05.24.2006, 11:38 AM | #1 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 7,409
|
These are pickup lines that I have used, guaranteed not to work.
|
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
05.24.2006, 11:39 AM | #2 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: London - UK
Posts: 14,313
|
Class!
|
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
05.24.2006, 11:42 AM | #3 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: psycho battery
Posts: 12,161
|
hey baby, wanna meet the band?
|
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
05.24.2006, 11:42 AM | #4 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Singapore
Posts: 3,791
|
You must be feeling really bruised now...
__________________
Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
05.24.2006, 11:44 AM | #5 | |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 6,356
|
Quote:
Saying hi is the worst pick up line... Girls think yr a freak when you do that... atleast when I did it.
__________________
666 |
|
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
05.24.2006, 11:53 AM | #6 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: mars attacks
Posts: 42,564
|
talking about your ex is always a winner
ha ha ha |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
05.24.2006, 11:55 AM | #7 | |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 7,409
|
Quote:
I'm frustrated, so much so that I am giving into asexual feelings. I'm not really talking about any ex's. These are all girls that I failed to get with. My ex picked me up actually. |
|
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
05.24.2006, 11:57 AM | #8 | |
the end of the ugly
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 840
|
Quote:
Great post. |
|
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
05.24.2006, 12:03 PM | #9 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Singapore
Posts: 3,791
|
But you're posting classically... I can practically feel the desperation dripping from your post... Wit.
EDIT: You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SpectralJulianIsNotDead again.
__________________
Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
05.24.2006, 12:11 PM | #10 | |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 7,409
|
Quote:
Yeah, that is something I'd do given the opportunity. |
|
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
05.24.2006, 12:18 PM | #11 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Los Angeles
Posts: 5,515
|
"Hi" is the only thing that's every worked for me. But never when I want it to.
|
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
05.24.2006, 12:18 PM | #12 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 7,409
|
Oooh, here is another one I forgot
|
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
05.24.2006, 12:20 PM | #13 | |
the end of the ugly
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 840
|
Quote:
That's it man, you're getting repped. |
|
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
05.24.2006, 12:20 PM | #14 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Singapore
Posts: 3,791
|
heheh
__________________
Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
05.24.2006, 12:21 PM | #15 |
the end of the ugly
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 840
|
noooo...
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SpectralJulianIsNotDead again. |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
05.24.2006, 12:26 PM | #16 | |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 12,664
|
"Do you know how heavy a polar bear is?"
"No." "Me neither, but it breaks the ice". This will either work so well you will be in debt to me till you're 60, or it fails heroically and badly. There is no inbetween with this line.
__________________
Message boards are the last vestige of the spent masturbator, still intent on wasting time in some neg-heroic fashion. Be damned all who sail here. Quote:
|
|
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
05.24.2006, 12:28 PM | #17 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Singapore
Posts: 3,791
|
If i was a girl, i'd fall for that one.
__________________
Sab Kuch Tick Tock Hai |
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
05.24.2006, 12:29 PM | #18 | |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 12,664
|
You need a bit of panache though. Your average football-type couldn't do it. It sounds to much like a pick-up line. You need the English gent thing. Or the generic gentlemanly thing. It is good. But it is difficult to pull off.
__________________
Message boards are the last vestige of the spent masturbator, still intent on wasting time in some neg-heroic fashion. Be damned all who sail here. Quote:
|
|
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
05.24.2006, 12:40 PM | #19 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: mars attacks
Posts: 42,564
|
all these studied methods are impracticable for the more primitive among us. i'd say just approach w/ steady gaze & grab her ass.
|
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |
05.24.2006, 12:46 PM | #20 |
invito al cielo
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 7,409
|
Some more.
|
|QUOTE AND REPLY| |