[Cantankerous]

just name anything that really, really gets on your nerves

people who are too nice

[MellySingsDoom]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

just name anything that really, really gets on your nerves

people who are too nice

Hang on, that's me!

Two-faced motherfuckers, and people who betray me.
My downstairs neighbour.
People who don't give up train/metro/bus seats for pregnant women.
People who can't even be bothered to be basically civil when you're talking to them.

[Cantankerous]

no, you're not too nice. you are a nice bloke though. very agreeable.

i mean people who are incapable of being mean, ever so you can't be mean back to them because you're afraid they'll take it too personally and go off themselves.

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

and people who betray me.

yes. this is a fatal mistake when dealing with me. betray me and you'll end up dead or else cut the fuck up.


also people who are clingy
and people who are overly emotional in the sense that they want to know me better but are too stupid to realise that no one gets inside my bubble. keep your distance, motherfuckers.

[Death & the Maiden]

Bad grammar - lately it's been when people use it's instead of its.
Out of print albums that are expensive.

[MellySingsDoom]

Ah, thanks Cantankers. *extends hand of friendship and a pack of Malboro Reds*

More stuff:

People at gigs who don't bother w/deodorant (*heaves*)
Men who are misogynist twats talking shit about women (still, they don't get laid at all, so fuck 'em).
Lesbians who insist on being man-haters and trying to be aggressive to yours truly (get the cock transplant, already).
People I've dealt with at work on the phone who are so cuntish, they fill me with the urge to kill them (I've had screaming matches with people like that a couple of times...and then I get reprimanded for it )
Bitch queens in gay bars and clubs

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

no one gets inside my bubble.

 

[Cantankerous]

yeah. LIKE THAT.

[SYRFox]

Racism
Homophobia
Or discrimination in general
The Mars Volta

[Cantankerous]

lolcats
i'm FUCKING TIRED OF LOLCATS

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

yeah. LIKE THAT.

h A H a h aaaaaaaa














psycho

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

h A H a h aaaaaaaa














psycho

and don't forget it, asshole

[Death & the Maiden]

People spelling recommend with two Cs.

[SYRFox]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

lolcats
i'm FUCKING TIRED OF LOLCATS

Prefer lolhamsters?

 

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

and don't forget it, asshole

these phlegms im spitting in a cup right now i dedicate to you

[MellySingsDoom]

Oi, who's just gobbed into my coffee?!!?

[pbradley]

San Francisco's ability to sunburn your ass while simultaneously beating the shit out of you with wind.

This, with having to see Gnarls Barkley live.

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom

Oi, who's just gobbed into my coffee?!!?

the shit smell is in my nose fuckin shit!!!

[Cantankerous]

Originally Posted by !@#$%!

these phlegms im spitting in a cup right now i dedicate to you

GO. TO. BED.



here's another one:
people who are annoying when they get drunk

[!@#$%!]

Originally Posted by Cantankerous

GO. TO. BED.



here's another one:
people who are annoying when they get drunk

i gotta finish spitting then i gotta shower

ammonia in the air

[pbradley]

I can't stand a two legged table. *rimshit*