Who Would You Rather Churn Pookie With?

✌➬ · 09.21.2008, 08:53 PM

Poll on the way...

StevOK · 09.21.2008, 08:56 PM

Melly.

✌➬ · 09.21.2008, 09:03 PM

Obvious choice Melly.

terriblecanyons · 09.21.2008, 09:05 PM

I picked Cantankerous, just cause.
I really don't know why.

Everyneurotic · 09.21.2008, 10:52 PM

this thread is confusing.

_slavo_ · 09.22.2008, 02:08 AM

What does "churn" stand for?

MellySingsDoom · 09.22.2008, 08:39 AM

_slavo_ - Churn = sex.

Hmm, nice to see I'm winning this poll at the moment. I'm sure Pookie will be, um, thrilled by the great SYG public voting to me to give him a good bothering.

By the way, I voted for !@#$%!.

floatingslowly · 09.22.2008, 08:51 AM

so....let me see if I've got this right...you want to know WHO people would like to fuck Pookie with?

like a puppet?

is that what fuckmuppet means?

MellySingsDoom · 09.22.2008, 08:52 AM

floatingslowly - that could be an alternative description of "fuckmuppet", for sure. Get that meaning copyrighted now!

floatingslowly · 09.22.2008, 09:08 AM

are fuckmuppets remote controlled?

do you have to be in the same room with it as it fucks Pookie?

this would effect my decision to vote or not.

if I can, say, push a few buttons and have !@#$%! rape Pookie in an alley (but not have to be there to watch), I could see me voting.

please advise.

MellySingsDoom · 09.22.2008, 09:48 AM

fs - feed a fuckmuppet with enough alcohol. strap a cell phone to their head, and then relay instructions to them from the comfort of your own home. Some mild hypnosis treatment on the f.m. beforehand would be beneficial too. Before you know it, fuckmuppets all over the land will be laying siege to Pookie Towers.

floatingslowly · 09.22.2008, 09:58 AM

I see you've done this before. I'll be downloading the schematics this evening.

do you think that it's possible to implant suggestion within a post? I don't think that the board supports hard scripts, but I really don't want to have to actually talk to people.

Code:

!@#$%! + Pookie = 8=>(*), 8=> (*), 8=>(*)

also: it would be in poor taste to abuse emmAH like so, and good luck cracking 'tanky's code, you sick fucks that voted to use them.

Cantankerous · 09.22.2008, 10:01 AM

i'll just stand there and laugh while pookies intestines prolapse and fall out his ass.

floatingslowly · 09.22.2008, 10:06 AM

wow. I just had a flashback from Lair of the White Worm.

do you own a big spikey strap-on?

Cantankerous · 09.22.2008, 10:07 AM

no.

i'm not doing any of the work either. i will literally just be sittijng in a chair observing.

floatingslowly · 09.22.2008, 10:09 AM

yes, but, you voted to use yrself to do it.

do you have a clone?

MellySingsDoom · 09.22.2008, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

i'll just stand there and laugh while pookies intestines prolapse and fall out his ass.

I''ll be sharing Pringles and whiskey with all and sundry whilst this beautiful moment happens.

Cantankerous · 09.22.2008, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

yes, but, you voted to use yrself to do it.

do you have a clone?

somewhere in a closet.

floatingslowly · 09.22.2008, 10:16 AM

that's some freaky-deaky shit, man.

I'm intensely jealous.

EMMAh · 09.22.2008, 12:55 PM

I'm standing by my vote, Pookie should churn with himself.

View Poll Results: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Porky	1	7.69%
123451+Shift	2	15.38%
Cantankerous	2	15.38%
Pookie	1	7.69%
Pookie	0	0%
Emmah	2	15.38%
!@#$%!	1	7.69%
Melly	2	15.38%
Melly	1	7.69%
Pookie	1	7.69%
Voters: 13. You may not vote on this poll

09.21.2008, 08:53 PM	#1
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09.21.2008, 08:56 PM	#2
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09.21.2008, 09:03 PM	#3
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09.21.2008, 09:05 PM	#4
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09.22.2008, 02:08 AM	#6
_slavo_ invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ðîññèÿ Posts: 10,907	What does "churn" stand for? __________________ you're the boy that can enjoy invisibility
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09.22.2008, 08:39 AM	#7
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	_slavo_ - Churn = sex. Hmm, nice to see I'm winning this poll at the moment. I'm sure Pookie will be, um, thrilled by the great SYG public voting to me to give him a good bothering. By the way, I voted for !@#$%!. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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09.22.2008, 08:51 AM	#8
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	so....let me see if I've got this right...you want to know WHO people would like to fuck Pookie with? like a puppet? is that what fuckmuppet means?
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09.22.2008, 08:52 AM	#9
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	floatingslowly - that could be an alternative description of "fuckmuppet", for sure. Get that meaning copyrighted now! __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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09.22.2008, 09:08 AM	#10
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	are fuckmuppets remote controlled? do you have to be in the same room with it as it fucks Pookie? this would effect my decision to vote or not. if I can, say, push a few buttons and have !@#$%! rape Pookie in an alley (but not have to be there to watch), I could see me voting. please advise.
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09.22.2008, 09:48 AM	#11
MellySingsDoom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 8,662	fs - feed a fuckmuppet with enough alcohol. strap a cell phone to their head, and then relay instructions to them from the comfort of your own home. Some mild hypnosis treatment on the f.m. beforehand would be beneficial too. Before you know it, fuckmuppets all over the land will be laying siege to Pookie Towers. __________________ Snow on Easter Sunday - Jesus Christ in reverse.
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09.22.2008, 09:58 AM	#12
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I see you've done this before. I'll be downloading the schematics this evening. do you think that it's possible to implant suggestion within a post? I don't think that the board supports hard scripts, but I really don't want to have to actually talk to people. Code: !@#$%! + Pookie = 8=>(), 8=> (), 8=>(*) also: it would be in poor taste to abuse emmAH like so, and good luck cracking 'tanky's code, you sick fucks that voted to use them.
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09.22.2008, 10:01 AM	#13
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	i'll just stand there and laugh while pookies intestines prolapse and fall out his ass. __________________ RETIRED
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09.22.2008, 10:06 AM	#14
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	wow. I just had a flashback from Lair of the White Worm. do you own a big spikey strap-on?
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09.22.2008, 10:07 AM	#15
Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	no. i'm not doing any of the work either. i will literally just be sittijng in a chair observing. __________________ RETIRED
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09.22.2008, 10:09 AM	#16
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	yes, but, you voted to use yrself to do it. do you have a clone?
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09.22.2008, 10:16 AM	#19
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	that's some freaky-deaky shit, man. I'm intensely jealous.
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09.22.2008, 12:55 PM	#20
EMMAh invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 5,433	I'm standing by my vote, Pookie should churn with himself. __________________
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