overheard end of conversation

floatingslowly · 05.29.2011, 06:13 PM

no prologue.

feel free to contribute or help another sygr to fill in the blanks.

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...then I called him and told him to wash the mattress.

floatingslowly · 05.29.2011, 06:44 PM

I'm already completely exsanguinous, nostrildamus. next???????????

ok another from my list (yes, I'm keeping a list):

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...don't worry if it has a crotch. we'll cut that shit right out.

the ikara cult · 05.29.2011, 07:28 PM

"They would have said i was mental, but i know what i saw..."

floatingslowly · 05.29.2011, 08:44 PM

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...what do you mean it's closed? lady, we've got a bathroom EMERGENCY.

tmi

alteredcourse · 05.29.2011, 09:31 PM

Who the hell's tumblr is that, knink?

alteredcourse · 05.29.2011, 09:47 PM

not found. by me, nor anyone. how can that be? Prime real estate.

EVOLghost · 05.30.2011, 01:56 AM

"That's why I hang with pretty skinny Asyrian people, the fat and ugly Asyrians are just haters"

gast30 · 05.30.2011, 03:26 PM

"feeling special, singing and dancing, is the same as a gorilla banging with his fist on his chest, which translated means "with THIS penis you should reproduce"

gast30 · 05.30.2011, 03:27 PM

^^i figur that out with my own brain^^
if you want intelligent baby's ....

05.29.2011, 07:28 PM	#3
the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	"They would have said i was mental, but i know what i saw..." __________________ "It is absolutely ridiculous, they are behaving like a cult" - The Vatican
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05.29.2011, 09:31 PM	#5
alteredcourse expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,503	Who the hell's tumblr is that, knink?
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05.29.2011, 09:47 PM	#6
alteredcourse expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 1,503	not found. by me, nor anyone. how can that be? Prime real estate.
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05.30.2011, 01:56 AM	#7
EVOLghost invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: cybatraz! Posts: 11,537	"That's why I hang with pretty skinny Asyrian people, the fat and ugly Asyrians are just haters"
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05.30.2011, 03:26 PM	#8
gast30 invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: where all the childeren are insaine Posts: 6,802	"feeling special, singing and dancing, is the same as a gorilla banging with his fist on his chest, which translated means "with THIS penis you should reproduce"
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05.30.2011, 03:27 PM	#9
gast30 invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: where all the childeren are insaine Posts: 6,802	^^i figur that out with my own brain^^ if you want intelligent baby's ....
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