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http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20090125...ed9lqpoMgXO7gF



HONG KONG (AFP) – A Hong Kong filmmaker aims to lure audiences back to the cinema with what what he says is the world's first 3D erotic movie, according to a newspaper report.
Stephen Shiu Jnr., chairman of One Dollar Production, said he would use special effects to make the love scenes in his 30 million-Hong Kong dollar (four million US) "3D Sex and Zen" as realistic as possible.
"The 3D erotica will probably be the world's first," he told the Sunday Morning Post.
"Just imagine that you'll be watching it as if you were sitting beside the bed."
The film is based loosely on the 17th century Chinese erotic classic "The Carnal Prayer Mat," a tale about how overindulgence in pleasure can lead to tragedy.
Shiu told the newspaper that about 25 to 30 percent of the movie would be love scenes, including many close-ups. He said the actresses would appear to be only a few centimentres (inches) from the viewers, who would have to wear special glasses to enjoy the 3D effects.
The producer said he was planning to use adult video actresses from Japan and Taiwan. But he admitted having difficulties in finding the male lead.
"We're having trouble finding a male lead who is willing to undress in front of the camera. It's a lot more difficult to find an actor than an actress for this kind of movie."
Shooting will begin in April and it is expected to be released in time for Christmas, the report said.
Hong Kong has seen the closure of many cinemas in recent years as traditional movie-goers switch to watching films on DVD at home.

[greedrex]

pervs

[StevOK]

I wonder if they'll use the typical 3D movie effects, and have some dude's massive schlong wave right in your face needlessly. "Whooooooaaaaahhh!!"

[Lurker]

I heard that they're going to make sex 3D as well. Or has that already been done?

[Glice]

Haven't you heard? This third dimension nonsense is a myth.

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by StevOK

I wonder if they'll use the typical 3D movie effects, and have some dude's massive schlong wave right in your face needlessly. "Whooooooaaaaahhh!!"

It was done in the 1970's - a gay porn effort called "Heavy Equipment" - with a believe a 3D "into the audience" cum-shot too.

[Sheriff Rhys Chatham]

that funny/great all in one

[Glice]

Originally Posted by Nefeli

the bummer is that the 3rd dimension is the only we can sense. like poor ants for example. they are aware only of a 2 dimension world.
thanks for the link.

I googled 'sad ant' and it brought this up:

 

Which makes me wonder: if the ants don't care about a missing dimension, they wouldn't think twice about crushing humans like a smaller animal. The bastards.

[Lurker]

I doubt that ants are that intelligent. I can't imagine they would have any consciousness.

[Lurker]

An example of this would be the fact that ants use a pedometer to get about. Tests were done with ants with one group having their legs lengthened and one having their legs shortened. The ones with the lengthened legs over shot the thing they were travelling to while the ones with shortened legs didn't reach it. If they're too stupid to realise that I doubt they would be able to become aware of another dimension.

[Glice]

Originally Posted by Nefeli

i was thinking as i was posting before, that some ants at some point might get to know the 3rd dimention. if i throw one with my fingers, it will fly until it drops, it should be able to feel it, if the impact with my fingers wont crash it first, but they wont know what to do with it.
now you ll think i m a bad person, killing ants like this!

While I was reading that, I was wondering if I had the dimensions right - I mean, we're assuming that the canonically 'correct' dimensions are up/ down/ forward, right? What if they're actually hive/ queen/ gathering? Mmm? Wouldn't we humans look like a bunch of twats then, eh?

[Lurker]

Originally Posted by Nefeli

those knew!

 

ANT PORN!!

[mangajunky]

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

It was done in the 1970's - a gay porn effort called "Heavy Equipment" - with a believe a 3D "into the audience" cum-shot too.

We also put one out called Groove Room.
It was originally released in 1975
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072773/

So as far as the 1st is concerned, he ought to do a little research.

[acousticrock87]

Oh my God. Ant perception just blew my mind. Pun intended.

[SYRFox]

Originally Posted by Lurker

An example of this would be the fact that ants use a pedometer to get about. Tests were done with ants with one group having their legs lengthened and one having their legs shortened. The ones with the lengthened legs over shot the thing they were travelling to while the ones with shortened legs didn't reach it. If they're too stupid to realise that I doubt they would be able to become aware of another dimension.

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Originally Posted by Glice

While I was reading that, I was wondering if I had the dimensions right - I mean, we're assuming that the canonically 'correct' dimensions are up/ down/ forward, right? What if they're actually hive/ queen/ gathering? Mmm? Wouldn't we humans look like a bunch of twats then, eh?

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