08.28.2006, 05:11 PM | #1 |
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In less than in hour?
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08.28.2006, 05:16 PM | #2 |
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sure. wear a turtleneck. or a scarf.
alternatively, go to a criminal neighborhood wearing a lot of cologne and get yourself beaten up. i'm sure the new bruises will camouflage, and you'll have a police report to back up your story. |
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08.28.2006, 05:18 PM | #3 |
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lol No she did it under on my chin right under my lips, and on one of the cheeks.
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08.28.2006, 05:20 PM | #4 |
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then definitely #2: get your ass kicked. a black eye will distract from the rest. you know, hiding in an obvious place, like poe's purloined letter?
-- ps steaks DO help to reduce black eyes in my experience. however it won't work in an hour or less. you'll be purple/black/blue/green/yellow before it's gone. |
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08.28.2006, 05:22 PM | #5 |
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thanks, that's what happens when you are falling asleep in a passionate kiss.
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08.28.2006, 05:34 PM | #6 |
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depends where abouts on the body it is. claim a bruise or just try and hide it.
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08.28.2006, 05:37 PM | #7 |
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get hickeys on yr entire face and say you were badly burned.
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08.28.2006, 05:43 PM | #8 |
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put on some make-up
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08.28.2006, 05:44 PM | #9 |
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My sister moved out and I have no money to buy one.
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