random things you have done in your existence

Massenvernichtungswaffen · 10.10.2006, 10:58 AM

share some stories. I'll go last.

sonicl · 10.10.2006, 11:04 AM

I've sailed across the English Channel four times in a tall ship.

One like this:

Inhuman · 10.10.2006, 11:20 AM

Once I went to a farm and learned how a cow is milked

pao-lino · 10.10.2006, 11:44 AM

I cycled all around corse with my father. tour de corse. I was 14.

Inhuman · 10.10.2006, 11:53 AM

One time I watched larry king. It was alright, I don't see anything special though

Disgruntled Youth · 10.10.2006, 11:55 AM

I destroyed classrooms in a public school.

nicfit · 10.10.2006, 12:01 PM

i saved a boy who wanted to commit suicide from the roof of my school.
sadly enough 2 years later he drawned in a lake during summer vacations.
nowadays three birches planted in the school's garden commemorate his existence.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 10.10.2006, 01:01 PM

I ate mushrooms everyday (sometimes twice a day) for two and a half weeks. people speak of mushrooms having some kind of tolerance like acid, but I can assure you, they are ALL mistaken.

porkmarras · 10.10.2006, 01:43 PM

I fed and stared at some pigeons even though i hate those creatures.

smothered · 10.10.2006, 01:48 PM

here's a move i occasionally pull during the summer:

there's this campground near my house and when i drive home from work at 3am i lay on the horn as i drive by all the tents & trailers.

i know, what a dick.

HaydenAsche · 10.10.2006, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smothered

here's a move i occasionally pull during the summer:

there's this campground near my house and when i drive home from work at 3am i lay on the horn as i drive by all the tents & trailers.

i know, what a dick.

I went skateboarding at a skatepark in the middle of a bunch of tents during this huge local music festival at 4 AM. It was wonderful. Some bitch came out and started yelling and I just told her to be quiet or she'd wake up the other campers.

Пятхъдесят Шест · 10.10.2006, 02:06 PM

I've been to a World Series game.

DemonBox · 10.10.2006, 02:12 PM

I have consumed two fish-eyes, and it's not that bad.

!@#$%! · 10.10.2006, 02:20 PM

do you want us to tell you things at random?

or do you want us to tell you things we've done "randomly" as kinda like in a misunderstanding of the existentialist's "free action"?

well??

touch me i'm sick · 10.10.2006, 02:34 PM

i stole little boy suspenders from the lsot and found at a dance studio. some little kid out there is probably very upset.

TheDom · 10.10.2006, 02:46 PM

I wrote $1,000,000 really big on a poster board, put an old suite on and knocked on people's doors telling them they won $1,000,000. Got it all on film too.

Inhuman · 10.10.2006, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor

The following is 100% true:

I had a good friend who was engaged to this girl named Jennifer. She called off their engagement and informed my friend that she was seeing another guy. She was in medical school at the time and she was messing around with some foreign guy who was here studying to be a doctor.

My friend moved from here up to College Station, Texas. At the time, he was a fulltime employee of the United States Postal Service, but the only opening where he was moving to was a rural part-time carrier. They told him that after a few months, they would probably have a fulltime position available for him. A few months came and went and he was still part-time. To help make ends meet, he got a part-time job at Target. I'm not sure why (it sure wasn't money), but he loved working at Target and gave up the Post Office to go full-time with Target. He loved working there.

A year or so later, he found out that his old girlfriend was now engaged to this foreign doctor. Their wedding shower was going to take place in Florida. They were registered at Target and my friend started checking their registry every few days.......this is when things started to get good.

Each time he would check the registry, he would scan an item and scanning it would remove the item from their "want list." He did this for over a two week period and single handily removed just about every item on the list. Of course, all the friends and family who were going to attended the shower......they were unable to find anything to purchase from the "want list" on the registry.

The big day came and when it came time to open the presents at the bridal shower, no one had anything from the list. OH - the people attending showed up with some sort of gifts (mostly gift cards), but no one had the actually things they wanted.

My friend ended up getting fired and it's one of the best stories that I know of

Hey Jennifer - if you somehow end up reading this......

haha nice, totally worth it. Good read!

Oh and TheDom, you should make a YSI link for the videos, that would be interesting to watch

TheDom · 10.10.2006, 03:02 PM

I don't think I can.

I only have it on VHS and I don't think I could ever figure out how to record it on the computer.

Inhuman · 10.10.2006, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDom

I don't think I can.

I only have it on VHS and I don't think I could ever figure out how to record it on the computer.

aah, that's a drag. maybe pookie will set up a Mix Tapes: Video Edition.

TheDom · 10.10.2006, 03:06 PM

haha that would be ace

You could watch my 7th grade box office smash hit "Alien Warship Part 1"

10.10.2006, 10:58 AM	#1
Massenvernichtungswaffen stalker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: On a large piece of rock in the Ocean Posts: 403	share some stories. I'll go last. __________________ Jeg kysser katastrofer.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

10.10.2006, 11:04 AM	#2
sonicl invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 9,527	I've sailed across the English Channel four times in a tall ship. One like this:
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

10.10.2006, 11:20 AM	#3
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	Once I went to a farm and learned how a cow is milked
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

10.10.2006, 11:44 AM	#4
pao-lino bad moon rising Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 200	I cycled all around corse with my father. tour de corse. I was 14.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

10.10.2006, 11:53 AM	#5
Inhuman invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Montreal Posts: 5,807	One time I watched larry king. It was alright, I don't see anything special though
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

10.10.2006, 11:55 AM	#6
Disgruntled Youth the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: I'm sitting right beside you Posts: 839	I destroyed classrooms in a public school. __________________ Duppy know a who fi Frighten "Drink Guinness & live, Hate Guinness & die" Lee "Scratch" Perry
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

10.10.2006, 12:01 PM	#7
nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	i saved a boy who wanted to commit suicide from the roof of my school. sadly enough 2 years later he drawned in a lake during summer vacations. nowadays three birches planted in the school's garden commemorate his existence. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

10.10.2006, 01:01 PM	#8
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	I ate mushrooms everyday (sometimes twice a day) for two and a half weeks. people speak of mushrooms having some kind of tolerance like acid, but I can assure you, they are ALL mistaken. __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

10.10.2006, 01:43 PM	#9
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	I fed and stared at some pigeons even though i hate those creatures. __________________
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

10.10.2006, 01:48 PM	#10
smothered empty page Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: canadian maritimes Posts: 23	here's a move i occasionally pull during the summer: there's this campground near my house and when i drive home from work at 3am i lay on the horn as i drive by all the tents & trailers. i know, what a dick.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

10.10.2006, 02:06 PM	#12
Пятхъдесят Шест invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha, Nebraska, USA Posts: 3,063	I've been to a World Series game.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

10.10.2006, 02:12 PM	#13
DemonBox the end of the ugly Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Norway Posts: 840	I have consumed two fish-eyes, and it's not that bad.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

10.10.2006, 02:20 PM	#14
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,564	do you want us to tell you things at random? or do you want us to tell you things we've done "randomly" as kinda like in a misunderstanding of the existentialist's "free action"? well??
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

10.10.2006, 02:34 PM	#15
touch me i'm sick expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,936	i stole little boy suspenders from the lsot and found at a dance studio. some little kid out there is probably very upset.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

10.10.2006, 02:46 PM	#16
TheDom expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Nashville. Posts: 1,924	I wrote $1,000,000 really big on a poster board, put an old suite on and knocked on people's doors telling them they won $1,000,000. Got it all on film too.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

10.10.2006, 03:02 PM	#18
TheDom expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Nashville. Posts: 1,924	I don't think I can. I only have it on VHS and I don't think I could ever figure out how to record it on the computer.
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|

10.10.2006, 03:06 PM	#20
TheDom expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Nashville. Posts: 1,924	haha that would be ace You could watch my 7th grade box office smash hit "Alien Warship Part 1"
	\|QUOTE AND REPLY\|