Thread for unfunny people.

phoenix · 08.12.2009, 06:38 AM

I am totally unfunny.

the funny parts are accidents.

atsonicpark · 08.12.2009, 06:38 AM

I just wrote a poem

Sitting alone with a gun in one hand
In the other, a rising sun
Yes, actually holding onto the sun itself but it's not even burning my hand
So, I decided to take that sun and use it for something good
I lost something very important to me in the process
So, I waste my time now
I sit and think of what I lost and what I'm losing but don't worry about what I will lose more of
The elements of control: the potential to lose what I've already lost
I make feature length movies with the shadows from my hands.
My best friend is a dead deer mounted on the wall
With a cigarette in its mouth that I light for show
I'm actually wiring a system that makes the cigarette blow smoke
If I had acquaintances to come over, they'd marvel at its wonder
My acquaintances won't come over, though
Despite my shadow-hand movies and smoking dead deer heads
I think the sun alienates them
I've been spending too much with it
Caressing it solar center
When it feels sexy, it slips in solar eclipse
The beauty of ionized metals is far beyond the grasp of simple human minds, you know
It's like a catterpillar turning into a butterfly
Or a slow peel-back of the tiny mouths on the flaky enamel ceiling above their rotting heads
See, I grew old when I was young
From staring into that sun
So now I can be young forever
I don't need anyone else

TheFoxBen · 08.12.2009, 07:01 AM

floatingslowly · 08.12.2009, 11:31 AM

unfunny haha or unfunny strange?

ps: I agree. it's wood, alright.

TheFoxBen · 08.12.2009, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

unfunny haha or unfunny strange?

I don't see the difference, sir.

I would say both.

joe11121 · 08.12.2009, 01:34 PM

I'm not funny.

pbradley · 08.12.2009, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

unfunny haha or unfunny strange?

ps: I agree. it's wood, alright.

Get the fuck out of this thread!

SYRFox · 08.12.2009, 05:02 PM

Here I am.

EVOLghost · 08.12.2009, 05:04 PM

rock you like a hurricane.

artsygrrl · 08.12.2009, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by milkbubble

let's play funny not funny

Hahahahah...are you funny, or what? <3

TheFoxBen · 08.12.2009, 05:19 PM

Talking about (un)funny people, has anyone seen the new Judd Apatow movie, Funny People ? I'm planning to see it when it's being released in Belgium (in October...)

SYRFox · 08.12.2009, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheFoxBen

Talking about (un)funny people, has anyone seen the new Judd Apatow movie, Funny People ? I'm planning to see it when it's being released in Belgium (in October...)

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN THIS THREAD WAS JUST A TRAP

pbradley · 08.12.2009, 05:35 PM

TheFoxBen is a viral marketing agent!

Run to the hills!

SYRFox · 08.12.2009, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pbradley

TheFoxBen is a viral marketing agent!

Run to the hills!

Do you mean he promotes items with anthrax or some shit?

chrome noise tape · 08.12.2009, 05:40 PM

better don't run to the hills or you will find Mr Milky - the cat

dirty bunny · 08.12.2009, 05:42 PM

run to the hills
run for your liiiiife

TheFoxBen · 08.12.2009, 05:43 PM

Hi. I'm Judd Apatow, my movie is very funny and Seth Rogen is starring in it, EVERYBODY LOVES SETH ROGEN ! Go see my movie, you will laugh and you will learn about life. Also, it has Adam Sandler and Eric Bana (yes, the guy from Munich. Remember, if you get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in Munich !)

(don't forget to take part in the contest in order to get a role in my next movie, because it's the only you'll get since you're a bunch of unknown motherfuckers).

DeadDiscoDildo · 08.12.2009, 05:47 PM

I just came into this thread, to say I don't belong in it ;-)

stu666 · 08.12.2009, 05:50 PM

the funniest things tend to be things that are not funny, like being so bad it's good.

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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I just wrote a poem Sitting alone with a gun in one hand In the other, a rising sun Yes, actually holding onto the sun itself but it's not even burning my hand So, I decided to take that sun and use it for something good I lost something very important to me in the process So, I waste my time now I sit and think of what I lost and what I'm losing but don't worry about what I will lose more of The elements of control: the potential to lose what I've already lost I make feature length movies with the shadows from my hands. My best friend is a dead deer mounted on the wall With a cigarette in its mouth that I light for show I'm actually wiring a system that makes the cigarette blow smoke If I had acquaintances to come over, they'd marvel at its wonder My acquaintances won't come over, though Despite my shadow-hand movies and smoking dead deer heads I think the sun alienates them I've been spending too much with it Caressing it solar center When it feels sexy, it slips in solar eclipse The beauty of ionized metals is far beyond the grasp of simple human minds, you know It's like a catterpillar turning into a butterfly Or a slow peel-back of the tiny mouths on the flaky enamel ceiling above their rotting heads See, I grew old when I was young From staring into that sun So now I can be young forever I don't need anyone else __________________
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	unfunny haha or unfunny strange? ps: I agree. it's wood, alright.
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TheFoxBen expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: The land of fries and mussels Posts: 1,366	Talking about (un)funny people, has anyone seen the new Judd Apatow movie, Funny People ? I'm planning to see it when it's being released in Belgium (in October...) __________________
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dirty bunny expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: oh, why Texas actually Posts: 1,680	run to the hills run for your liiiiife __________________ kiss me kiss me in the shadow of a doubt
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TheFoxBen expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: The land of fries and mussels Posts: 1,366	Hi. I'm Judd Apatow, my movie is very funny and Seth Rogen is starring in it, EVERYBODY LOVES SETH ROGEN ! Go see my movie, you will laugh and you will learn about life. Also, it has Adam Sandler and Eric Bana (yes, the guy from Munich. Remember, if you get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in Munich !) (don't forget to take part in the contest in order to get a role in my next movie, because it's the only you'll get since you're a bunch of unknown motherfuckers). __________________
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DeadDiscoDildo invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 3,805	I just came into this thread, to say I don't belong in it ;-)
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stu666 Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Stowmarket Posts: 13,504	the funniest things tend to be things that are not funny, like being so bad it's good. __________________ http://tapewormstu.blogspot.co.uk/
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