one year without an orgasm

cuetzpalin · 03.08.2007, 11:48 AM

i feel fucking stressed and tired. i want one. i need one! fuck

Rob Instigator · 03.08.2007, 11:53 AM

help yrself!

My orgasm service for the ladies had to shut down due to health code violations. sorry

cuetzpalin · 03.08.2007, 11:54 AM

thanks but it's not the same as real orgasm you know..

jennthebenn · 03.08.2007, 11:57 AM

don't take orgasms for granted, people.

Iain · 03.08.2007, 11:57 AM

Yes but it's an orgasm nonetheless. So that means you have had self satisfaction in that period? That counts.

I can't imagine going a year without an orgasm. I think the most I have gone since I hit about 13 or 14 is a week.

floatingslowly · 03.08.2007, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by cuetzpalin

i feel fucking stressed and tired. i want one. i need one! fuck

I'm not sure what to say, other than that you have my deepest condolences.

cuetzpalin · 03.08.2007, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Iain

Yes but it's an orgasm nonetheless. So that means you have had self satisfaction in that period? That counts.

I can't imagine going a year without an orgasm. I think the most I have gone since I hit about 13 or 14 is a week.

you lucky bastard

well women have it more difficult than men..

Iain · 03.08.2007, 12:04 PM

Not really. The vast majority of them were through masturbating.

cuetzpalin · 03.08.2007, 12:07 PM

you must have big muscles

Rob Instigator · 03.08.2007, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by cuetzpalin

thanks but it's not the same as real orgasm you know..

that's what my g/f tells me.

she likes it when the very top of her vagina is impacted by my "helmet'. she says those are the best.

king_buzzo · 03.08.2007, 12:14 PM

haha helmet

afterthefact · 03.08.2007, 12:15 PM

You should trying getting married. Granted, you won't have more, and you may even have less, but it won't bother you as much

cuetzpalin · 03.08.2007, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

that's what my g/f tells me.

she likes it when the very top of her vagina is impacted by my "helmet'. she says those are the best.

mmmmmm yyesss

cuetzpalin · 03.08.2007, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by afterthefact

You should trying getting married. Granted, you won't have more, and you may even have less, but it won't bother you as much

i really can't imagine myself as some good wife but it would be cool

wedding, sweets, cake, striptease, alcohol..

Toilet & Bowels · 03.08.2007, 12:36 PM

why don't you just get a vibrator?

cuetzpalin · 03.08.2007, 12:39 PM

specified: i want an orgasm, a good fuck with some attractive man

nicfit · 03.08.2007, 12:40 PM

Good luck finding one browsing an internet forum!

Toilet & Bowels · 03.08.2007, 12:46 PM

try out one of those websites where you can pick up a random stranger, i don't know what any of them a called, but my mum knows a couple who got divorced because the husband had become addicted to them, so they obviously work.

cuetzpalin · 03.08.2007, 12:49 PM

haha

thanks, i'll check it out. for fun at least

!@#$%! · 03.08.2007, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by afterthefact

You should trying getting married. Granted, you won't have more, and you may even have less, but it won't bother you as much

are you crackers??

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