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Old 03.29.2011, 07:38 PM   #1
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Old 03.29.2011, 07:54 PM   #2
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I expected convincing shemales wearing ironic tshirts.
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Old 03.29.2011, 07:58 PM   #3
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Old 03.29.2011, 07:59 PM   #4
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I expected convincing shemales wearing ironic tshirts.


isnt that what all hispters look like nowadays?

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Old 03.29.2011, 11:39 PM   #5
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What's the yellow stuff? Not th spirits... is it a bik chain or something?
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Old 03.30.2011, 01:10 AM   #6
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Old 03.30.2011, 02:44 AM   #7
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Old 03.30.2011, 08:10 AM   #8
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is pabst blue ribbon like an official hipster beverage or what?
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Old 03.30.2011, 08:23 AM   #9
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I expected convincing shemales wearing ironic tshirts.

I felt sure I'd seen linetrap in an SY t-shirt but after 'extensive investigations' I couldn't find anything.
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Old 03.30.2011, 08:27 AM   #10
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is pabst blue ribbon like an official hipster beverage or what?

Pretty much. Even down here. I prefer Miller Light myself.
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Old 03.30.2011, 09:28 AM   #11
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I like the fact that in the first pic you see someone walking towards it. Lol.
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Old 03.30.2011, 09:41 AM   #12
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me too I am wondering if they will fall for it
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Old 03.30.2011, 11:44 AM   #13
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making fun of hipster is so hip. i'm sure 95% of everyone who makes fun of them are hipsters themselves.
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Old 03.30.2011, 11:55 AM   #14
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The notion of a 'hipster' is one entirely devised by the internet. I've said this in several threads but you can probably point out 'hipster' attributes to everyone posting here. And yes, people that use the term in a derogatory usage are probably 'hipsters' themselves that have to put down other people to hide the fact that their whole personality, self-esteem and taste is a lie.
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Old 03.30.2011, 03:39 PM   #15
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The difference between a hipster (you lot) and someone who's hip (me) is pretty obvious. Though I obviously couldn't explain that to you hipsters.
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Old 03.30.2011, 04:04 PM   #16
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I have never used the word "hip" to describe my boss-groovy.
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Old 03.30.2011, 04:08 PM   #17
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The difference between a hipster (you lot) and someone who's hip (me) is pretty obvious. Though I obviously couldn't explain that to you hipsters.
You beat me to it. Also, the ''bad'' hipsters generally love me because of how hip I am.
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Old 03.30.2011, 04:22 PM   #18
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I have never used the word "hip" to describe my boss-groovy.

You do realise that, no matter what you say, you are essentially a goth? Drone is happy with his lot - he doesn't try and be hip. Don't mourn it, 'ironically'. Embrace your quintessential inability to comprehend hip.
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Old 03.30.2011, 04:33 PM   #19
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I have a fucking torn (subway size) Bauhaus - Mask poster hanging up, yesterday my wife was wearing a tshirt from Peter Murphy's latest tour, I've spent the last two days listen to early Cure albums (Pornography & 17 Seconds), I shit bats and Thunderbolt Pagoda is my favorite band.

of course I'm fucking goth.
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Old 03.30.2011, 04:38 PM   #20
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I have never used the word "hip" to describe my DARKNESS.

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