people are so FUCKING STUPID

Rob Instigator · 07.22.2009, 10:10 AM

here's to morons not paying attention in fifth grade science class. listen to this stupid biotch who knows nothing of light refraction.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sq-V...layer_embedded

floatingslowly · 07.22.2009, 10:15 AM

what is in my oxygen supply?

why, low-tar filth, of course.

ploesj · 07.22.2009, 10:16 AM

haha yeah i posted this before.

amazing.

!@#$%! · 07.22.2009, 10:19 AM

ha ha ha haaaa

fucking hilarious

and i think the worst part is not that she's so clueless-- it happens in america a lot-- real punch line of this joke is her preachy-ass tone as she is making up bullshit explanations for something so simple. "oh what chemicals..." ha ha ha.

this is kinda how religions get started, isn't it?

anway, the other day i met what seemed like a perfectly sane and rational person who suddenly started blurting out total mad shit about the upcoming end of the world, as if it was the most inane of party conversation subjects.

i'm puzzled by people's ability to believe all manner of shit.

floatingslowly · 07.22.2009, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

this is kinda how religions get started, isn't it?

it will be hard for you to convince others to join the Kult of the Rainbow, but I'd sure like to see you try.

hell, I'll even help pass around the collection plate.

Rob Instigator · 07.22.2009, 10:26 AM

tha rainbow is our god now.
there is no god but the rainbow and the chemicals in our water supply.

nicfit · 07.22.2009, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

tha rainbow is our god now.
there is no god but the rainbow and the chemicals in our water supply.

the devil:

Rob Instigator · 07.22.2009, 11:27 AM

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jon boy · 07.22.2009, 11:38 AM

yeh some people really are just wastes of space.

SuperCreep · 07.22.2009, 11:50 AM

...wow.

I can't even begin to comment.

floatingslowly · 07.22.2009, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by jon boy

yeh some people really are just wastes of space.

I beg to differ.

without people such as these how can you establish an accurate baseline?

joe11121 · 07.22.2009, 01:32 PM

Hahahah that is hilarious

Shifty Prophet · 07.22.2009, 02:18 PM

PAULYBEE2656 · 07.22.2009, 02:19 PM

classic rob!!! brilliant!

Toilet & Bowels · 07.22.2009, 06:30 PM

this reminds me of a lyric from a flipper song that goes something like "do you ever wish the human race didn't exist, and then remember that you're one too"

SuchFriendsAreDangerous · 07.22.2009, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

here's to morons not paying attention in fifth grade science class. listen to this stupid biotch who knows nothing of light refraction.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sq-V...layer_embedded

the only possible explanation

Shifty Prophet · 07.22.2009, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by SuchFriendsAreDangerous

the only possible explanation

While I see where you can come off as saying what you are saying, but I disagree. I thought maybe, maybe he's kidding( considering your penchant for hallucinogens, It would seem appropriate) but somehow I feel you are more serious than not. If not, ok, well no big deal, just thought I'd put that out there. If you were serious, still not a big deal, its just that acid never ever made me think shit like that, never. Matter of fact if anything it increased my sense of awareness and justice with whatever I beheld. As far as most of my friends I came up with, same thing. I've never tripped or seen anyone trip so hard they forgot the fundamentals of life, just maybe they felt the rules didn't apply to them in that instance.

I was gonna apologize for this post, but now, I think I'm gonna score a ten-strip. Cheers.

Pax Americana · 07.22.2009, 09:34 PM

Ha! Wow.

Green Magnesium · 07.22.2009, 10:21 PM

This woman needs to get a clue. Conspiracy theories are so passé.

atsonicpark · 07.23.2009, 12:12 AM

Acid is the greatest thing ever invented by mankind.

Also, yeah, I've wanted to fucking kill more people this year than any other year.

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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,585	ha ha ha haaaa fucking hilarious and i think the worst part is not that she's so clueless-- it happens in america a lot-- real punch line of this joke is her preachy-ass tone as she is making up bullshit explanations for something so simple. "oh what chemicals..." ha ha ha. this is kinda how religions get started, isn't it? anway, the other day i met what seemed like a perfectly sane and rational person who suddenly started blurting out total mad shit about the upcoming end of the world, as if it was the most inane of party conversation subjects. i'm puzzled by people's ability to believe all manner of shit.
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Rob Instigator invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: In the land of the Instigator Posts: 27,976	posted by my friend Haynerrific Oxide Metallic Salts™ Available now for just $19.95! Have you ever noticed these annoying renegade rainbows around your house, polluting your air with visible color? Fear no more! our Oxide Metallic Salts™ will penetrate deep into the groundwater, stopping those radical rainbows and keeping our air pure and white. But not just that, we will send you our packet of misinformation at no charge to you, that includes the location of Area 51, Atlantis, and the "Real" moon landing site. All this for only $19.95!! But WAIT! You will also receive our newsletter, "Science Schmience," once a month, verifying the faith, instead of those pesky facts. In each issue, we will unlock the secrets of life on Earth. Like, "It takes a man and a woman to make a baby, so who carries the child in a gay male relationship? Is Gay Marriage really an attack on the necessity of women? Female as a gender is under attack!" All that for just $19.95?! Wait AGAIN!! If you call within the next ten minutes, we will send you our new Armageddon Stopwatch™. Guaranteed to be accurate within at least million years. Call now..... time is ticking... __________________ RXTT's Intellectual Journey - my new blog where I talk about all the books I read.
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