DUMBASS STORY by RIPfrey05

RIPfrey05 · 06.11.2006, 04:11 PM

So the other day I was at my friend's house (Nathaniel AKA GeOrGeBusHLOVeR) and he was like "ugh i need a cigarette cause im addicted to cigarettes" and so we walked out side cause hes not allowed to smoke around his house. He started telling me about how the Malboro box is KKK related and stuff by the light of my cell phone.Then he takes my phone and starts looking through my "contatcts"; he finds this dude named S------ R----- who he put on my list in the first place (he is some guy who went out with some chick i went out with a long time ago). Anyway Nathaniel calls the number and leaves a fucking retarded ass message about buying crack and stuff and acting retarded like "you owe me 5$ for the motherfucking crack rock i sold you motherfucker im gonna bite off your ears bitch ahh ahhha ahhha ahhhhhhh fuck shit ass motherfucker shit ass cunt cock balls asss shit cock crack rocks are my life crack crack crack!!! ahh aakahahakh"

WE laugh about it and think that its Tres Funny... but then once i had forgotten all about it, the other day my friend who is a big ass deuchebag told me that i was under investigation by the police. I asked him why and he told me it was because the dude "S---R---" that nate gave the retarded message had had his parents hear the message and they called the police and hired a private investigator.. so ...FUCK
i trhink its pretty funny and stuff, but if i get in tourble,

ill be pissed.

whatever, any advice??

HaydenAsche · 06.11.2006, 04:12 PM

Deny it like hell.

screamingskull · 06.11.2006, 04:14 PM

you won't get in trouble, they can't arrest you for leaving a nasty message on someones answer phone, the police have better things to be doing. and you didn't sell him crack so you have nothing to worry about.
don't worry, just forget about it.

HaydenAsche · 06.11.2006, 04:15 PM

PLUS it was Nate who did it right? That kid will get in trouble.

Anngella · 06.11.2006, 04:15 PM

Leave the country.

Sheriff Rhys Chatham · 06.11.2006, 04:15 PM

blame your friend.

RIPfrey05 · 06.11.2006, 04:16 PM

I saw a ehite car following me a while back...WTF

HaydenAsche · 06.11.2006, 04:16 PM

You should give me that guy's number right now.

RIPfrey05 · 06.11.2006, 04:22 PM

hell no
this thread is retarded let it sink

Anngella · 06.11.2006, 04:24 PM

Kitty_in_a_sink~

06.11.2006, 04:11 PM	#1
RIPfrey05 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lynchburg in the 03!!! Posts: 865	So the other day I was at my friend's house (Nathaniel AKA GeOrGeBusHLOVeR) and he was like "ugh i need a cigarette cause im addicted to cigarettes" and so we walked out side cause hes not allowed to smoke around his house. He started telling me about how the Malboro box is KKK related and stuff by the light of my cell phone.Then he takes my phone and starts looking through my "contatcts"; he finds this dude named S------ R----- who he put on my list in the first place (he is some guy who went out with some chick i went out with a long time ago). Anyway Nathaniel calls the number and leaves a fucking retarded ass message about buying crack and stuff and acting retarded like "you owe me 5$ for the motherfucking crack rock i sold you motherfucker im gonna bite off your ears bitch ahh ahhha ahhha ahhhhhhh fuck shit ass motherfucker shit ass cunt cock balls asss shit cock crack rocks are my life crack crack crack!!! ahh aakahahakh" WE laugh about it and think that its Tres Funny... but then once i had forgotten all about it, the other day my friend who is a big ass deuchebag told me that i was under investigation by the police. I asked him why and he told me it was because the dude "S---R---" that nate gave the retarded message had had his parents hear the message and they called the police and hired a private investigator.. so ...FUCK i trhink its pretty funny and stuff, but if i get in tourble, ill be pissed. whatever, any advice?? __________________ RIPfrey05 registered: 6/12/2004 00:00 Im a church kicking bitch posts: 2089 1337, were gangsters http://www.myspace.com/thefloridaorangebirds MY FUCKING BAND
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06.11.2006, 04:12 PM	#2
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	Deny it like hell. __________________ rip
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06.11.2006, 04:14 PM	#3
screamingskull invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: england Posts: 5,580	you won't get in trouble, they can't arrest you for leaving a nasty message on someones answer phone, the police have better things to be doing. and you didn't sell him crack so you have nothing to worry about. don't worry, just forget about it.
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06.11.2006, 04:15 PM	#4
HaydenAsche invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 10,755	PLUS it was Nate who did it right? That kid will get in trouble. __________________ rip
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06.11.2006, 04:15 PM	#5
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	Leave the country. __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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06.11.2006, 04:15 PM	#6
Sheriff Rhys Chatham invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: New England. Posts: 4,027	blame your friend. __________________ My Music(grunge rock) A part of this blue shit since June 24th, 2004
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06.11.2006, 04:16 PM	#7
RIPfrey05 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lynchburg in the 03!!! Posts: 865	I saw a ehite car following me a while back...WTF __________________ RIPfrey05 registered: 6/12/2004 00:00 Im a church kicking bitch posts: 2089 1337, were gangsters http://www.myspace.com/thefloridaorangebirds MY FUCKING BAND
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06.11.2006, 04:22 PM	#9
RIPfrey05 the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lynchburg in the 03!!! Posts: 865	hell no this thread is retarded let it sink __________________ RIPfrey05 registered: 6/12/2004 00:00 Im a church kicking bitch posts: 2089 1337, were gangsters http://www.myspace.com/thefloridaorangebirds MY FUCKING BAND
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06.11.2006, 04:24 PM	#10
Anngella expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Vagina Posts: 1,900	Kitty_in_a_sink~ __________________ FLICKR http://slouchingsunflowers.tumblr.com/
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