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I'll try sticking to it as much as possible, regardless of the type of masturbation that i might or might not be going on about.
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riley mason.
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justin timberlake?
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How about that pretty Interzone boy getting it hard from the Mugwump in Cronenberg's Naked Lunch?
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how about trying to masturbate to a picture of some girls?
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Well seems there is some discussion as to your gender Sarramkrop, i'll go with the following scenario both males and females can all agree with:
Johnny Depp is having sex with Jarvis Cocker when a horny Avril Lavigne walks in with her friend Lung Leg (just to give this masturbation session an indie twist)..They all start shagging each other when finally Lung Leg is reaching climax and screams "SUBMIT TO ME!" I'm fairly sure you are a guy Sarramkrop after all internet pictures never lie!
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My hairy anus
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me licking buzzoz balls
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![]() or ![]() take your pick/ |
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![]() this'll get you randy for sure. |
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Here porky this might do the trick.
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oh psht, looks like a rooster
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For laughter perhaps, haha.
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![]() I know you meant intellectual masturbation.... |
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