[artsygrrl]

Share a funny story about something your partner/spouse said or did.
This one still cracks me up:
I recently got a call from my brother in Calif. He told me that he has prostrate cancer. When I hung up I was upset. My bf says, what's the matter honey? I say, my brother's got prostrate cancer. He gives me a big hug and says, Awwww....have you had yours checked lately? I could NOT stop laughing. He was completely serious.
I'm a GRRRRRRLLLL.

[floatingslowly]

my wife has Tourette's, or at least, she wishes that she had it.

if she has a sense for what's appropriate, she doesn't care.

"THIS IS NOT THE HI-LO." I always say.

she's also The World's Worst Driver (13 years in a row). a trip with her isn't the same without a few stomps on my imaginary break.

[ploesj]

we've only been together for five weeks or so. it's all sunshine and rainbows so far.

[ploesj]

sorry to hear about your brother having prostate cancer btw.

[gmku]

Having been married umpteen years, I have a million of them. One of my favorites goes back to when we were still baby lovers, not even engaged yet, and we'd gone to see Halloween right after it came out. My gf was pretty frightened throughout, squeezing my wrists, hiding her face, etc. Finally, in one of those last scenes in the house with Jamie Lee Curtis when the guy starts to get up again after being knocked down, my gf couldn't take it anymore--got up out of her seat and went running from the theater out onto the street. I stayed for the rest of the movie.

Not really very funny, but just kind of cute. She was never pissed that I didn't come out after her either.

[gmku]

On one of our very first dates, we were back in her apt listening to records and she put on the white album. We got so scared during Rev #9 that we had to turn the record off and double lock the doors. We weren't even stoned or high.

[greedrex]

Originally Posted by ploesj

we've only been together for five weeks or so. it's all sunshine and rainbows so far.

cute

[ploesj]

Originally Posted by greedrex

cute

yeah now we are 'the cute couple with the weird last names'. later we'll turn into 'the couple with the weird last names'.

[atsonicpark]

Or the couple with the weird last name? (no pluralization)

[ploesj]

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Or the couple with the weird last name? (no pluralization)

naah i'd rather keep mine. my dad already made the joke: if you ever get married, better practise before with the priest or it might turn into a tongue-twister'.

i have a french-spanish sounding last name, his is greek.

[notyourfiend]

My gf is so awesome. She is seriously the most intelligent person I have ever met....I have so many stories that demonstrate this. She also has the kindness heart and is so incredibly creative. But what turns me on the most about her is how badass she can become. She has a second degree black belt and used to be a ranked competitive martial artist. Although my gf usually shy and concerned about making good impressions, if somebody does something messed up she will make it known that she can (and will) totally fuck you up. One example of this is when a former roommate of mine brought this kid over to our house who proceeded to make extremely narcissistic and offensive comments throughout the whole night. At one point he took it a step too far. She smashed a beer bottle against the table and held the broken end in front of his face, telling him that if he said anything else she would totally fuck him up. At that point, he shut up. I love what a tuff chick she is!

[amerikangod]

I'm happily single right now, but an ex-girlfriend of mine whom I am still good friends with always made me particularly happy with her 'don't take shit from no one' attitude. If anyone pissed her off in the slightest she'd give them hell. Once, at a Lightning Bolt show, the douche that organized the show had his interns act as a 'safety crew', forming a protective ring around the band as they performed. This didn't do a god damn thing except piss everybody off, especially since some of the interns took there task way too seriously. She focused on one of them in particular. She kept jabbing him in the ribs, and then finally she decided to just hock a big fucking loogie right on the back of his neck. When he turned around in disbelief she stared him down intensely, called him something, and was just like "WHAT."

If we weren't at a Lightning Bolt show I'd have fucked her in the ass right there.

I can kind of only date chicks that grew up in New York. All of the transplants that move here just aren't tough enough.

[girlgun]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

my wife has Tourette's, or at least, she wishes that she had it.

if she has a sense for what's appropriate, she doesn't care.

"THIS IS NOT THE HI-LO." I always say.

she's also The World's Worst Driver (13 years in a row). a trip with her isn't the same without a few stomps on my imaginary break.

really? that's the best you can do?

do you want me to play this game? i'm good at this game.

Originally Posted by amerikangod

I'm happily single right now, but an ex-girlfriend of mine whom I am still good friends with always made me particularly happy with her 'don't take shit from no one' attitude. If anyone pissed her off in the slightest she'd give them hell. Once, at a Lightning Bolt show, the douche that organized the show had his interns act as a 'safety crew', forming a protective ring around the band as they performed. This didn't do a god damn thing except piss everybody off, especially since some of the interns took there task way too seriously. She focused on one of them in particular. She kept jabbing him in the ribs, and then finally she decided to just hock a big fucking loogie right on the back of his neck. When he turned around in disbelief she stared him down intensely, called him something, and was just like "WHAT."

If we weren't at a Lightning Bolt show I'd have fucked her in the ass right there.

I can kind of only date chicks that grew up in New York. All of the transplants that move here just aren't tough enough.

your ex-girlfriend sounds like the average annoying bulldog-dyke to me.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by girlgun

really? that's the best you can do?

do you want me to play this game? i'm good at this game.

learn to read the OP (in a nice way).

I don't doubt yr witching ways, yr evilness.

[Satan]

Originally Posted by amerikangod

I can kind of only date chicks that grew up in New York. All of the transplants that move here just aren't tough enough.

fuck you


my boyfriend is the best person in the whole wide world
let me think of an anecdote

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by sarramkrop

your ex-girlfriend sounds like the average annoying bulldog-dyke to me.

Ha ha, trust me, if she were I'd have had no interest. I can't stand bulldog dykes. She was very different in that she had nothing to prove to anyone. She's also very feminine. Versus bulldog. She's just a chick that grew up in the Bronx.

[amerikangod]

Originally Posted by Satan

fuck you

Fight me and prove otherwise.

[Lamont Cranston]

I have no partner D:

[Satan]

Originally Posted by amerikangod

Fight me and prove otherwise.

i own guns, i don't need to fight


i've decided i'm not going to bore everyone with an anecdote. 8 inches of cock is enough.