sonic youth on uncyclopedia

atsonicpark · 07.21.2008, 03:28 PM

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sonic_Youth

Uncyclopedia is an obvious parody of wikipedia wherein all the information is completely wrong. Kind of like a lamer and tamer version of encyclopedia dramatica.

This page really isn't all that funny though there are a few gems and anyone on here can edit it and make it, y'know, good. I'm thinking of posting some of the fake Thurston poetry...

schizophrenicroom · 07.21.2008, 03:29 PM

aw, danny himself and i did a ton of that stuff way back when.. add some poetry, please!

atsonicpark · 07.21.2008, 03:30 PM

didn't even think to "search" on this one because i never remembered anyone mentioned it. but i just found it and bumped the old thread.

atsonicpark · 07.21.2008, 03:34 PM

Actually, this thread can be used for some good...

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Sonic_Youth

That is WAAAAAAAY funnier anyway. (though I'm sure it'll offend the touchier people on here for whatever reason)

SYRFox · 07.21.2008, 04:22 PM

Ahah I love the fact than the word "depressed" is a link to emo. Good read. I find the Uncyclopedia article more funny though, it's more non sense.

schizophrenicroom · 07.21.2008, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Actually, this thread can be used for some good...

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Sonic_Youth

That is WAAAAAAAY funnier anyway. (though I'm sure it'll offend the touchier people on here for whatever reason)

haha.

i love the link to indiefucks in there. for some reason i was a member of that shit for three years.

o'connor · 07.21.2008, 06:15 PM

yeah that uncyclopedia one is way funnier. "steve kicks major ninja ass" lol

Danny Himself · 07.21.2008, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

aw, danny himself and i did a ton of that stuff way back when.. add some poetry, please!

fun tiems in oh six

we put more work into the stephen malkmus page than anything else though:

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Originally Posted by uncyclopedia

Since the dissolution of Pavement/Malkmus, Malkmus has gone solo. His first solo album, Me, Thee, and Malkmus (2001) reached #1 in the U.S Billboard Charts. It won 'Best Rock Album', 'Best Pop Album', and 'Best Rap Video' at the MTV Music Awards, and earned Malkmus a grammy.
Spurred on by the success, Malkmus eagerly returned to writing music. The next album, Stairway to Malkmus (2002), spawned 17 #1 singles, and saw Malkmus return to #1 on the U.S Billboard Album Charts. A study conducted by USA Today concluded that every household in the USA owned a Malkmus album, and over 75% of households owned two Malkmus albums.

Malkmus toured to support Stairway to Malkmus for three solid years, playing a show five times a week. Profits from the tour had grossed over $893(Billion) by the time the tour ended in 2005. He was diagnosed that winter with indieboyitis, the condition given to nineties indie rockers that are unable to age (or in the case of Thurston Moore, become crinkly and red).

Malkmus is currently working on songs for his next album, Straight Outta Malkmus, which is due to be released in 2008. It has already been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize.

dazedcola · 07.21.2008, 07:26 PM

oh man this shit is gold.

"Despite the flamboyant rumors that Thurston Moore is an extensive record collector, the truth is that Moore only listens to Slayer, Goatwhore, and Miley Cyrus. On one occasion when Steve Shelley bought Thurston a Rage Against The Machine CD for his birthday, Thurston smashed the gift in front of everybody and ran upstairs to his bedroom to sulk moodily. By the time Kim Deal coaxed him out of his bedroom with the promise of hot indie sex, Thurston had written Rather Ripped."

atsonicpark · 07.21.2008, 07:28 PM

genius.

hot indie sex.

o'connor · 07.21.2008, 07:32 PM

i wants me some of that elusive hot indie sex.

atsonicpark · 07.21.2008, 07:33 PM

I just wanna fuck asia argento.

atsonicpark · 05.21.2009, 01:17 AM

hahaha.

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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Sonic_Youth Uncyclopedia is an obvious parody of wikipedia wherein all the information is completely wrong. Kind of like a lamer and tamer version of encyclopedia dramatica. This page really isn't all that funny though there are a few gems and anyone on here can edit it and make it, y'know, good. I'm thinking of posting some of the fake Thurston poetry... __________________
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Actually, this thread can be used for some good... http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Sonic_Youth That is WAAAAAAAY funnier anyway. (though I'm sure it'll offend the touchier people on here for whatever reason) __________________
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SYRFox invito al cielo Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Paris Posts: 7,492	Ahah I love the fact than the word "depressed" is a link to emo. Good read. I find the Uncyclopedia article more funny though, it's more non sense.
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o'connor expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Fort Worth, Tx. Posts: 1,365	yeah that uncyclopedia one is way funnier. "steve kicks major ninja ass" lol __________________ My name is Jonathon http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001798646886 - Personal http://soundcloud.com/j-o-c-o - JoCo (Music) http://soundcloud.com/driftera - Drift Era (Music)
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dazedcola the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,075	oh man this shit is gold. "Despite the flamboyant rumors that Thurston Moore is an extensive record collector, the truth is that Moore only listens to Slayer, Goatwhore, and Miley Cyrus. On one occasion when Steve Shelley bought Thurston a Rage Against The Machine CD for his birthday, Thurston smashed the gift in front of everybody and ran upstairs to his bedroom to sulk moodily. By the time Kim Deal coaxed him out of his bedroom with the promise of hot indie sex, Thurston had written Rather Ripped." __________________ "I said I didnt mean to take up all your sweet time Ill give it right back one of these days If I dont meet you no more in this world then uh Ill meet ya on the next one And dont be late " -Jimi Hendrix ...And me just another dream theory, lost inside your eye "when my mind's uncertain my body decides what it will do to get through the hell of the night as I trip on the ocean that leads through your eyes well my eyes can't wait til they finally see through you"
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	genius. hot indie sex. __________________
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o'connor expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Fort Worth, Tx. Posts: 1,365	i wants me some of that elusive hot indie sex. __________________ My name is Jonathon http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001798646886 - Personal http://soundcloud.com/j-o-c-o - JoCo (Music) http://soundcloud.com/driftera - Drift Era (Music)
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atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	I just wanna fuck asia argento. __________________
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