bibleman/crazy religious television

atsonicpark · 10.02.2007, 10:41 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bibleman
Earlier today, I was at a pawn shop and I saw this hilarious VHS box set for this show "Bibleman". There were some loose episodes, so I picked up one (I mean, it was like 50 cents) and wow... this is the most hilarious shit I've ever seen.

In this episode, a big purple superhero with a cross on his head takes on THE GOSSIP QUEEN... I guess all the villians represent "sins" (gossip, of course, being the pinnacle of the, uh, 8 deadly sins?).. they'll electrocute him with their "sin powers".. it's kind of like Batman meets the Power Rangers meets religious faggotry... and at the end of the episode, he fucking KILLS them. He MURDERS the villians.

I was watching TV the other day and flipping through the channels and I saw something called "GOOD FELLAS TURN GOD'S MESSENGAS" about this mafia guy who turned into a preacher with a heart of gold.

Anyone else encountered any ridiculous religious television recently?

SynthethicalY · 10.02.2007, 10:41 PM

www.godtube.com funniest thing since jesus.

SynthethicalY · 10.02.2007, 10:46 PM

http://www.godtube.com/view_video.ph...c6835ef457b587 HAHAHA.

atsonicpark · 10.02.2007, 10:49 PM

Thank you for this!!

The anti-porn pro-religion propoganda youtube videos were starting to get old, but this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111....................

pbradley · 10.02.2007, 11:25 PM

I wish I had the technology and skill to be one of those bizarro "youtube poop" film editors. I would totally cut up Bibleman.

pbradley · 10.02.2007, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SynthethicalY

http://www.godtube.com/view_video.ph...c6835ef457b587 HAHAHA.

If God has this guy on his side...

He really needs to work on his coolness factor.

atsonicpark · 10.02.2007, 11:35 PM

"Who then now, bitches?"

(obscure KoRn quote)

ALIEN ANAL · 10.02.2007, 11:38 PM

i have seen pics of bible man before
he looks like a purple version of Steel from the shaq movie

pbradley · 10.02.2007, 11:44 PM

BIBLEMAN
Defeating sin with Bible verses and a knock-off lightsaber.

ALIEN ANAL · 10.02.2007, 11:46 PM

i can tell you this now....Bible Man wont be working in Alabama any time soon

golden child · 10.02.2007, 11:48 PM

bibleman is pretty old, ive seen a few in my day

10.02.2007, 10:41 PM	#1
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bibleman Earlier today, I was at a pawn shop and I saw this hilarious VHS box set for this show "Bibleman". There were some loose episodes, so I picked up one (I mean, it was like 50 cents) and wow... this is the most hilarious shit I've ever seen. In this episode, a big purple superhero with a cross on his head takes on THE GOSSIP QUEEN... I guess all the villians represent "sins" (gossip, of course, being the pinnacle of the, uh, 8 deadly sins?).. they'll electrocute him with their "sin powers".. it's kind of like Batman meets the Power Rangers meets religious faggotry... and at the end of the episode, he fucking KILLS them. He MURDERS the villians. I was watching TV the other day and flipping through the channels and I saw something called "GOOD FELLAS TURN GOD'S MESSENGAS" about this mafia guy who turned into a preacher with a heart of gold. Anyone else encountered any ridiculous religious television recently? __________________
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10.02.2007, 10:41 PM	#2
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	www.godtube.com funniest thing since jesus.
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10.02.2007, 10:46 PM	#3
SynthethicalY invito al cielo Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 7,408	http://www.godtube.com/view_video.ph...c6835ef457b587 HAHAHA.
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10.02.2007, 10:49 PM	#4
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	Thank you for this!! The anti-porn pro-religion propoganda youtube videos were starting to get old, but this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111.................... __________________
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10.02.2007, 11:25 PM	#5
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	I wish I had the technology and skill to be one of those bizarro "youtube poop" film editors. I would totally cut up Bibleman.
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10.02.2007, 11:35 PM	#7
atsonicpark invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 28,843	"Who then now, bitches?" (obscure KoRn quote) __________________
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10.02.2007, 11:38 PM	#8
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	i have seen pics of bible man before he looks like a purple version of Steel from the shaq movie __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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10.02.2007, 11:44 PM	#9
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	BIBLEMAN Defeating sin with Bible verses and a knock-off lightsaber.
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10.02.2007, 11:46 PM	#10
ALIEN ANAL invito al cielo Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Australia Posts: 5,461	i can tell you this now....Bible Man wont be working in Alabama any time soon __________________ www.instagram.com/alienanal
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10.02.2007, 11:48 PM	#11
golden child expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 1,672	bibleman is pretty old, ive seen a few in my day __________________ blind
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