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Old 08.04.2008, 09:41 PM   #1
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I tossed a coin today ( no I didn't) and everyone seemed very nice to me (it was fake).They opened doors for me (they were already open), they said sweet things to me (they didn't mean them), they offered sex (they were deseased), they wanted to give me a lift home (not enough change for a cab), they said they loved me (they were in love with their partner).

Have you ever felt like this? The code is: xmthq (once you punch it in you get a punch in the face).
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Old 08.05.2008, 06:29 AM   #2
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had this guy come into the store yesterday, and decided to pay with half-dollar and dollar coins (must have been from phili) and outside of the fact it's rare to see them in the first place, i heard a distinct clang when he put it down on the counter, i noticed it was a 1964 Kennedy half dollar, a first year issue and made almost entirely of silver

not quite the same, but it's kind of lucky
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Old 08.05.2008, 06:37 AM   #3
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I gave one beggar a cigarette last night, but not another. I evaluated both of their beggar-ness and concluded that one was a fairly nice beggar and so received the cigarette while the other one looked a bit like Steve Albini, and so didn't.
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Old 08.05.2008, 07:21 AM   #4
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I tossed a coin today ( no I didn't) and everyone seemed very nice to me (it was fake).They opened doors for me (they were already open), they said sweet things to me (they didn't mean them), they offered sex (they were deseased), they wanted to give me a lift home (not enough change for a cab), they said they loved me (they were in love with their partner).

Have you ever felt like this? The code is: xmthq (once you punch it in you get a punch in the face).

dude are you ok? none of my beeswax but you seem to be a shade angrier than usual.
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Old 08.05.2008, 08:26 AM   #5
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This sounds more like Kevin Nealon's stand up then it does anger.
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Old 08.05.2008, 12:43 PM   #6
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I tossed a coin today ( no I didn't) and everyone seemed very nice to me (it was fake).They opened doors for me (they were already open), they said sweet things to me (they didn't mean them), they offered sex (they were deseased), they wanted to give me a lift home (not enough change for a cab), they said they loved me (they were in love with their partner).

Have you ever felt like this? The code is: xmthq (once you punch it in you get a punch in the face).


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Old 08.05.2008, 01:17 PM   #7
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No, I do not have a bipolar disorder.
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Old 08.05.2008, 01:19 PM   #8
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You love me, pbradley, don't you? That and the Twilight Zone. You sound bitter enough for me to make me think that. HOORAY!!

You've secretely been waiting for me to come back, didn't you, eh?
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Old 08.05.2008, 01:22 PM   #9
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While I do appreciate you and the Twilight Zone a lot, I am not bitter.

But you are worrying me a bit. Though this is probably your intention.
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Old 08.05.2008, 01:27 PM   #10
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No no, baby. You, erm, worry ME. So much so that I can keep you going till you get tired of yourself, which shouldn't really be that difficult considering that you sound like a pathetic idiot on the internet a lot, more so lately. Whoo hoo!
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Old 08.05.2008, 01:34 PM   #11
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quit referring to me as the Twilight Zone.

I have a name gawddammit.
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Old 08.05.2008, 01:36 PM   #12
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It's one of my all time favourite TV programs ever. One of its episodes inspired me to start this thread. I was also more than a little stoned, mind.
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Old 08.05.2008, 01:38 PM   #13
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No no, baby. You, erm, worry ME. So much so that I can keep you going till you get tired of yourself, which shouldn't really be that difficult considering that you sound like a pathetic idiot on the internet a lot, more so lately. Whoo hoo!
Ouch.

Kind of sucks to be called a pathetic idiot by one of the people you respect most on this board. I'm going to go record shopping.
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Old 08.05.2008, 01:39 PM   #14
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I was also more than a little stoned, mind.

and now I'm crying buckets.


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Old 08.05.2008, 01:40 PM   #15
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quit referring to me as the Twilight Zone.

I have a name gawddammit.

Yes, and apparently it is "The Outer Limits."
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Old 08.05.2008, 01:41 PM   #16
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Old 08.05.2008, 01:42 PM   #17
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Yes, and apparently it is "The Outer Limits."

Do you know the episode that I'm talking about? It's one of the most awesome things ever.
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Old 08.05.2008, 01:44 PM   #18
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if it's the coin that stands on it's edge when flipped, then no, I have no idea what yr talking about (and neither does Clone).
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Old 08.05.2008, 01:45 PM   #19
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Coins have never been lucky for me.

I've also had two four leave clovers, one was eaten by my cat, the other was crumbled to bits by a friend. Pretty unlucky.
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Old 08.05.2008, 01:46 PM   #20
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also... I'm sorry to ruin yr fight with Peanut Butter.

there is a toothless white trash near my office who is waiting to have her ass probed. she sounds drunk and she's ringing the fucking service bell again. I'm not the service bell answering guy, but nobody else is here.

I'm freaking the fuck oooout!!1

again...sorry. rant over.

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