03.10.2007, 11:54 PM | #1 |
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MY NAME IS JEREMY BAPTISTE AND SOMETIMES I LIKE TO TALK YOUNG BOYS INTO DRAWING TIGERS ON MY PENIS IN SILVER PAINT PEN. I LIKE SILVER TIGERS, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE ON MY PENIS. I SHOW EVERYBODY MY TIGER-ADORNED PENIS AND SAY "LOOK, I HAVE SILVER TIGERS ON MY PENIS! YA' WANNA' PET THE TIGERS? THEIR NAMES ARE WAFFLE AND BREADRICK!"
WHEN KIDS DON'T WANT TO, SOMETIMES I OFFER TO BUY THEM CAKE OR BUTTER STICKS. THIS DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK, SO SOMETIMES I HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF. THE PROCESS ISN'T AS SATISFYING, BUT AT LEAST I END UP WITH SILVER TIGER DRAWN ON MY PENIS. I LIKE SILVER TIGERS. ESPECIALLY ON MY PENIS. -by my bandmate. do you tell stories? or draw tigers on your genitalia?
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03.11.2007, 12:18 AM | #2 |
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Are these the lyrics for a song? Please say yes.
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03.11.2007, 12:21 AM | #3 |
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it sounds like it could be a big black song.
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03.11.2007, 12:26 AM | #4 |
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Tigers are dead to me.
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03.11.2007, 12:30 AM | #5 |
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The fact that the tigers aren't named Mike makes me question your school spirit.
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03.11.2007, 01:15 AM | #6 |
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well that bleauxs.
and they're song lyrics now. the song's gonna sound like something from the whitey album.
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03.11.2007, 01:16 AM | #7 | |
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what do you have against tigers? is it all tigers or just genital tigers?
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03.11.2007, 01:28 AM | #8 | |
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A genital tiger jumpes into the realms of my anus once. I did not like it. |
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03.11.2007, 05:03 AM | #9 |
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come and play!
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