Biker's penis hit by lightning

king_buzzo · 09.21.2007, 11:44 AM

Biker's penis hit by lightning

A Croatian motorbiker's penis was zapped by lightning as he stopped beside the road to take a leak.
Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb, said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.
"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."
Djindjic, who suffered light burns to his chest and arms, added: "Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually."

Rob Instigator · 09.21.2007, 11:46 AM

what a tremedous wealth of pick-up lines that man could use from this experience.

floatingslowly · 09.21.2007, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by king_buzzo

"....it earthed itself through my penis."

it helps if you don't let it drag on the ground. besides lightning, I shudder to think about getting it caught in the spokes.

pbradley · 09.21.2007, 01:25 PM

This makes me think of Electric Dragon 80.000 V, but with an interesting new twist.

Bastian · 09.21.2007, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator

what a tremedous wealth of pick-up lines that man could use from this experience.

"Wanna ride my lightning bolt, baby?"

edward_sick · 09.21.2007, 02:16 PM

Hey, my dick was struck by lightning. Can i rape you?

floatingslowly · 09.21.2007, 03:37 PM

there's a black smoke rising, lord.

there's a black smoke rising, lord.

there's a black smoke rising, lord.

right above my heeeead.

amen, amen, amen, amen.

French Tosser · 09.21.2007, 05:11 PM

hAAS HHASHAHAHASD1111! MZAZ PENIases saf-

maa blleassure de peniises,. LAMAMANSlaime lekmeNINEt de 4tuier 3wsa intERESssabnt!!hasd hahashahsd

Anngella · 09.21.2007, 11:00 PM

Imagine if it was still electrically charged and what kind of orgasm a womyn could get with that.

pbradley · 09.21.2007, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Anngella

Imagine if it was still electrically charged and what kind of orgasm a womyn could get with that.

Taser in the cootch, real orgasmic.

DON'T TASER ME, BRAH!

davenotdead · 09.21.2007, 11:53 PM

lolz....

09.21.2007, 11:44 AM	#1
king_buzzo invito al cielo Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11,110	Biker's penis hit by lightning A Croatian motorbiker's penis was zapped by lightning as he stopped beside the road to take a leak. Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb, said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital. "Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis." Djindjic, who suffered light burns to his chest and arms, added: "Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually."
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09.21.2007, 11:46 AM	#2
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09.21.2007, 01:25 PM	#4
pbradley invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: SoKo Posts: 10,621	This makes me think of Electric Dragon 80.000 V, but with an interesting new twist.
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floatingslowly invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 21,165	there's a black smoke rising, lord. there's a black smoke rising, lord. there's a black smoke rising, lord. right above my heeeead. amen, amen, amen, amen.
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09.21.2007, 05:11 PM	#8
French Tosser empty page Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 14	hAAS HHASHAHAHASD1111! MZAZ PENIases saf- maa blleassure de peniises,. LAMAMANSlaime lekmeNINEt de 4tuier 3wsa intERESssabnt!!hasd hahashahsd
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