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My neighbour at uni is the single most irritating person on this planet.
1. He whistles CONSTANTLY, and I can always hear. It infuriates me. 2. His room smells unbelievably foul, and the smell permeates into both the bathroom and the kitchen. 3. He is on my course and always come knocking on my door asking dumb questions. 4. He comes in without knocking 5. He's a fucking dick personality wise Do you have annoying neighbours??? I do and it SUCKS.
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I think if kissing someone could make them pregnant
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have had all of them i think, but thankfully things are a lot better now. ocasional crying baby but nothing too bad.
it wont be for much longer will it lucy?
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im an annoying neighbour.
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Not too much longer, Christmas holidays start tomorrow, and that gives me 6 weeks free, but then I'm movcing back into halls
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Which uni do you go to?
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one of my friend's neighours are insane. They have young kids around 8 or 9 and whenever I sleep over, I hear them through the wall screaming "please stop! Pleassee" and then some non-understandable yelling, and then more crying. I feel sorry for my friend because he has to put up with it.
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That's horrible! In my old flat we lived above this weird dude and his ancient, blind, basically crippled aunt. We phone the police on him so many times because he was obviously beating her up, but nothing ever really happened...
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Oooh intriguing. What do you study?
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I'm doing Classics. The course is actually pretty good but the city sucks, and the majority of people I've met here are tossers. Coming from London I'm so used to be able to go out to places that are actually decent, 'cause there's so much to do there, but here there's nothing that really appeals to me...
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Harold Bishop
that man makes me violently ill.
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my neighbors spend all time arguing, shouting, every morning i have to support them fighting, and in the nights I (sometimes) listen them having sex because my bedroom is above of them, it's just sick, I hate them.
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Send it back to them. Put a sex sample on repeat for an entire night.
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Mine began to hammer and bore at 8:15 am and therefore stole me 15 minutes of sleep. Although it's legal to do this on saturdays, I was a bit angry at them. Actually they are pretty annoying, because he is the notorious handyman.
And, if I am at my girlfriend's place I can hear a woman moan every day at about 11:30 pm. But that's more funny, than annoying, in fact. |
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4. He comes in without knocking
thats the clincher....... anyone who does that deserves a verbal lashing of the abuse kind. its a bit creepy o be honest going into a girls flat/apt/room/house without knocking. fuck him (not physically) and berate him for doing this. breaching privacy is a crime yknow!!! well, berate him if u are sure he is not gonna cause you any harm, dont put yourself in danger, its not worth it. or give him something to look at! something which will embarrass/ disgust him soo much that he wont bother you again... when we (me and my wife) had a flat in dublin years ago, there was a flat opposite that used to stare (the person not the building) into our front room soo much it was annoying, i like natural light so i didnt wany the blinds closed permanantly. i got pissed off one day so i decided to take a intsamatic photo of myself, cross the road, knock on his door and hand it to him and then say "now, quit yr staring". about an hour later he knocked on mine and handed it back to me and said " thanks, im done with that now!"... we moved out of there 2 weeks later... people are strange! |
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I've had it pretty good so far.
My neighbor to the right is super-cool and very nice, and my neighbors to the left are nice too (they're a little trashy, but basically good people). The worst thing any of them do is leave their front light on all night long every single night on the side of our house that we sleep on. That's pretty annoying, but nothing worth starting a war over. Any other fans of the ultimate bad-neighbor tapes "Shut Up Little Man," featuring the immortal Raymond and Peter? When that stuff first surfaced I could not stop laughing! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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worst neighbour i had was the one who did a lot of diy at 6.30am. even on sunday it was awful with banging and hammering, drilling and general noise. the topper came when he broke through my wall after hammering a little too hard. thank god i moved out.
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