The slag off a writer thread

Glice · 10.22.2009, 02:12 PM

Adorno: Fuck off, you mimsy little shite. Nobody likes you, and your compositions are shit. Prick.

Your turn.

the ikara cult · 10.22.2009, 02:13 PM

paul auster - not everyone is a widowed writer

Glice · 10.22.2009, 02:15 PM

Jan Muir: people saying that you're a homophobic cunt is not because they didn't read the article, or because they want to impinge upon your freedom of speech, or because of liberal knee-jerk reactions. It's because you're a vile homophobic cunt.

Rob Instigator · 10.22.2009, 02:17 PM

Anne Rice your fucking overwrought prose and superfluously florid words suck any life that your stories may have you fucking tired old bitch.

Glice · 10.22.2009, 02:28 PM

TS Eliot - Yes, you're fucking amazing; no, I don't need to read every solitary piece of writing ever to appreciate it, you self-involved wanker.

Alex's Trip · 10.22.2009, 02:45 PM

Ezra Pound: 反ユダヤ主義者は出ていく ....Translate that, you asshole.

pbradley · 10.22.2009, 03:06 PM

Speculative realists: Total pap.

Glice · 10.22.2009, 03:08 PM

I assume you're putting an exemption clause on the above for Quentin Meillassoux?

Alex's Trip · 10.22.2009, 03:11 PM

Gertrude Stein.

You ugly.

pbradley · 10.22.2009, 03:11 PM

On some of his points. I don't understand how his denial of all logical laws except for the principle of non-contradiction doesn't undermine his whole argument.

Glice · 10.22.2009, 03:11 PM

Germaine Greer - you wrote some stuff. A MILLION YEARS AGO. Fuck off.

jennthebenn · 10.22.2009, 03:23 PM

John Knowles--congratulations on writing a piece of shit that even gets
slagged off on The Simpsons because it sucks that bad.

jennthebenn · 10.22.2009, 03:24 PM

Joseph Heller--not every paragraph has to consist of 70 individual lines
you dead asshole. Even Charles Dickens would have told you to edit.

pbradley · 10.22.2009, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jennthebenn

John Knowles--congratulations on writing a piece of shit that even gets
slagged off on The Simpsons because it sucks that bad.

They did? I fucking hated A Separate Piece.

jennthebenn · 10.22.2009, 03:33 PM

Yeah, the episode where Homer's mother returns after decades away...she
and Lisa have the following conversation.

Grandma Simpson: Although I hardly consider A Separate Peace the ninth grade level.

Lisa Simpson: Yeah, more like preschool.

Grandma Simpson: I hate John Knowles.

Lisa Simpson: Me too.

demonrail666 · 10.22.2009, 03:34 PM

don delillo - writing abstract philosophical points and calling it dialogue doesn't make you a great novelist; it makes you a pretentious cunt who can't write dialogue.

automatic bzooty · 10.22.2009, 03:38 PM

Yo. Arthur Miller. You just straight up SUCK. The Crucible is the single dullest thing I've ever been repeatedly subjected to.

yr wife's a total babe though.

Crumb's Crunchy Delights · 10.22.2009, 03:48 PM

i tried to read that book the darma burns by william burrows and it was a whole heepa junkie

jennthebenn · 10.22.2009, 03:49 PM

Jack Kerouac--so many of my favorite artistic people like you, if not flat
out adore you. Yet I read "On the Road" and wanted to stick chalk in my eyes.. I cannot reconcile this.

Crumb's Crunchy Delights · 10.22.2009, 03:51 PM

who he?

10.22.2009, 02:13 PM	#2
the ikara cult invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London sink Posts: 4,576	paul auster - not everyone is a widowed writer __________________ "It is absolutely ridiculous, they are behaving like a cult" - The Vatican
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	Anne Rice your fucking overwrought prose and superfluously florid words suck any life that your stories may have you fucking tired old bitch. __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	Ezra Pound: 反ユダヤ主義者は出ていく ....Translate that, you asshole. __________________ KALOPSIA
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pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	Speculative realists: Total pap.
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Alex's Trip invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Southern California Posts: 5,608	Gertrude Stein. You ugly. __________________ KALOPSIA
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10.22.2009, 03:23 PM	#12
jennthebenn expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,261	John Knowles--congratulations on writing a piece of shit that even gets slagged off on The Simpsons because it sucks that bad. __________________ http://jennthebenn.tumblr.com/
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jennthebenn expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,261	Joseph Heller--not every paragraph has to consist of 70 individual lines you dead asshole. Even Charles Dickens would have told you to edit. __________________ http://jennthebenn.tumblr.com/
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10.22.2009, 03:33 PM	#15
jennthebenn expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,261	Yeah, the episode where Homer's mother returns after decades away...she and Lisa have the following conversation. Grandma Simpson: Although I hardly consider A Separate Peace the ninth grade level. Lisa Simpson: Yeah, more like preschool. Grandma Simpson: I hate John Knowles. Lisa Simpson: Me too. __________________ http://jennthebenn.tumblr.com/
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10.22.2009, 03:34 PM	#16
demonrail666 invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 18,510	don delillo - writing abstract philosophical points and calling it dialogue doesn't make you a great novelist; it makes you a pretentious cunt who can't write dialogue.
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10.22.2009, 03:38 PM	#17
automatic bzooty invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,859	Yo. Arthur Miller. You just straight up SUCK. The Crucible is the single dullest thing I've ever been repeatedly subjected to. yr wife's a total babe though.
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Crumb's Crunchy Delights expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: okie's in the pokie Posts: 1,352	i tried to read that book the darma burns by william burrows and it was a whole heepa junkie
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10.22.2009, 03:49 PM	#19
jennthebenn expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Maryland Posts: 2,261	Jack Kerouac--so many of my favorite artistic people like you, if not flat out adore you. Yet I read "On the Road" and wanted to stick chalk in my eyes.. I cannot reconcile this. __________________ http://jennthebenn.tumblr.com/
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10.22.2009, 03:51 PM	#20
Crumb's Crunchy Delights expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: okie's in the pokie Posts: 1,352	who he?
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