Only post in this thread if you are fucking, wasted, or a semi helpful God

phoenix · 01.01.2010, 07:27 AM

I am wasted.

I'd like to be fucking.

I think I'd be an unhelpful God. Perhaps demanding. Definately fun.

atsonicpark · 01.01.2010, 08:02 AM

I got wasted and I wastedly fucked last night and I felt like God.

terminal pharmacy · 01.01.2010, 08:21 AM

hahahaha

greedrex · 01.01.2010, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phoenix

I'd like to be fucking.

hello

chicka · 01.01.2010, 02:07 PM

right now I'd say you're fucking with every guy in here...

will internet sex do?

floatingslowly · 01.01.2010, 02:25 PM

I open doors for old ladies and black people.

amerikangod · 01.01.2010, 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

I open doors for old ladies and black people.

You're pretty much Tyler Perry.

Dead-Air · 01.02.2010, 12:23 AM

I'm trying to be less helpful because being more than semi has gotten me into nothing but agony. I believe that the pendulum swing away from being an enabler will bring me closer to godliness.

wasted less by the request of the one I'm fucking constantly. not much time for self destruction as it is, so what the hell.

!@#$%! · 01.02.2010, 02:05 AM

im coming down HARD after i dont know how longses--- 48 hours? cant do math right now but i'm not rolling-- it's been mostly alcohol but mostly great fucking people around and that's what counts

so im rather wasted but isn't that life? i mean-- seriously.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 01.02.2010, 08:35 PM

"After sipping divine wine from her chalice the Goddess Durga.."

pbradley · 01.02.2010, 08:42 PM

Azathoth, the blind idiot god.

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 01.02.2010, 09:03 PM

demonrail666 · 01.02.2010, 09:06 PM

however fucked you might think you are right now, i'm fuckeder

pbradley · 01.02.2010, 09:08 PM

I think that certainly puts you in the running for fuckedest.

Sonic Youth 37 · 01.02.2010, 09:39 PM

Smoked up, watching Freaks and Geeks, then Battlestar Galatica, getting ready to chomp on some artisan Italian herb bread dipped in single-source, Spanish, EVOO

demonrail666 · 01.02.2010, 09:53 PM

i was so unimpressed, until i realised you'd failed to spell Galactica properly, and then i thought, OK, I can accept this

automatic bzooty · 01.02.2010, 10:58 PM

i'm currently bumming the shit out of a fucking wasted god. do i qualify for this thread?

phoenix · 01.03.2010, 06:01 PM

all qualify.

I'd say it would be more difficult to not..

nicfit · 01.03.2010, 06:08 PM

I'm a more than helpful semigod.
That's kinda tricky.

phoenix · 01.03.2010, 06:16 PM

illustrate yrself as this.. haha

01.01.2010, 07:27 AM	#1
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	I am wasted. I'd like to be fucking. I think I'd be an unhelpful God. Perhaps demanding. Definately fun. __________________ tiny and lost.
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01.01.2010, 08:02 AM	#2
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I got wasted and I wastedly fucked last night and I felt like God. __________________
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01.01.2010, 08:21 AM	#3
terminal pharmacy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 3,358	hahahaha
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01.01.2010, 02:07 PM	#5
chicka expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: wormtown MA Posts: 1,549	right now I'd say you're fucking with every guy in here... will internet sex do? __________________ some men just want to watch the world burn
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01.01.2010, 02:25 PM	#6
floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	I open doors for old ladies and black people.
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01.02.2010, 12:23 AM	#8
Dead-Air invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Portland OR Posts: 4,300	I'm trying to be less helpful because being more than semi has gotten me into nothing but agony. I believe that the pendulum swing away from being an enabler will bring me closer to godliness. wasted less by the request of the one I'm fucking constantly. not much time for self destruction as it is, so what the hell. __________________ FuckBook; My Band; My Radio Show; My Flickr Page; Science Fiction Message Board
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,574	im coming down HARD after i dont know how longses--- 48 hours? cant do math right now but i'm not rolling-- it's been mostly alcohol but mostly great fucking people around and that's what counts so im rather wasted but isn't that life? i mean-- seriously.
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01.02.2010, 08:35 PM	#10
SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	"After sipping divine wine from her chalice the Goddess Durga.." __________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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01.02.2010, 08:42 PM	#11
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Azathoth, the blind idiot god.
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SuchFriendsAreDangerous invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: fucking Los Angeles Posts: 14,801	__________________ Today Rap music is the Lakers
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01.02.2010, 09:06 PM	#13
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	however fucked you might think you are right now, i'm fuckeder
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01.02.2010, 09:08 PM	#14
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I think that certainly puts you in the running for fuckedest.
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01.02.2010, 09:39 PM	#15
Sonic Youth 37 invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: if there is a bright spot in the universe, the farthest point from it Posts: 9,443	Smoked up, watching Freaks and Geeks, then Battlestar Galatica, getting ready to chomp on some artisan Italian herb bread dipped in single-source, Spanish, EVOO __________________ "One: Where's the fife? and Two: Gimme the fife."
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01.02.2010, 09:53 PM	#16
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	i was so unimpressed, until i realised you'd failed to spell Galactica properly, and then i thought, OK, I can accept this
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01.02.2010, 10:58 PM	#17
automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	i'm currently bumming the shit out of a fucking wasted god. do i qualify for this thread?
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01.03.2010, 06:01 PM	#18
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	all qualify. I'd say it would be more difficult to not.. __________________ tiny and lost.
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nicfit invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: banana boat Posts: 15,570	I'm a more than helpful semigod. That's kinda tricky. __________________ 11:11 11-11-11 I Ascended.
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01.03.2010, 06:16 PM	#20
phoenix invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: the future where it's hot and dark Posts: 5,926	illustrate yrself as this.. haha __________________ tiny and lost.
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