bANAL SEX

Toilet & Bowels · 01.27.2007, 02:57 PM

let's have a sex thread about bland and dull sex antics.

i've had a fair amount of normal sex lately.

porkmarras · 01.27.2007, 03:02 PM

Do you mean sex that doesn't even involve whispering dirty garbage into each other's ears but just plain old fashioned fucking?

compulsive diarrhea, jico · 01.27.2007, 03:14 PM

the fuck for fucking one?

i wish i could get that more often

Toilet & Bowels · 01.27.2007, 03:30 PM

sex that is wholly unremarkable to anyone other than the participants. i did my girlfriend from behind the other day.

Derek · 01.27.2007, 04:05 PM

I've never had sex.

Go me.

Toilet & Bowels · 01.27.2007, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derek

I've never had sex.

Go me.

it's good but i doubt it will live up to your expectations

Derek · 01.27.2007, 04:26 PM

Well I'm only 14 so it's not something that I'm desperate to do.

cuetzpalin · 01.27.2007, 04:28 PM

i haven't had a really good sex for a long time and it sucks

compulsive diarrhea, jico · 01.27.2007, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Derek

Well I'm only 14 so it's not something that I'm desperate to do.

bah,you're 14 and you're not desperate for sex?

perhaps you haven't reached puberty yet.

Phlegmscope · 01.27.2007, 04:42 PM

Banal masturbation thread would be suitable for me.
Hey toilet, now that you've spent the whole evening here with us, answer my pm so that I know whether to upload something for you or not.

I'm off to pub.

Glice · 01.27.2007, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by compulsive diarrhea, jico

bah,you're 14 and you're not desperate for sex?

perhaps you haven't reached puberty yet.

Was that entirely necessary? The guy doesn't want to have sex, simple as that, isn't it?

Danny Himself · 01.27.2007, 05:04 PM

Hm. I'm as horny as the next guy, but I think if some random person came up to me tonight and offered me sex I'd say no.

Toilet & Bowels · 01.27.2007, 05:04 PM

i don't remember being desperate for sex at the age of 14, i started to get desperate years later when i was the only one out of my friends not to have lost my virginity though.

Danny Himself · 01.27.2007, 05:07 PM

Yeah, a few people I know have lost it already.. which is weird, because I go to a Catholic school. I'm not really bothered though.

compulsive diarrhea, jico · 01.27.2007, 05:13 PM

obsessed with the hole thing until late 16's. then i became abstinent haha

Norma J · 01.27.2007, 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

i did my girlfriend from behind the other day.

I'm lost. Do you mean this is an uncommon thing to do or not?
I consider this standard.

Danny Himself · 01.27.2007, 05:22 PM

It depends what he means by 'behind'.

Glice · 01.27.2007, 05:23 PM

Is this some new super-strain of irony that's beyond me?

Danny Himself · 01.27.2007, 05:26 PM

I wouldn't think so. Anal or doggy style..

foxforce5 · 01.27.2007, 05:28 PM

Behind is short for "Behind the Fridge", quite an effort if there are no wheels on the fridge and it's not to clean where the fridge used to be.
When people talk about "dirty sex" they usually mean "sex in a place where an appliance used to be or else a large piece of furniture".
Dust bunnies. ughh.

01.27.2007, 02:57 PM	#1
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,268	let's have a sex thread about bland and dull sex antics. i've had a fair amount of normal sex lately.
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porkmarras invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: London - UK Posts: 14,313	Do you mean sex that doesn't even involve whispering dirty garbage into each other's ears but just plain old fashioned fucking? __________________
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compulsive diarrhea, jico 100% Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 711	the fuck for fucking one? i wish i could get that more often
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01.27.2007, 03:30 PM	#4
Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,268	sex that is wholly unremarkable to anyone other than the participants. i did my girlfriend from behind the other day.
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01.27.2007, 04:05 PM	#5
Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	I've never had sex. Go me.
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Derek invito al cielo Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 8,095	Well I'm only 14 so it's not something that I'm desperate to do.
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cuetzpalin the end of the ugly Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Czech republic Posts: 997	i haven't had a really good sex for a long time and it sucks __________________ Co-founder of uber-kool outsiders' club. member of Pookie's fan club
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Phlegmscope expwy. to yr skull Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Finland Posts: 1,246	Banal masturbation thread would be suitable for me. Hey toilet, now that you've spent the whole evening here with us, answer my pm so that I know whether to upload something for you or not. I'm off to pub.
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Hm. I'm as horny as the next guy, but I think if some random person came up to me tonight and offered me sex I'd say no.
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	Yeah, a few people I know have lost it already.. which is weird, because I go to a Catholic school. I'm not really bothered though.
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01.27.2007, 05:13 PM	#15
compulsive diarrhea, jico 100% Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 711	obsessed with the hole thing until late 16's. then i became abstinent haha
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01.27.2007, 05:22 PM	#17
Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	It depends what he means by 'behind'.
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Danny Himself invito al cielo Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 9,623	I wouldn't think so. Anal or doggy style..
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01.27.2007, 05:28 PM	#20
foxforce5 bad moon rising Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Utah! Posts: 196	Behind is short for "Behind the Fridge", quite an effort if there are no wheels on the fridge and it's not to clean where the fridge used to be. When people talk about "dirty sex" they usually mean "sex in a place where an appliance used to be or else a large piece of furniture". Dust bunnies. ughh.
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