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Old 12.20.2009, 04:33 PM   #1
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Bought my first one today. It's for my dad and it's a letter opener and magnifying glass stored in an exotically designed silvery box with a glass top. The handles look like they're made of ivory. It was made in India, which explains why it looks SO exotic.
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Old 12.20.2009, 04:44 PM   #2
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Old 12.20.2009, 05:01 PM   #3
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Jesus X. It's like Malcolm X.

Do you know, it's never occurred to me until now that 'Malcolm X' probably added the X to his name because he's got the name of Malcolm.
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Old 12.20.2009, 05:14 PM   #4
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Do you know, it's never occurred to me until now that 'Malcolm X' probably added the X to his name because he's got the name of Malcolm.

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Old 12.20.2009, 05:17 PM   #5
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Thanks. You don't have to point it out though, I'm happy to just assume that everything I say should be followed with a tacit 'Heyall yeah bra, that's some tight shit right there, feel me?' or similar.
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Old 12.20.2009, 05:21 PM   #6
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Thanks. You don't have to point it out though, I'm happy to just assume that everything I say should be followed with a tacit 'Heyall yeah bra, that's some tight shit right there, feel me?' or similar.

maybe make it your sig? I think I got a contact high just reading it.
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Old 12.20.2009, 05:25 PM   #7
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Sigs are decided by committee. And unfortunately most of the committee think I'm a cunt, so I can't help I'm afraid.
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Old 12.20.2009, 05:46 PM   #8
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Bought my first one today. It's for my dad and it's a letter opener and magnifying glass stored in an exotically designed silvery box with a glass top. The handles look like they're made of ivory. It was made in India, which explains why it looks SO exotic.
Is your dad exotic-looking? Why did you buy him an exotic present?
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Old 12.20.2009, 05:49 PM   #9
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Sigs are decided by committee. And unfortunately most of the committee think I'm a cunt, so I can't help I'm afraid.

you are too damn intelligent to be a cunt (not even a pseud for the record). if cunts had brains the world would actually be under a type of control, though it would be of the pointlessly pussy whipped type that vag slaves like me demonstrate.

you are much more of a bastard, but then that term stopped being very insulting sometime around 1982 or 3.
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Old 12.21.2009, 09:55 AM   #10
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Old 12.21.2009, 10:10 AM   #11
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Old 12.21.2009, 10:27 AM   #12
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did you know the x in xmas is substitute cross for christ

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Old 12.21.2009, 11:11 AM   #13
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i have to make everything since i'm almost broke and still trying to save some for my trip to london in february.
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Old 12.21.2009, 03:20 PM   #14
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i have to make everything since i'm almost broke and still trying to save some for my trip to london in february.

How are you plannning on getting there? It's possible to work out the cheapest method by checking ferry, train and flight fares.
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Old 12.21.2009, 03:38 PM   #15
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Jesus X. It's like Malcolm X.

Do you know, it's never occurred to me until now that 'Malcolm X' probably added the X to his name because he's got the name of Malcolm.

it's not related to the name malcolm,it's there in place of his family name(Little)
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Old 12.21.2009, 06:25 PM   #16
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But he's called Malcolm! You'd do anything to jazz up a name like that. Believe me, my name is dull as piss. I know how he feels.
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Old 12.21.2009, 06:29 PM   #17
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that's probably why he changed to prophet minister hajji malik el shabbaz, it has a ring to it
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Old 12.21.2009, 06:32 PM   #18
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For similar reasons I was thinking of buying myself a Friarship or Archdeaconry from the internet.
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Old 12.21.2009, 06:51 PM   #19
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I bought my dad 2001: A Space Oddesy on Blu-Ray and a live Townes Van Zandt album.

I still need to go do more shopping for some others.
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