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Old 07.09.2009, 03:14 AM   #1
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Okay. So. If you're fortunate enough not to hear this fucking garbage... I'm going to deflower you. If you're in for a real treat, here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubfWnIid5J8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD0UxUChuCE

Yeah, three plastic, raccoon-eyed whores with dollar store extensions coated in layers of makeup attempting to rap about just how fucking cool they are... it's fucking brilliant, isn't it? I mean, fuck real music, I'd rather listen to this! Remember back in middle school when at least one slutty 13 year old bragged about how she went to this party and had one entire beer all by herself? Yeah, it sounds a lot like this shit, doesn't it?

In all seriousness, this is raping the very idea of music and these three cunts should be burned at the stake.

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Old 07.09.2009, 05:15 AM   #2
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three plastic, raccoon-eyed whores with dollar store extensions coated in layers of makeup attempting to rap about just how fucking cool they are

you've just described the perfect pop group
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Old 07.09.2009, 05:57 AM   #3
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The MIllionaires are unique in that they perfectly epitomize everything wrong and right about pop music at the same time.

For the record, I can't stand this shit.
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Old 07.09.2009, 08:30 AM   #4
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Terrible music... but I think they're hot anyway.
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Old 07.09.2009, 11:23 AM   #5
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It reminds me of Uffy, who is worse, and Tila 'Tequila' Nguyen, who was also shit. Shit rapping is shit rapping. Good rapping by posh girls would probably be shit, but it's unlikely a posh girl would ever be good.

I wouldn't say the Millionaires were the worst thing ever though. I'd have to not want to have sex with them for them to qualify for that.

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Old 07.09.2009, 03:43 PM   #6
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Weren't they the band that recorded the starting song to the 3rd season of "A Shot At Love" with the Icky twins? I think so... let me check
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Old 07.09.2009, 03:44 PM   #7
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The show's theme song is "Ooh Uh Huh", performed by Millionaires.[5]

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Old 07.09.2009, 06:24 PM   #8
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I do like raccoon-eyes, but..
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Old 07.09.2009, 06:28 PM   #9
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I wouldn't say the Millionaires were the worst thing ever though. I'd have to not want to have sex with them for them to qualify for that. /quote]
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Old 07.09.2009, 07:35 PM   #10
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you've just described the perfect pop group

sweet, I'm going to start one just like this, wanna join?
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Old 07.09.2009, 07:44 PM   #11
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God I heard the songs, this is funny.
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Old 07.09.2009, 07:45 PM   #12
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It's funny until you feel like killing everyone you know and then yourself.
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Old 07.09.2009, 07:50 PM   #13
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Nah, it just make me kill little girls.
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Old 07.10.2009, 01:01 AM   #14
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I've heard ABOUT this band so fucking much, but I hadn't actually heard them until now... ahahaha, are they fuh real?
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Old 07.10.2009, 11:34 PM   #15
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They're srs. Completely serious.
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Old 07.11.2009, 01:19 AM   #16
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Why do they not exist on wikipedia?
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Old 07.11.2009, 01:20 AM   #17
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Because they suck?
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Old 07.11.2009, 01:59 PM   #18
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No one wants to go to all the effort to create them a page, because, they do suck.
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Old 07.11.2009, 02:18 PM   #19
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Old 07.11.2009, 03:48 PM   #20
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I was hoping it was a Kinks cover
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