Will you marry me?

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 09.11.2006, 04:58 PM

You don't have to answer right away, let it sink in a little.

TheDom · 09.11.2006, 04:59 PM

Cantankerous · 09.11.2006, 04:59 PM

you're no toilette, but i'll consider it.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 09.11.2006, 05:00 PM

sorry, no.

porkmarras · 09.11.2006, 05:00 PM

Cantankerous · 09.11.2006, 05:01 PM

you know, after some long hard thinking, i decided that i can't commit to it.
sorry.

Danny Himself · 09.11.2006, 05:01 PM

Yes. I need a visa, and you're nice.

I call hot blonde wife!

Glice · 09.11.2006, 05:02 PM

Yeah, gan on then. Why not, loads of people do it. It'll be fun.

jon boy · 09.11.2006, 05:07 PM

i am not sure pitsburg is ready.

!@#$%! · 09.11.2006, 05:08 PM

even if you underwent a sex-change operation, i'd still be repelled by the stench of male armpit

so i cannot say "yes"

but do you have a hot sister?

porkmarras · 09.11.2006, 05:14 PM

Since when do all males have stinking armpits?

jon boy · 09.11.2006, 05:17 PM

mine dont stink, they smell of calvin klein for armpits. its his new fragrance.

!@#$%! · 09.11.2006, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras

Since when do all males have stinking armpits?

any male armpit stinks to my nose

something to do with hormones and the brain-- male pit makes me violent

i swear

no offense porkie, i am sure you are as clean & perfumed as it can get.

but i prefer the alluring scent of estrogen & female copulins.

SpectralJulianIsNotDead · 09.11.2006, 05:21 PM

My armpits smell like dinner rolls. How could you dislike that?

Actually I don't blame you, I think girls smell a lot nicer than guys too. I'm not a very good prospective husband for a gay or bisexual man, because I wouldn't be very sexual at all with them.

I've got 3 sisters, one of which is fat and ugly. The other two would be considered attractive.

Alex's Trip · 09.11.2006, 05:22 PM

!@#$%! · 09.11.2006, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpectralJulianIsNotDead

My armpits smell like dinner rolls. How could you dislike that?

gross man. you have invaded my territory. now i feel like beating you up

Hip Priest · 09.11.2006, 05:25 PM

What are your prospects like?

Alex's Trip · 09.11.2006, 05:26 PM

What are your tongs like?

porkmarras · 09.11.2006, 05:29 PM

Do you look like this?

Cantankerous · 09.11.2006, 05:50 PM

are his tattoos real or for a movie or something?

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09.11.2006, 04:58 PM	#1
SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	You don't have to answer right away, let it sink in a little.
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TheDom expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Nashville. Posts: 1,924	no.
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	you're no toilette, but i'll consider it.
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Cantankerous invito al cielo Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A RETIREMENT HOME Posts: 18,499	you know, after some long hard thinking, i decided that i can't commit to it. sorry.
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Yes. I need a visa, and you're nice. I call hot blonde wife!
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,588	even if you underwent a sex-change operation, i'd still be repelled by the stench of male armpit so i cannot say "yes" but do you have a hot sister?
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jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	mine dont stink, they smell of calvin klein for armpits. its his new fragrance. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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SpectralJulianIsNotDead invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 7,409	My armpits smell like dinner rolls. How could you dislike that? Actually I don't blame you, I think girls smell a lot nicer than guys too. I'm not a very good prospective husband for a gay or bisexual man, because I wouldn't be very sexual at all with them. I've got 3 sisters, one of which is fat and ugly. The other two would be considered attractive.
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