Collective masturbation

porkmarras · 07.05.2006, 12:11 PM

Anyone ever tried this?Any thoughts?

jon boy · 07.05.2006, 12:12 PM

never tried it, never thought about it. i always used to hear tstories of the soggy biscuit variety at school. gross.

Glice · 07.05.2006, 12:13 PM

Not... umm... no.

I was going to type something else, but no is a much easier answer.

Savage Clone · 07.05.2006, 12:15 PM

I'm down with group sex, but group masturbation strikes me as merely hilarious and unappealing.

gmku · 07.05.2006, 12:42 PM

There was this one time in music camp...

Actually, there was this one time at a 7th-grade sleepover (yeah, that's gay, no?) when a bunch of us guys compared erections. I remember we all really cracked up when this guy, a real nerd, pulled down his pants, started laughing, and yelled, "Hey, look, mine's like a big hook!" and we look over and it's like way crooked, like bent in the middle to the side at a 90 degree angle almost.

This other friend of mine was into playing "house" whenever I'd sleepover. He'd pretend he was my wife and snuggle against me in bed and stuff. That was about as far as I ever experimented with the homo erotic.

against_the_grain · 07.05.2006, 12:43 PM

Must've been inspiration for the the LA band, The Cyrkle Jerks.

LittlePuppetBoy · 07.05.2006, 12:48 PM

[quote=gmku]. I remember we all really cracked up when this guy, a real nerd, pulled down his pants, started laughing, and yelled, "Hey, look, mine's like a big hook!" and we look over and it's like way crooked, like bent in the middle to the side at a 90 degree angle almost.

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Oh my god are you serious? Aren't you supposed to see a doctor or something if your dick is is like that?

gmku · 07.05.2006, 12:50 PM

Probably. But what did we know from crooked dicks? We were 13. We just thought it was funny.

schizophrenicroom · 07.05.2006, 02:33 PM

gmku- that about the 90-degree penis is the best thing i've probably ever read.

i'm not too interested in trying it, but i voted yes.

gmku · 07.05.2006, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom

gmku- that about the 90-degree penis is the best thing i've probably ever read.

i'm not too interested in trying it, but i voted yes.

Yeah. I remember wondering how the poor guy jerked off. Must have made it kind of awkward. I lost touch with him but I hope the problem straightened itself out eventually, one way or the other.

acousticrock87 · 07.05.2006, 03:08 PM

Hence, I will stop reading it before the picture phase emerges.

gmku · 07.05.2006, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by acousticrock87

Hence, I will stop reading it before the picture phase emerges.

If only One-Shots (no pun intended) had been around back then.

Tokolosh · 07.05.2006, 03:15 PM

Jesus! What's this forum coming too?

gmku · 07.05.2006, 03:16 PM

Coming to? I get it.

gmku · 07.05.2006, 03:18 PM

What it's coming to is the fact that we have the mind of a 13-year-old.

gmku · 07.05.2006, 03:24 PM

A tragic fate, indeed.

Phlegmscope · 07.05.2006, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by porkmarras

Whose cock is it in the hand of the guy in front? Is it just a dismembered penis, a dildo, or is there a third person who's partially a ghost?

Glice · 07.05.2006, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phlegmscope

Whose cock is it in the hand of the guy in front? Is it just a dismembered penis, a dildo, or is there a third person who's partially a ghost?

I'm in distress limbo as to whether to be confused by the phantom cock or the fact that you noticed that.

acousticrock87 · 07.05.2006, 03:38 PM

Can you not be confused about both? I am.

HaydenAsche · 07.05.2006, 03:45 PM

Tried it. Boring. Akward.

Beautiful picture, pork.

View Poll Results: Collective masturbation
yes	15	34.88%
no	12	27.91%
dunno	1	2.33%
Eh?	4	9.30%
porkmarras i don't know what you are on about	11	25.58%
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07.05.2006, 12:11 PM	#1
porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Anyone ever tried this?Any thoughts? __________________
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07.05.2006, 12:12 PM	#2
jon boy invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: psycho battery Posts: 12,161	never tried it, never thought about it. i always used to hear tstories of the soggy biscuit variety at school. gross.
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07.05.2006, 12:15 PM	#4
Savage Clone invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11,287	I'm down with group sex, but group masturbation strikes me as merely hilarious and unappealing.
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07.05.2006, 12:42 PM	#5
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	There was this one time in music camp... Actually, there was this one time at a 7th-grade sleepover (yeah, that's gay, no?) when a bunch of us guys compared erections. I remember we all really cracked up when this guy, a real nerd, pulled down his pants, started laughing, and yelled, "Hey, look, mine's like a big hook!" and we look over and it's like way crooked, like bent in the middle to the side at a 90 degree angle almost. This other friend of mine was into playing "house" whenever I'd sleepover. He'd pretend he was my wife and snuggle against me in bed and stuff. That was about as far as I ever experimented with the homo erotic.
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07.05.2006, 12:43 PM	#6
against_the_grain stalker Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: across the Hudson Posts: 502	Must've been inspiration for the the LA band, The Cyrkle Jerks. __________________ Don't play what's there, play what's not there. Do not* fear mistakes. There are none* Miles Davis
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07.05.2006, 12:48 PM	#7
LittlePuppetBoy expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Aylmer(now Gatineau), Quebec Posts: 1,756	[quote=gmku]. I remember we all really cracked up when this guy, a real nerd, pulled down his pants, started laughing, and yelled, "Hey, look, mine's like a big hook!" and we look over and it's like way crooked, like bent in the middle to the side at a 90 degree angle almost. quote] Oh my god are you serious? Aren't you supposed to see a doctor or something if your dick is is like that? __________________
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07.05.2006, 12:50 PM	#8
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Probably. But what did we know from crooked dicks? We were 13. We just thought it was funny.
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07.05.2006, 02:33 PM	#9
schizophrenicroom invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: behind you Posts: 10,807	gmku- that about the 90-degree penis is the best thing i've probably ever read. i'm not too interested in trying it, but i voted yes. __________________ fuck i'm frustrated, freaking out something fierce, would you help me? i'm hungry and i stuffer and i startle, i struggle and i stammer til i'm up to my ears in miserable quote unquote "art"
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07.05.2006, 03:08 PM	#11
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	Hence, I will stop reading it before the picture phase emerges.
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07.05.2006, 03:15 PM	#13
Tokolosh invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Plaza de Toros Posts: 6,731	Jesus! What's this forum coming too? __________________ Anything you can /imagine is real
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07.05.2006, 03:16 PM	#14
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	Coming to? I get it.
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07.05.2006, 03:18 PM	#15
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	What it's coming to is the fact that we have the mind of a 13-year-old.
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07.05.2006, 03:24 PM	#16
gmku invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Oxford, England Posts: 15,225	A tragic fate, indeed.
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07.05.2006, 03:38 PM	#19
acousticrock87 invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,515	Can you not be confused about both? I am.
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07.05.2006, 03:45 PM	#20
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Tried it. Boring. Akward. Beautiful picture, pork. __________________ rip
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