Computer geeks,my computer has genital warts

porkmarras · 09.07.2006, 04:15 AM

How do you get rid of that win32 virus?I've tried everything last night and my last hope is my flatmate having a look of it.It's so damn annoying!

fishmonkey · 09.07.2006, 06:39 AM

tell me more porkie, there are a few types of Win32 virus, have you anymore info on it?

porkmarras · 09.07.2006, 06:43 AM

Everytime i switch on my computer this dill error thing comes up and i've scanned and deleted the infected files already but it appears that the virus is still there and can't be repaired either.My internet connection at home has turned slow considering that we have broadband.Thanks fishy!

truncated · 09.07.2006, 06:46 AM

I am generally useless with computers, but when that happened to me, I reinstalled my OS.

porkmarras · 09.07.2006, 06:53 AM

Oh pardon me Truncy........................WHAT IS AN OS?I'M USELESS AT ABBREVIATIONS UNLESS WE TALK OF STDS.

fishmonkey · 09.07.2006, 06:57 AM

os = operating system, i.e XP

can you get onto your desktop easy enough?
would you be able to run something from your desktop? what i mean is.. is your PC completely freezing and shutting down? or can work on your desktop knowing that the virus is still there?

porkmarras · 09.07.2006, 06:59 AM

Yep,i can work fine on the desktop and all that.Do you think that i should reinstall windows xp?

pokkeherrie · 09.07.2006, 07:02 AM

scan here for the exact type
http://www.symantec.com/home_homeoff...nse/index.jsp#

or if you already know that, find how to get rid of it here
http://www.symantec.com/home_homeoff...ing.jsp?azid=W

fishmonkey · 09.07.2006, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Yep,i can work fine on the desktop and all that.Do you think that i should reinstall windows xp?

hold on first, reinstalling XP is a bit drastic. i'm going on me lunch now, when i come back i'll have a little skooch around the net and see can i get some software for you to try get rid of it, if we've no joy at that we'll go down the reinstalling road.

porkmarras · 09.07.2006, 07:05 AM

Thanks!

fishmonkey · 09.07.2006, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pokkeherrie

scan here for the exact type
http://www.symantec.com/home_homeoff...nse/index.jsp#

or if you already know that, find how to get rid of it here
http://www.symantec.com/home_homeoff...ing.jsp?azid=W

in the meantime have a look at these porkeherrie posted.

pokkeherrie · 09.07.2006, 07:10 AM

porkeherrie... classic!

that would be some bizarre crossbreed between porkie and my good self?

porkmarras · 09.07.2006, 07:21 AM

haha.Good link pokkherrie!Thanks a lot!

Inhuman · 09.07.2006, 07:34 AM

fishmonkey · 09.07.2006, 08:38 AM

porky, whats your e-mail addy, i've got some ideas that i'll email to you.

!@#$%! · 09.07.2006, 09:05 AM

this is all very weird. my computers have never got a virus, though i have personally had to deal with plenty. in any case, what virus is it?

try downloading AVAST! and give the whole thing a good scan. and no, an antivirus that hasn't been upadted is no good. have you ever heard of a firewall anyway? it's nothing to do with kinky sex practices, but it's good protection for your machine.

porkmarras · 09.07.2006, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by fishmonkey

porky, whats your e-mail addy, i've got some ideas that i'll email to you.

It's porkmarras@yahoo.co.uk. Thanks a lot Fish!!!!

Tokolosh · 09.07.2006, 09:53 AM

Win32/Simile (also known as Etap) is a metamorphic computer virus written in assembly language for Microsoft Windows. The virus was released in the most recent version in early March 2002. It was written by the virus writer Mental Driller. Some of his previous viruses, such as Win95/Drill (which used the Tuareg polymorphic engine), have proved very challenging to detect.
When the virus is first executed, it checks the current date. If the host file (the file that is infected with the virus) imports the file User32.dll, then on the 17th of March, June, September, or December, a message is displayed. Depending on the version of the virus the case of each letter in the text is altered randomly. On May 14th, a message saying "Free Palestine!" will be displayed if the system locale is set to Hebrew.
The virus then rebuilds itself. This metamorphic process is very complex and accounts for around 90% of the virus' code. After the rebuild, the virus searches for executable files in folders on all fixed and remote drives. Files will not be infected if they are located in a subfolder more than three levels deep, or if the folder name begins with the letter W. For each file that is found, there is a 50 percent chance that it will be ignored. Files will not be infected if they begin with F, PA, SC, DR, NO, or if the letter V appears anywhere in the file name. Due to the way in which the name matching is done, file names that contain certain other characters are also not infected, although this part is not deliberate. The virus contains checks to avoid infecting "goat" or "bait" files (files that are created by anti-virus programs). The infection process uses the structure of the host, as well as random factors, to control the placement of the virus body and the decryptor.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W32/Simile

That's quite a nasty little bugger!

fishmonkey · 09.07.2006, 10:11 AM

i'll get an email to you sometime after 6 porkie, i'm up the fuckin walls in work at the moment.

porkmarras · 09.07.2006, 10:13 AM

No problem and thanks again guys.

09.07.2006, 04:15 AM	#1
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	How do you get rid of that win32 virus?I've tried everything last night and my last hope is my flatmate having a look of it.It's so damn annoying! __________________
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09.07.2006, 06:39 AM	#2
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	tell me more porkie, there are a few types of Win32 virus, have you anymore info on it? __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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09.07.2006, 06:43 AM	#3
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Everytime i switch on my computer this dill error thing comes up and i've scanned and deleted the infected files already but it appears that the virus is still there and can't be repaired either.My internet connection at home has turned slow considering that we have broadband.Thanks fishy! __________________
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09.07.2006, 06:46 AM	#4
truncated invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,607	I am generally useless with computers, but when that happened to me, I reinstalled my OS.
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09.07.2006, 06:53 AM	#5
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Oh pardon me Truncy........................WHAT IS AN OS?I'M USELESS AT ABBREVIATIONS UNLESS WE TALK OF STDS. __________________
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09.07.2006, 06:57 AM	#6
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	os = operating system, i.e XP can you get onto your desktop easy enough? would you be able to run something from your desktop? what i mean is.. is your PC completely freezing and shutting down? or can work on your desktop knowing that the virus is still there? __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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09.07.2006, 06:59 AM	#7
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Yep,i can work fine on the desktop and all that.Do you think that i should reinstall windows xp? __________________
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09.07.2006, 07:02 AM	#8
pokkeherrie invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,289	scan here for the exact type http://www.symantec.com/home_homeoff...nse/index.jsp# or if you already know that, find how to get rid of it here http://www.symantec.com/home_homeoff...ing.jsp?azid=W
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09.07.2006, 07:05 AM	#10
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Thanks! __________________
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pokkeherrie invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 4,289	porkeherrie... classic! that would be some bizarre crossbreed between porkie and my good self?
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09.07.2006, 07:21 AM	#13
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	haha.Good link pokkherrie!Thanks a lot! __________________
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09.07.2006, 07:34 AM	#14
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09.07.2006, 08:38 AM	#15
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	porky, whats your e-mail addy, i've got some ideas that i'll email to you. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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09.07.2006, 09:05 AM	#16
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,585	this is all very weird. my computers have never got a virus, though i have personally had to deal with plenty. in any case, what virus is it? try downloading AVAST! and give the whole thing a good scan. and no, an antivirus that hasn't been upadted is no good. have you ever heard of a firewall anyway? it's nothing to do with kinky sex practices, but it's good protection for your machine.
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09.07.2006, 09:53 AM	#18
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Win32/Simile (also known as Etap) is a metamorphic computer virus written in assembly language for Microsoft Windows. The virus was released in the most recent version in early March 2002. It was written by the virus writer Mental Driller. Some of his previous viruses, such as Win95/Drill (which used the Tuareg polymorphic engine), have proved very challenging to detect. When the virus is first executed, it checks the current date. If the host file (the file that is infected with the virus) imports the file User32.dll, then on the 17th of March, June, September, or December, a message is displayed. Depending on the version of the virus the case of each letter in the text is altered randomly. On May 14th, a message saying "Free Palestine!" will be displayed if the system locale is set to Hebrew. The virus then rebuilds itself. This metamorphic process is very complex and accounts for around 90% of the virus' code. After the rebuild, the virus searches for executable files in folders on all fixed and remote drives. Files will not be infected if they are located in a subfolder more than three levels deep, or if the folder name begins with the letter W. For each file that is found, there is a 50 percent chance that it will be ignored. Files will not be infected if they begin with F, PA, SC, DR, NO, or if the letter V appears anywhere in the file name. Due to the way in which the name matching is done, file names that contain certain other characters are also not infected, although this part is not deliberate. The virus contains checks to avoid infecting "goat" or "bait" files (files that are created by anti-virus programs). The infection process uses the structure of the host, as well as random factors, to control the placement of the virus body and the decryptor. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W32/Simile That's quite a nasty little bugger! __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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09.07.2006, 10:11 AM	#19
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	i'll get an email to you sometime after 6 porkie, i'm up the fuckin walls in work at the moment. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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09.07.2006, 10:13 AM	#20
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	No problem and thanks again guys. __________________
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