[floatingslowly]

how did you get deleted??

lol

[SpaceCadetHayden]

WHY AM I NOT MOD?

I vote flotso and nik be made mods.

[SpaceCadetHayden]

Rise up! Let your opinion be known.

[SpaceCadetHayden]

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

if elected mod i shall rule with an iron fist. i will put the proles to work in the water mines, and make sacrifice of a hundred newly registered noobs to the gods. verily, under my divine rule, all nirvana threads will be banished to the netherworld, anyone caught quoting a post and then simply adding the word 'this' shall be burnt at the fucking stake.

oMg!1111 ^^^^this!!!

yessss

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

how can i get deleted?

HOW GODDAMIT?

kill yourself.

lol

as mod, I promise to be:
fair, but heavy-handed
freedom-loving, but a total fascist
forceful, but kind

vote floatingslowly. vote for deletion.

[SYRFox]

Originally Posted by kinnikpasswordforgetter

i'd fuckin own as a mod

i'd be troll, but fair

srsly tho - chabib obviously cant be fucked with this board since he's got better things to do and doesn't post or respond to emails.

why not make floso and me into mods?

hell i've had four accounts, and am loved by all (except the many people who bitterly hate me after my excessive trolling)

we're sensitive enough not to but up with any hideously offensive racism/sexism/homophobia and sane enough to not abuse our powers. if we do he can come and unmod us.

if u want nik and floso to be mods POST HERE.

when we get enough of you we'll start an email campaign and chabib will have to listen, brutal dictator that he is, his heart as cold as stone, it shall be moved by the plight of his people.

you get my vote man!

[floatingslowly]

as a caveat, I must add that I only wish to moderate non-sonics and to be able to delete users from sonic-sharing.

my qualifixations:

years of admin.php experience
three message boards purged of filth
countless deleted users
skilled at ip bans
internet detective - senior class
I love sonic youth
I can be paid with photocopies of kim's panties

fuck the vote! fix the polls!

[_slavo_]

this forum has reached the next level of low.

[floatingslowly]

which is exactly why we need mods.

it's full of chinese_infiltrators, busted indie-credulists, prick-snobbery and whingebeasts.

once the inquisitorial fire sets them all to burn, you will no longer be forced into some sort of gold-tinted nostalgia for the glory days of SyG; days when art, philosophy and gosh darnit, plain ol' higher ideals were free to roam like grazing cattle, feeding upon the verdant fields of sonic minds.

you see, only through sonic deth may we achieve sonic life. and so forth. etc etc. next level.

[EVOLghost]

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

internet detective - senior class
!

fantastic qualification.
You sir. have my vote.

but of course, it's useless, since the polls are fixed.

[floatingslowly]

Originally Posted by Mr.Deleted

I think "Tyler, the creator" is a mod.

look, I know that you're a bit of a dramafiend and you like to troll people into emotional responses (who doesn't) but if you didn't ask to be deleted (again) you have a right to be pissed.

however, considering how many times you HAVE asked for deletion, maybe chabidddy is just being proactive.

what gives?

should I be afraid to say that I only like SOME OFWGkTa??

[floatingslowly]

IP's don't lie. chaboob wouldn't have deleted random georgiahomeboy X.

you're swa(y), swa. obviously, my partner, kinkypasswordprotector has sussed you out. be a man and come clean. we're all pals here, gu(y).

[floatingslowly]

that's the most accurate and truthful depiction of floatingslowly ever given. the pain it brings to my joy sensors would make a cenobite cry. I'm crying right now. the tears are staining my touchpad and dripping down to my freshly shaven nether region where pubic hairs are trimmed like topiary into bratslavian faireytale figures brought to life.

by the prickling of my thumbs something wicked....wow that's a cool truck.

[SpaceCadetHayden]

Nice way to try and get noticed sway. pretend your a new user. everyone remembers your shit sway. EVERYONE REMEMBERS.

Go listen to Nirvana somewhere.

[SpaceCadetHayden]

 

[SpaceCadetHayden]

CHABIB obviously traced your ip, sway. he knows it's you. that's why you were deleted again.

It won't be long now. Carbob's hound bots are hot on your trail. they are relaying messages to him now. soon enough, you will be vanished. disappeared. no one will question it.

[SpaceCadetHayden]

 

[SpaceCadetHayden]

 

We couldn't have done it without you.

[SpaceCadetHayden]

you are bad at troll. worse than me.

fortune.com/4/

[Inhuman]

If SYG was a party, Mr.Deleted would be the roudy, prematurely drunk person yelling at everyone.