need a date?

girlgun · 09.27.2007, 12:28 AM

in 2009?

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/

cryptowonderdruginvogue · 09.27.2007, 12:37 AM

DAAAMN GIRL!
pull over, lemme see it

Toilet & Bowels · 09.27.2007, 06:26 AM

man, those chicks are probably all crazy, but i still feel bad for them

Toilet & Bowels · 09.27.2007, 07:03 AM

reading through those made me feel really sad

pbradley · 09.27.2007, 07:15 AM

I've worked with ex-convict women before in a non-profit. Very thoughtful women.

Though I doubt any would find an academic like me all that attractive and vice versa.

floatingslowly · 09.27.2007, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by cryptowonderdruginvogue

DAAAMN GIRL!pull over, lemme see it

I get the feeling that this time, this line won't work for you.

sayin'.

PS: ex-cons are wild.

jon boy · 09.27.2007, 04:19 PM

its a sad and crazy world we live in.

girlgun · 09.27.2007, 04:21 PM

... such a sensitive bunch. geez.

in all seriousness... interesting how the majority of the women are "white" and the majority of men are "minorities"

!@#$%! · 09.27.2007, 04:27 PM

ha ha ha ha

very funny

Toilet & Bowels · 09.27.2007, 06:09 PM

yeah, the joke at the begining of the thread is funny though, but reading all those women's blurbs was pretty depressing especially considering it was the first thing i did after waking up.

floatingslowly · 09.27.2007, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

yeah, the joke at the begining of the thread is funny though, but reading all those women's blurbs was pretty depressing especially considering it was the first thing i did after waking up.

take action!

drop one of those....lovely ladies a line (or maybe just send cigarettes).

if you play yr cards right, a cash redistribution technician could be yrs for the taking!

what I find funny is that almost every one listed "working out" and "reading" as their hobby. who knew??

also of note, a large percentage of women will accept letters from "both" sexes, whereas the men all list "female only". there's some crazy shit going on inside a Fem-Prison.

Toilet & Bowels · 09.27.2007, 08:10 PM

i saw this fairly enlightening documentary about a women's prison

!@#$%! · 09.27.2007, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Toilet & Bowels

yeah, the joke at the begining of the thread is funny though, but reading all those women's blurbs was pretty depressing especially considering it was the first thing i did after waking up.

yeah i guess so, but watching anything without a proper breakfast can be hazardous to your health.

i did read the blurbs and found them even funnier though. it's not that i'm devoid of human compassion-- i don't see these women as a laughingstock-- but the power of the inherent comedy is too much to resist.

girlgun · 09.27.2007, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by !@#$%!

yeah i guess so, but watching anything without a proper breakfast can be hazardous to your health.

i did read the blurbs and found them even funnier though. it's not that i'm devoid of human compassion-- i don't see these women as a laughingstock-- but the power of the inherent comedy is too much to resist.

god. thank fuck. i thought i was some sort of evil beast for a minute.

girlgun · 09.27.2007, 08:14 PM

oh hey symbol guy... remember that one time we went to dinner???.... ohh yeah nevermind.

!@#$%! · 09.27.2007, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by girlgun

oh hey symbol guy... remember that one time we went to dinner???.... ohh yeah nevermind.

oh, im glad you're not one of those prison women, or i'd fear for my life!!

btw there is this youf show in marfa texas in october. if the paychecks come through, madame and i would be driving past OK to get there. if your invitation still stands, we'll gladly trash your living room and leave mr. girlgun to clean up the mess.

but no, seriously. we're frequent I-40ers.

--

oh wait. no we wouldn't, would we? i have my geography all wrong. but are you guys coming to the show?

girlgun · 09.27.2007, 08:27 PM

why don't you just come to the dallas show with us? we're actually leaving for dallas on the 6th (which is the date of the show you'd like to attend), but if you're through on the 5th (or even before)... we'll still be in town. and the offer is always open. i know right where i'm takin' you too!

!@#$%! · 09.27.2007, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by girlgun

why don't you just come to the dallas show with us? we're actually leaving for dallas on the 6th (which is the date of the show you'd like to attend), but if you're through on the 5th (or even before)... we'll still be in town. and the offer is always open. i know right where i'm takin' you too!

texas is scary, and we were only going to venture to marfa because we figured the aliens have something like a free port. anyway are there still tickets left for dallas? will it be one of the DDN things? i am so out of the loop, and jetlagged, i need help thinking, and the coffee is not doing enough.

girlgun · 09.27.2007, 08:41 PM

i think there are tix left. it's at house of blues and the mrs is really good getting around in dallas (since he lived there for years). come on! it'll be fun!

!@#$%! · 09.27.2007, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by girlgun

i think there are tix left. it's at house of blues and the mrs is really good getting around in dallas (since he lived there for years). come on! it'll be fun!

oh yeah, im interested, but i gotta check the schedule. i swear it sounds great, but we have to figure out if we can make it work. but let me check, really-- we don't receive steady paychecks & budgeting is a bit of an adventure, ha ha. we have some house of blues tshirts we got for free at sundance last year-- maybe we can sneak in as employees if tix run out.

i'll get to work right now & maybe post later. are you regularly posting here, or should i communicate through edward?

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girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	... such a sensitive bunch. geez. in all seriousness... interesting how the majority of the women are "white" and the majority of men are "minorities"
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!@#$%! invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: mars attacks Posts: 42,564	ha ha ha ha very funny
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,268	yeah, the joke at the begining of the thread is funny though, but reading all those women's blurbs was pretty depressing especially considering it was the first thing i did after waking up.
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Toilet & Bowels invito al cielo Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern Europe Posts: 12,268	i saw this fairly enlightening documentary about a women's prison
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girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	why don't you just come to the dallas show with us? we're actually leaving for dallas on the 6th (which is the date of the show you'd like to attend), but if you're through on the 5th (or even before)... we'll still be in town. and the offer is always open. i know right where i'm takin' you too!
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girlgun invito al cielo Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 2,906	i think there are tix left. it's at house of blues and the mrs is really good getting around in dallas (since he lived there for years). come on! it'll be fun!
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