Daytime Television

afterthefact · 08.15.2006, 10:57 PM

daytime television is depressing. it's a constant reminder of the inevitable, that no matter what path you take and how you live your life, at some point, you will have to call Liberty Mutual for your diabetes testing supplies.

P.S. I'm back.

GeneticKiss · 08.15.2006, 11:02 PM

I used to watch daytime TV alot, but that ended once I got a job.

And no, I didn't go to technical school.

Пятхъдесят Шест · 08.15.2006, 11:07 PM

And join AARP.

acousticrock87 · 08.15.2006, 11:08 PM

Die like a rockstar.

And welcome back.

static-harmony · 08.15.2006, 11:52 PM

I only watch daytime tv it is not that depressing. Especially if you have show like Montel or The Tyra Banks Show.I only watch in the daytime cause I work at night.

krastian · 08.16.2006, 12:07 AM

Die-a-beat-us

Tokolosh · 08.16.2006, 03:10 AM

Daytime tv is for the unemployed and oldies on a pension.
Fuck that bargain hunt shite!

jon boy · 08.16.2006, 03:29 AM

and students. it becomes an addiction though. like you cant leave the house because wipeout is going to be on or whatever. thank christ they dont have kilroy anymore.

porkmarras · 08.16.2006, 03:41 AM

And look at what happened to Trisha!If you were a drug addict,a prostitute or a football hooligan the chances were that she had been there,somehow.Now you have that twat Jeremy Kylie and he irritates me no end(even though i don't have the time to watch daytime tv anymore).Bargain Hunt rules.

fishmonkey · 08.16.2006, 03:54 AM

neighbours..... everybody needs good neighours.

!@#$%! · 08.16.2006, 04:08 PM

oh man.

daytime tv is most depressing unless you're tuned to the porn channel i guess.

thinking about it, it's probably the #1 cause of suicide on the planet.

pop in your eraserhead dvd into the player instead. yes! it was released this year... no more vhs tapes required

afterthefact · 08.16.2006, 04:42 PM

Although, I can't bring myself to get rid of my VHS...

jon boy · 08.16.2006, 04:44 PM

i knew someone who was on trisha once. i say knew, i went to school with him and he once stabbed me in the hand for no reason.

Washing Machine · 08.16.2006, 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porkmarras

Now you have that twat Jeremy Kylie and he irritates me no end(even though i don't have the time to watch daytime tv anymore).Bargain Hunt rules.

Tell me about it! I hate that wanker. But no show irritates me more than Five's 'The Wright Stuff' that is truely a show produced in hell!

Alex's Trip · 08.16.2006, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by krastian

Die-a-beat-us

Hahaha...I always make fun of those commericals when I see them.

krastian · 08.17.2006, 12:23 AM

You just have to.

"Do you or someone you know suffer from die-a-beat-us?"

static-harmony · 08.17.2006, 12:37 AM

How could you hate such trashy shows come on it is just obvious they are A+ material. Don't diss on shows like passions or whatever it is. Come on who will tell us we are fat if it wasn't for The Tyra Banks Show. Or give is ads about anti-depressants or Die-a-beat-us, or Viagra. no one but Daytime t.v.

soniknirve · 08.17.2006, 01:09 AM

don't forget about Maury and the "i fucked seven guys in seven days. are you the father?" paternity shows.

static-harmony · 08.17.2006, 01:15 AM

yeah those are the best.

krastian · 08.17.2006, 01:17 AM

Uhhh uhhh uhhh....yeah!!! What now!!!

08.15.2006, 10:57 PM	#1
afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	daytime television is depressing. it's a constant reminder of the inevitable, that no matter what path you take and how you live your life, at some point, you will have to call Liberty Mutual for your diabetes testing supplies. P.S. I'm back. __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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08.15.2006, 11:02 PM	#2
GeneticKiss expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 1,666	I used to watch daytime TV alot, but that ended once I got a job. And no, I didn't go to technical school.
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Пятхъдесят Шест invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Omaha, Nebraska, USA Posts: 3,063	And join AARP.
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08.15.2006, 11:08 PM	#4
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	Die like a rockstar. And welcome back.
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08.15.2006, 11:52 PM	#5
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	I only watch daytime tv it is not that depressing. Especially if you have show like Montel or The Tyra Banks Show.I only watch in the daytime cause I work at night. __________________
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08.16.2006, 12:07 AM	#6
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	Die-a-beat-us __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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08.16.2006, 03:10 AM	#7
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Daytime tv is for the unemployed and oldies on a pension. Fuck that bargain hunt shite! __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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08.16.2006, 03:29 AM	#8
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	and students. it becomes an addiction though. like you cant leave the house because wipeout is going to be on or whatever. thank christ they dont have kilroy anymore. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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08.16.2006, 03:41 AM	#9
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	And look at what happened to Trisha!If you were a drug addict,a prostitute or a football hooligan the chances were that she had been there,somehow.Now you have that twat Jeremy Kylie and he irritates me no end(even though i don't have the time to watch daytime tv anymore).Bargain Hunt rules. __________________
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08.16.2006, 03:54 AM	#10
fishmonkey invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,670	neighbours..... everybody needs good neighours. __________________ "Pescescimmia ha grandi bulbi oculari blu, ognuno attaccato su un lato della sua testa, in modo tale da risucire a guardare indietro senza girare la sua testa pesciosa"
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08.16.2006, 04:08 PM	#11
!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,566	oh man. daytime tv is most depressing unless you're tuned to the porn channel i guess. thinking about it, it's probably the #1 cause of suicide on the planet. pop in your eraserhead dvd into the player instead. yes! it was released this year... no more vhs tapes required
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08.16.2006, 04:42 PM	#12
afterthefact invito al cielo Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Lexington, KY Posts: 3,886	Although, I can't bring myself to get rid of my VHS... __________________ "She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind." - Kurt Vonnegut Cat's Cradle
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08.16.2006, 04:44 PM	#13
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	i knew someone who was on trisha once. i say knew, i went to school with him and he once stabbed me in the hand for no reason. __________________ Sarcasm[A] is stating the opposite of an intended meaning especially in order to sneeringly, slyly, jest or mock a person, situation or thing \|@ <------- Euphoric brain cell just moments before expiration V _ \ / _ PING <-------- moments later / \ http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljhxq...isruo1_500.gif
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08.17.2006, 12:23 AM	#16
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	You just have to. "Do you or someone you know suffer from die-a-beat-us?" __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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08.17.2006, 12:37 AM	#17
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	How could you hate such trashy shows come on it is just obvious they are A+ material. Don't diss on shows like passions or whatever it is. Come on who will tell us we are fat if it wasn't for The Tyra Banks Show. Or give is ads about anti-depressants or Die-a-beat-us, or Viagra. no one but Daytime t.v. __________________
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08.17.2006, 01:09 AM	#18
soniknirve the destroyed room Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 686	don't forget about Maury and the "i fucked seven guys in seven days. are you the father?" paternity shows.
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08.17.2006, 01:15 AM	#19
static-harmony invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: outside L.A Posts: 5,156	yeah those are the best. __________________
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08.17.2006, 01:17 AM	#20
krastian invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Baltimore Posts: 7,808	Uhhh uhhh uhhh....yeah!!! What now!!! __________________ Confusion is next and next after that is the Truth.
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