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Old 11.25.2007, 09:24 PM   #1
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Possible parole in 9 years.
I feel bad for my friend.
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Old 11.25.2007, 09:29 PM   #2
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what happened?

sucks...
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Old 11.25.2007, 09:44 PM   #3
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if he got 18 years, he probably deserved it. just sayin'.
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Old 11.25.2007, 09:55 PM   #4
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damn. sorry to hear about that, man.
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Old 11.25.2007, 10:00 PM   #5
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damn son! i'm on probation right now for a non-violent offense (they got me w/ dime of the sweetest cheeba), all i got was one year probation (i had a terrific lawyer). so i was going in the office one day to check in, and was finishing my smoke, and there was this really old black guy w/ one eye sitting there. so we strike up a conversation and i asked him how long his pro was for. he told me 10years! i'm like "jesus, what'd you do fucking kill a family or something?". he laughed, and proceded to tell me he got pulled over for DUI 6 times in 2 months. and he was only on his first year of pro when i saw him. that fucking sucks.
so anyways, what'd yr friend do?
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Old 11.25.2007, 10:24 PM   #6
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ummm sorry if that sounded harsh. i AM sorry you're losing a buddy... i just meant 18 years seems like a pretty serious offense.

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Old 11.25.2007, 10:31 PM   #7
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I agree with Girlgun. I'll save the "damn. sorry to hear about that, man." comments for when I actually know what criminal offense he committed.
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Old 11.25.2007, 10:31 PM   #8
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damn son! i'm on probation right now for a non-violent offense (they got me w/ dime of the sweetest cheeba), all i got was one year probation (i had a terrific lawyer). so i was going in the office one day to check in, and was finishing my smoke, and there was this really old black guy w/ one eye sitting there. so we strike up a conversation and i asked him how long his pro was for. he told me 10years! i'm like "jesus, what'd you do fucking kill a family or something?". he laughed, and proceded to tell me he got pulled over for DUI 6 times in 2 months. and he was only on his first year of pro when i saw him. that fucking sucks.
so anyways, what'd yr friend do?

10 years for 6 DUIs in 2 months is a light offense! The guy is going to kill somebody if he doesn't get his shit together.

A year probation for holding a gram on the other hand is pretty over the top where I come from. Your lawyer got paid for getting you more than you should have (but then maybe you live in a red state or something - they call them red for a reason!)
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Old 11.25.2007, 10:35 PM   #9
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lol, yeah i live in texas. he did get me off light though. the only thing i got was a year probation and had to take some week long drug class. no community service or fine (had to pay court costs though). the reason i know is there were people in that class w/ me that got caught w/ the same or less and they had it alot worse than me. poor bastards.
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Old 11.25.2007, 10:39 PM   #10
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lol, yeah i live in texas. he did get me off light though. the only thing i got was a year probation and had to take some week long drug class. no community service or fine (had to pay court costs though). the reason i know is there were people in that class w/ me that got caught w/ the same or less and they had it alot worse than me. poor bastards.

Yep, Texas would be red and half! Seriously, I got caught with some amazing weed in Seattle once, and the cops were just drooling over the prospects of seizing it. They basically told me they could write a citation if I wanted it to be around to be entered as evidence. Bastards.
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Old 11.25.2007, 10:57 PM   #11
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lol, it's just like i always say (and my buddies NWA & j-dilla)... FUCK THE POLICE!
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Old 11.25.2007, 11:09 PM   #12
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An 18 year sentence would usually mean something like manslaughter. Possibly murder, but more than likely not--too light for that, unless there were circumstances.

Other possibility is serious theft or burglary.

Or drug dealing.

I'm guessing it's this last.
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Old 11.26.2007, 01:02 AM   #13
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An 18 year sentence would usually mean something like manslaughter. Possibly murder, but more than likely not--too light for that, unless there were circumstances.

Other possibility is serious theft or burglary.

Or drug dealing.

I'm guessing it's this last.

But we are talking about Texas here now.
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Old 11.26.2007, 01:03 AM   #14
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he was involved in a bad drug deal.

his friend wanted some lorcets
so he called this guy he knew
they hopped in the car
guy decides to pull a gun on them and jack them
shoots his friend in the head
shoots my friend in the stomach


this parents of the kid who passed away have more money than god and decided they wanted the guy who set it all up in jail too
he was in county for a year until the case closed
got 18 years

the black dude who shot them got life with no parole
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Old 11.26.2007, 01:09 AM   #15
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18 years for trying to score lorcets*?

*What the fuck are lorcets?
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Old 11.26.2007, 01:27 AM   #16
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nah, we were talking about me living in texas. and yeah, what the fuck is a lorcet? but on a serious note... that is really fucked up. he got shot and 18 years just for trying to hook his buddy up. i truly am sorry dude.
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Old 11.26.2007, 01:30 AM   #17
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Yes, from what we've been told here, it does seem somewhat unfair.
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18 years for trying to score lorcets*?

*What the fuck are lorcets?


Next Time Google it.
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Old 11.26.2007, 01:35 AM   #19
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Yes, from what we've been told here, it does seem somewhat unfair.

That about sums it up.

I'm also glad that nobody else seems to know what the fuck "lorcets" are, as I was worried I was getting old and square. But then, I am, because I Googled them.
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Why would I want to google something when I can converse on this forum?

Are you upset over something, Synth? You're acting bitter.
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