the worst job you’ve ever done? Feed a dog. Dog food is rank. If you could edit your past, what would you change? I'd be born somewhere else If you could go back in time where would you go? Last summer 06 How do you relax? I don't How often do you have sex? Never What single thing would improve the quality of your life? I'd live somewhere else What do you consider your greatest achievement? I don't have one What keeps you awake at night? You How would you like to be remembered? As being awesome and underappreciated What is the most important lesson life has taught you? Everything ends up kicking you in the ass in the end Where would you most like to be right now? Seattle Tell me a joke. No. |
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I'm too lazy to fill this in.
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Don't worry. You're invited to my dream dinner party. Doesn't that say a lot about my personality?
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not sure most likely a childhood christmas What is your greatest fear? getting my dick cut off, What is your earliest memory? moving house when i was about 4 i think, Which living person do you most admire, and why? mark e smith i guess, because hes a cunt, What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? my use/lack of use of grammer What is the trait you most deplore in others? their use of grammer/tendancy to correct the missuse of grammer, What was your most embarrassing moment? eating my own shit for 6 years Aside from property, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought? my breat implants What is your most treasured possession? see above Where would you like to live? cardiff has the best guitar shops ive ever been in so ill say there, What would your super-power be? id be a flithy rich whingy cock face who lives in a cave with no real powers at all, watch out! What makes you depressed? nothing really, What do you most dislike about your appearance? nothing really, Who would play you in a film of your life? bill murray, What is your most unappealing habit? eating my own shit, What is your fantasy costume of choice? dunno What is your guiltiest pleasure? tears for fears? What do you owe your parents? dunno To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why? dunno What does love feel like? gays Have you ever said ‘I Love You’ and not meant it? dunno really i guess so Which living person do you most despise, and why? dunno Who would you invite to a dream dinner party? my friends and family Which words or phrases do you most overuse? dunno i guess What is the worst job you’ve ever done? telesales If you could edit your past, what would you change? dunno If you could go back in time where would you go? san demas high 1985 How do you relax? guiness + superkings gold How often do you have sex? 15 to 30 times a month What single thing would improve the quality of your life? money What do you consider your greatest achievement? dunno What keeps you awake at night? high blood sugar levels How would you like to be remembered? dunno What is the most important lesson life has taught you? when the going gets tough the tough fuck off, Where would you most like to be right now? dunno |
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high school What is your greatest fear? the dark What is your earliest memory? my 2nd or 3rd birthday party Which living person do you most admire, and why? my father, because he is a wonderful, extremely caring, amazing, and hard working man What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? i can be very snobby when it has to do with music, films, clothes, food, etc. What is the trait you most deplore in others? people who are full of themselves What was your most embarrassing moment? cant think of anything at the moment Aside from property, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought? a dolce & gabbana suit What is your most treasured possession? i'm not sure, i care for all of my things Where would you like to live? i dont know, i like living here What would your super-power be? ability to fly What makes you depressed? disease, the homeless, poverty, etc. What do you most dislike about your appearance? my ears Who would play you in a film of your life? i'm not sure. jack black or something. What is your most unappealing habit? i bite my nails What is your fantasy costume of choice? i dont have one What is your guiltiest pleasure? madonna What do you owe your parents? everything To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why? no one What does love feel like? like nothing else. Have you ever said ‘I Love You’ and not meant it? not that i remember Which living person do you most despise, and why? i cant think of a person Who would you invite to a dream dinner party? bob dylan Which words or phrases do you most overuse? shit bitch, rad, sweet, dude, gnarly, nigga What is the worst job you’ve ever done? i like my job If you could edit your past, what would you change? nothing If you could go back in time where would you go? 1960s How do you relax? with friends How often do you have sex? often What single thing would improve the quality of your life? cant think of anything What do you consider your greatest achievement? too many to name What keeps you awake at night? thinking about random stuff How would you like to be remembered? as a caring person who enjoyed everyday of his life What is the most important lesson life has taught you? too many Where would you most like to be right now? right now? sleeping, im tired. Tell me a joke. Hello? Hi Lucy, God bless. Yeah it's me. What? I dont know, I taught that bastard a lesson he'll never forget. What? No, not dead. But he won't be bothering anybody for a while. Yeah, I left him out there. I stomped him. I pulled all his teeth out. But we have a problem. That bastard cashed a bad cheque downstairs and gave you as a reference. They'll be looking for both of you. Yeah I know. You can't judge a book by it's cover... some people are just basically rotten. Well the last thing in the world you want to do is call this hotel again. They'll trace the call and put you straight behind bars. Yeah I'm moving to the tropicana right away... when I get a room I'll let you know which one it is... I gotta get off. They probably have this phone tapped baby... Yeah I know it's horrible but it's all over now. |
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When were you happiest?
i like to think my happiest days are still to come but when i first started college many years ago. What is your greatest fear? losing someone i love. What is your earliest memory? sitting in my pushchair looking at my feet. Which living person do you most admire, and why? a musician (not saying who) What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? taking it too seriously What is the trait you most deplore in others? arrogance. What was your most embarrassing moment? there are so many but recently mumbling my words infront of a room full of strangers. Aside from property, what is the most expensive thing you have ever bought? a guitar. What is your most treasured possession? my heart Where would you like to live? berlin, new york, LA, anywhere outside the uk apart from london. What would your super-power be? the ability to stop time yet still be able to walk around like in the tv show out of this world. What makes you depressed? too much. war, suffering, good things happening to bad people. What do you most dislike about your appearance? lack of hair. Who would play you in a film of your life? jim broadbent. What is your most unappealing habit? smoking, inpatience. What is your fantasy costume of choice? a storm. What is your guiltiest pleasure? southern comfort, cigarettes, beer. What do you owe your parents? i owe my mum a lot and my dad very little. To whom would you most like to say sorry, and why? they know and i mean it. What does love feel like? the best feeling in the world, the ultimate painkiller and the most painful thing in the world too. Have you ever said ‘I Love You’ and not meant it? i dont know. Which living person do you most despise, and why? robert mugabe and the bush administration (not one person but still) Who would you invite to a dream dinner party? william buroughs, andy warhol, one of my old college tutors, bill hicks. Which words or phrases do you most overuse? oh man, yeah, you know what i mean, know what i am saying. What is the worst job you’ve ever done? clean tower blocks in leeds. If you could edit your past, what would you change? when i was 19 i did something i really wished i hadnt so that. If you could go back in time where would you go? 60's/70's new york or ancient rome. How do you relax? whats that? How often do you have sex? in my mind often. What single thing would improve the quality of your life? peace of mind What do you consider your greatest achievement? being alive. What keeps you awake at night? where do i start! How would you like to be remembered? being remembered is enough. What is the most important lesson life has taught you? not to regret and be as happy as possible. Where would you most like to be right now? in a forrest. Tell me a joke. whats blue and has sex with grannies? me in my lucky blue suit.
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