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Is this some kind of viral marketing for the new SW record
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keep it there
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how weird it must be to have an appendage between your legs.
how nice it is that there are human beings with said appendage. |
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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again. This happens all the time. It's detachable. [background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over] This comes in handy a lot of the time. I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out, when I don't need it. But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it. First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it. So I called up the place where the party was, they hadn't seen it either. I asked them to check the medicine cabinet 'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes But not this time. So I told them if it pops up to let me know. I called a few people who were at the party, but they were no help either. I was starting to get desperate. I really don't like being without my penis for too long. It makes me feel like less of a man, and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak. After a few hours of searching the house, and calling everyone I could think of, I was starting to get very depressed, so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast. Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place, where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I don't know. Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis. [background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for a while, then out] |
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you're missing out on the fun of letting it breathe & roam free, explore unknown worlds & all. |
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use this CHOUT, he won't get too far with this on:
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jeez.
and i ain't mixing the new SMALL WHITE, they did! i just (already) mastered the whole thing and it sounds HUGE!!! so BUY THE MOFO!!! |
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don't tell me, i didn't sleep!!!
oh and CHOUT you got a wav file waiting for ya... :P |
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